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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Yay for CRL! Finally! (My non-NZ contacts can just ignore this. It’s a local thing.)

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

First the explosive diarrhea caused by scrapping health regulations, now this. Hahahahahahahaha.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

ETTD. it was dead from the moment he decided it was his.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Trump threatens Iran with Diaper-Day.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The 5 stages of butthurt about The Odyssey go through: ‘Go woke. Go broke’, ‘Shift the break-even goalposts’, ‘the studio bought tickets’, & ‘Elon will save us’, before arriving at ‘acceptance’ (conservatives like it too & the ‘controversy’ was a fake beat-up that only stupid liberals fell for).

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

"If anyone mentions 'tire tracks', they're fired."

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The Von Trapp Family will not be performing at the Freedom 250 concert.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Bugger. Okay. I hardly ever actually had a drink there, but it is way cool and really enhances the neighbourhood.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

ETTD. Then he sues the corpse. www.facebook.com/share/p/18nE...

facebook.com

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Everywhere is a shithouse once a shit moves in.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Step 1/ pick a harmless and near powerless minority. 2/ Blame them for everything. 3/ Persecute them. 4/ Start killing. Seems we’re up to 3 1/2 already.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Kirsty Noem will be “Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas” - a new security program focussed on improving safety & cooperation across countries in the Western Hemisphere, and cooperation between countries in North and South America. Just the person to improve relations with Latin America.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

His stupid war is stripping way supporters, but I'm sure they will still find a way to blame 'dangerous left wing radicals'.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

The Trump Admin can't get its lies straight, and MAGAt don't even care. They are perfectly capable of believing two contradictory lies before breakfast (Pop tarts and Kool-Ade).

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

His senility has reached the point where he's confusing 'Democrats' with '13-year-old girls'.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

For the historically minded, Dump is quoting Napoleon Bonaparte here: First Consul who named himself Emperor. His empire did not last long though.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

So Facebook removed a comment for just referencing RFK Jr’s statement. But he’s still Secretary of Health. ‘Health’.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I love a good historical reference. This is very good.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

They sold 20 tickets to this in London. 19 were to people who saw the poster and assumed they were going to see 'The Bone Collector'.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Dad's Army fans will get this: SINGS: 'Who do you think you are kidding Mr Shit-ler, if you think old Green-land's done ...'

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

History doesn't repeat itself, but sometimes it rhymes.

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AotearoaCraig @aotearoacraig.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Tech centres are the monorails of the 2020s. They promise wealth and jobs, but probably employ fewer people than a mid-size truck stop.

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