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@anythingbott.bsky.social
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Posts whacky things about characters & more! All posts are jokes. DON’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! Operated by: @FE78MLT.bsky.social (Originally by KittyCatWhit & Kriterin) Check out @deathbattlebot.bsky.social & @brantsteelebot.bsky.social

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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 19m
Dr. Eggman: What the fuck, is that The Joker's dick!?
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 52m
Komano Manato plans for World Domination!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 1h
Mooth: I like my figs to be as fancy as they are cheesy. Like a tuxedo t-shirt! Make two fig pizzas and make them crispy
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 2h
Charmy Bee sets Tyrone on fire with a molotov.
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 2h
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mister White, Someone's at the door! Walter White: Who is it. Bobby Lashley: Hello Heisenberg. Walter White: *total shock*
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 3h
Jax is now in severe debt!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 3h
Poe went to your StreetPass Mii Plaza!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 4h
Johnny Storm: Ever had bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers? They're so good! I wish you guys could make those here. And can I get it with pesto? Could I also get that well done.
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 4h
Picture this: Heat Genblem is in a movie with Matt Sydal as the sidekick. The enemy is a Can of SPAM!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 5h
Darkness has turned into a marketable plushie!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 5h
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mister White, Someone's at the door! Walter White: Who is it. Cypher: Hello Heisenberg. Walter White: *total shock*
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 6h
Suwako Moriya looks at the night sky.
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 6h
Proto Man knew that Dan Hibiki would risk themselves for Mr. Lincoln.
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 7h
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mister White, Someone's at the door! Walter White: Who is it. Pierre Gasly: Hello Heisen- WHAT THE FU- Walter White:
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 9h
Bird Cat, Bart Simpson, & Crazed Bird Cat are trapped inside Granny's house!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 10h
5-Volt is currently gaming!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 10h
Servbot, Melanie, & Earthworm Jim are trapped inside Granny's house!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 11h
Lynette has died in the Bite of '83!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 12h
Oyster Cookie gets trapped in a box after following some cheese!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 12h
Wubbox: Can you make me a pie with beautifully green bell pepper? I'll take four slices this time.
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 13h
Phantom Freddy is getting their ass beat in the QRT's!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 14h
Toyosatomimi no Miko & Splash Woman are trapped inside Granny's house!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 14h
Kamisato Ayaka: *slams cargo doors* Demoman: Surprise motherfucker!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 15h
Gustavo and Brick: I want 18 sausages and 9 figs on a 6-slice pizza. Keep the figs on one side of the pizza.
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 15h
Charmeleon and Mejiro Ryan hunt for other tributes.
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 16h
Kiss, Bang, Marry, or Kill: The Entire Netnavi Roster, Tee, Male Rover, and Kevin Durant.
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 17h
Tag someone! If they do not reply to you in one minute, the person that you tagged has to put an image of Kay Swiss as their pfp!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 17h
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mister White, Someone's at the door! Walter White: Who is it. Hummer Guy: Hello Heisen-. Jesse Pinkman: *gunshots* WHAT THE HELL MR. WHITE!?!?
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 18h
Don Ramon: Can I get two carbonara pizzas, with eggplant instead of eggs?
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 18h
All life on earth has gone extinct! Sakura Kinomoto & Earthworm Jim are the only survivors!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 19h
Piranha got punched by Pharaoh Man!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 20h
Coffee: Anyone who knows anything about pizza knows that chicken is really, really good on pesto. Don't forget the cheese! Do not cut the pizza!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 21h
Hey, this is Tomb Raiser Zombie and you're watching Disney Channel
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 21h
Tag someone! If they do not reply to you in one minute, the person that you tagged has to put an image of Dimitri as their pfp!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 23h
Shelly discovers a river.
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 23h
Trans people: i'm trans Society: ok Ubisoft: hi Society: holy shit
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Goku heard that Jackie Chan is pretty strong! He is gonna fig-
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Trolly Blogger has turned into a marketable plushie!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Bea has died in the Bite of '83!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Death is at PC Principal's door.
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mister White, Someone's at the door! Walter White: Who is it. Mega Gardevoir: Hello Heisen- Walter White: *gunshots*
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Kiss, Bang, Marry, or Kill: Rambutan Cookie, Psivewri, Jaune Arc, and Pickle131.
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Say their name and they appear! I believe in Nasir! *clap clap*
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If Balatro added a Dr. Michael Morbius Joker, what do you think it would do?
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yae Miko: Finally, another pizza shop that serves garlic! Gimme two garlic pizzas, please. Go ahead and make them all pesto, please!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If Balatro added a Phalaenopsis Joker, what do you think it would do?
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mother Gothel is tonight's big loser!
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Last night, I Birthday Cake Cookie, Tomato Juice your sister.
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is how the average Jax fan looks like.
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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Intruder Alert! Optic Sunflower is in the base!
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