Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 28/09/2026Throwback to the time when I got a security report that started with a message that was just > cve 210
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 28/09/2026@jessew I say all that, I'm still annoyed I can't hit above like F4 💔 my singing career as a soprano is ruined 🥀 010
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 28/09/2026@jessew the voice analysis software can't decide in my natural voice, and if I fiddle with my larynx it goes either way lol. It's mostly BS anyway, people judge on way more cues than just pitch and resonance and the cues they use change from person to person 110
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 26/09/2026One must imagine Sisyphus selecting "Remember me on this device" 110
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 23/09/2026@RustyNova Lmfao xD Everyone must be trans! It's the rules! /j 000
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 23/09/2026@RustyNova coincidentally Sable basically has pluralkit built in. 100
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 23/09/2026@RustyNova I mean last time this happened we straight up tripled in size. As the need is increasing, people are coming across and building the stuff they miss - and even better stuff. Sable is an example of this happening - the project started in February this year lol. 100
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 23/09/2026I foresee a disturbance in the force (many new Continuwuity.org users) discord.com/blog/safer-for-teens-sa… 110
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 21/09/2026@jessew I'm told all serious circuit / chip design software runs on Linux. Kind of like high end video production and animation stuff 010
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 17/09/2026Got scrapers solving 40 PoW challenges a second, should have made them mine monero 🥴 231
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 17/09/2026Took my forge offlien again, used it as an opportunity to test & deploy a new ruleset which seems to be effective for now 100
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 17/09/2026Matthew Price, the CEO of Cloudflare: > It’s a proof of concept. Get off your high horse. 🙄 010
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 16/09/2026RE: tldr.nettime.org/@tante/11728158802… That one time I went viral for calling out a multi-billion dollar company and all I got was 200 mastodon followers, a journalist in my DMs and the slight annoyance of people who have large amounts of money 110
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 16/09/2026I don't know how the web, collectively, is going to recover from this. The baseline requirements to exist as anything more complex than a static site have shot up so massively, with this "internet background radiation" happily swallowing up everything it can get its jaws around 210
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 16/09/2026Other places I talk with are having it far worse - with the equivalent of multiple full dedicated servers JUST serving bot requests despite their protections being aggressive enough to constantly catch real users in the crossfire with IP blocking (something I'm not willing to do right now). 100
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 16/09/2026All of this is with a go-away config running various checks and rules, POW on certain endpoints, header rules to catch fake Chrome instances and so on that worked in the past. I'm told that they're running full-fat headless Chrome instances now, and there's no way to block them without blocking […]tech.lgbtOriginal post on tech.lgbt 100
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 16/09/2026At this point my server was under other load, but they kept hammering it till it fell over and then hammered it some more. Which was annoying, because real people were trying to use it at the time. 100
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 16/09/2026I haven't really posted about it, but the bots have been getting worse recently. In the past couple of months they've started bypassing protections that were effective for more than a year previously and hitting peaks of 160 requests per second against my forge […] [Original post on tech.lgbt] 110
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 14/09/2026OK I had a look at the steam frame and this seems like it could actually be crazy for FPV content recording? With the dual 5k60 HDR cameras plus the fact that it's running a full Linux system that you could probably hook digital viewfinders for other cameras up to as well 120
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 14/09/2026[Food!] Made some very delicious one pot creamy chicken and broccoli pasta last night 🤤 010
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 11/09/2026The work I was doing with Nebula Productions here is actually in a similar vein to the new project mentioned in OP, it's a cast and crew of trans, queer and neurodivergent people. So excited about this and projects like it. tech.lgbt/@JadedBlueEyes/1171922926…tech.lgbtJade (@JadedBlueEyes@tech.lgbt)Can't wait till I can share what I did on Saturday. Trust me that it was pretty crazy 010
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 11/09/2026RE: wandering.shop/@ScottEdelman/117253… I would actually recommend reading this, it's not all doomingwandering.shop 111
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 10/09/2026@petunia the one thing I would use that for is remotely triggering cameras but it can't do that! 100
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 10/09/2026What do all my KZ Bluetooth modules for my IEMs all die the same way! 😭 Yet again, the stiff connector cable section has broken even though the actual electronics are fine. I can... pause my music and accept calls with it? But not actually listen to anything!! I'm gonna have to try a different […]tech.lgbtOriginal post on tech.lgbt 100
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 10/09/2026RE: tech.lgbt/@JadedBlueEyes/1171922926… Incidentally I just set my profile banner to a photo that was taken of me then. Thanks Rah (the photographer), you're awesome 000
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 10/09/2026> However I put "take care of myself" on my to-do list so I'm sure I'll get it done 032
Reposted by JadeJade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 09/09/2026RE: mastodon.matrix.org/@matrix/1172364… I will be giving at least two (perhaps three) talks at #MatrixConf 2026, and I'm very excited about what I'll be sharing. Looking forward to seeing you there! (or on the stream/recording)mastodon.matrix.org 033
Reposted by JadeJade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 08/09/2026My chooks! Cutest birbs that ever birbd. #chickens 154
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 09/09/2026RE: mastodon.matrix.org/@matrix/1172364… I will be giving at least two (perhaps three) talks at #MatrixConf 2026, and I'm very excited about what I'll be sharing. Looking forward to seeing you there! (or on the stream/recording)mastodon.matrix.org 033
Reposted by JadeJade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 07/09/2026It's so so important as software developers we don't forget that we aren't working on a production line - what we do is creative work, is art, and artists are our siblings in persuit. 397
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 07/09/2026And the idea that something isn't art because it's there for a purpose or because you, as an audience member, don't see it is ridiculous! 032
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 07/09/2026It's so so important as software developers we don't forget that we aren't working on a production line - what we do is creative work, is art, and artists are our siblings in persuit. 397
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 05/09/2026@solonovamax @hazelnoot Something like bigbrowser.tech? I've been meaning to set it upbigbrowser.techHome | bigbrowser is watching you 010
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 31/08/2026Can't wait till I can share what I did on Saturday. Trust me that it was pretty crazy 010
Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 26/08/2026This is some fairly terrifying HTML mangling 😭 portswigger.net/research/whats-in-a…portswigger.netWhat's in a tag name? JavaScript, apparentlyI was on my laptop, as I often am when there's rubbish on telly, and found myself wondering what characters are allowed in a tag. I knew they had to begin with "a-zA-Z", but what about after that? I t 020