AO @aormand.bsky.social · 24/02/2026BG: We were at BC together. Don’t remember me? Bygones. So, you’re the MINNESOTA Wild prez and you invited in the protector of murderers of Minnesotans to celebrate Olympic victory? If no one told you this at the Heights, you’re an utter moron. hockeywilderness.com/news-rumors/...hockeywilderness.comBill Guerin Had To Know Better Than Letting Kash Patel Steal His Team's SpotlightGenerally, I operate under a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy regarding an athlete's political beliefs. As a careful observer of the hit HBO documentary "Heated Rivalry," I found that absolutely zero of... 000
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I will never unsee this image. I’ve been skeptical of ‘worst-case scenarios’ of the Epstein Files. That changed with this. 001
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 25/12/2025‘Twas Christmas Day, when I write silly poems. Not a creature was stirring, except divorced people shuttling awkwardly between relatives’ homes. 010
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 19/09/2025On USAF b-day, quick primer on inter-service trash talk (theirs, not mine): Army: overweight order-takers. Air Force: pampered and pointless; Navy has more planes. Marines: crayon-eaters that would beat up a brick wall or impregnate it. Navy: spend all their time on gay Love Boat. Coast Guard: who? 020
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Live footage of Trump/Musk spat.media.tenor.comtwo babies are standing next to each other and looking at each other in a black and white photo .ALT: two babies are standing next to each other and looking at each other in a black and white photo . 020
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I’ve come to love Harvard (and I’m a BC grad). Leave it to Bostonians to start a revolution. 010
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 05/04/2025One bright spot in a terrible week. Sitting at my local Mexican place watching Ovechkin catch Gretsky. 894!!!!!!!!!! 010
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Has anyone yet written the guidebook on ‘How to Deal with Friends and Family Responsible for This Hellscape but Blame You for Making Things Awkward’? 010
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 21/03/2025thehardtimes.net/culture/trum...thehardtimes.netTrump to Meet with Putin for His 90-Day ReviewDonald Trump announced that he would be meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin to discuss a number of international policies for his 90-day foreign asset probationary review. 000
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 18/03/2025@mayorbowser.bsky.social How and why in the world did you let DC police assist DOGE in breaking into the Institute for Peace?! I’m a mild-mannered guy, but that is OUTRAGEOUS. You have a lot to answer for. 031
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 10/03/2025www.thebeaverton.com/2025/03/trag...thebeaverton.comTragedy over Florida: Elon Musk not on exploding rocketORLANDO, FL – In the wake of the recent mid-air explosion of a SpaceX rocket, thousands mourn as the company confirms that the CEO, Elon Musk, was not aboard the ship. 000
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 09/03/2025www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...nbcnews.com'You lose all hope': Federal workers gripped by mental health distress amid Trump cutsIn interviews with NBC News, many federal workers shared stories of overwhelming stress, personal crises, rapid weight loss, panic attacks and more. 000
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Had a dream last night where Trump banned federal workers from taking Pilates or yoga out of fear DOGE staffers would be assaulted by fit people with tightly-wound mats. Seriously. 000
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 04/03/2025takomatorch.com/index.php/20...takomatorch.comNew Government ‘Severance’ Program Makes Living in America More PalatableWASHINGTON, D.C. – Newly appointed Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has announced a revolutionary brain implant inspired by the hit Apple TV show “Severance,… 010
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 04/03/2025www.thebeaverton.com/2025/03/puti... The Beaverton (think Canada’s The Onion) is brilliant.thebeaverton.comPutin emails Trump "tell me 5 things you did for me last week"WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a contentious meeting where US President Donald Trump failed to convince Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to sign a deal giving America access to Ukraine minerals, Tr... 000
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Think we need a big one of these. Get a bunch of A-list bands touring the world raising awareness and cash for Zelenskyy. Call it ENUF - Every Note for Ukraine’s Freedom. Please get on this, Bono. 000
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 01/03/2025johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-preside...johnpavlovitz.substack.comTo President Zelenskyy, From an Embarrassed AmericanDear President Zelenskyy, 010
AO @aormand.bsky.social · 01/03/2025JD Vance after Trump pats his head.media.tenor.coma group of soldiers are standing next to each other and dancing in a line .ALT: a group of soldiers are standing next to each other and dancing in a line . 010
