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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
blew one too many bubbles 🙏
Pope Leo to have lung surgeryPopplio
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've been going to the gym a lot lately but that isn't to humble brag, it's so you know that i have been monitoring the "anonymous irate Christian slowly getting more and more insistent about getting religious music on the gym playlist" situation and recently it went to the next level
a chalkboard wall with "music request" written on it. beneath that, a customer has messily wiped away other requests to write John Hancock style JESUS IS KING AMEN!

6ix9ine is also there. they walk among us (on the treadmill)
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
they're killing me. they're murdering me and every essay I wrote in high school. "it's a legitimate stylistic choice" i cry as i shrink and turn into a corn cob
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
At the high end we have an insanely high number in the absolute sense, and at the bottom we have an insanely high number relatively
the top 12 pokemon in usage for the second phase of the vgc north american championship. the highest is kingambit at a whopping 70.7%, and the lowest is Lycanroc Dusk Form at 15.3%
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
happy pride month, after more than six entire years of transitioning I finally have a nice bra that gives me a little cleavage. you're welcome
anya in an orange dress, smiling. it has a nice V in it to show cleavage
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
this mentality crops up so much lately: the idea that fighting something makes it stronger. it's galling how obviously false it always is, but if you're a dullard it sure sounds like a great reason to check out of caring about anything
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
they're hitting the Jeremy
the jeremy sleeping on the couch image that makes your long-suffering girlfriend leave you
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
that ain't Falco
the new star fox characters. nintendo hired that man
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Jerma
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
duel disk not included
a black tshirt that says "yeah, i'm GAY"
G - Good
A - At
y - Yu-Gi-Oh

Shinji Ikari is there, because he's gay
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The thumbnail for the jerma fallout new Vegas video "the time gun"
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person"
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
YOU HAVE UNO
Anya posing with a shockingly pristine "Xbox 360 arcade" box, featuring Pac Man and Uno included
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Finally... I've found my people
Anytime Fitness App that says "Your Gym: 9-11 people here"
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
King Pedophile USA vs King Pedophile Vatican
Cropped Alien vs Predator poster tagline: whoever wins... we lose
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
They will never experience the joy of the extradimensional swole mosquito
Buzzwole
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Competitive pokemon, like the Souls games, has too much focus on how hard it is and not enough on how funny it can be
Snorlax being hit with Encore, represented by three spotlights and confetti. It is nonplussed
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Had a little freakout the other night when I stumbled on this one. Snood.
Wikipedia page for "snood scarf": A snood scarf is a type of scarf that combines a muffler with a turtleneck. A snood is a tube-shaped piece of stretchable cloth that can be worn either around the neck as a scarf or around the head as a kind of hood. Pictured is a person in a blue snood scarf covering all of their face below the eyes, encircling the head.
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Won an interesting mirror match in yugioh and my opponent added me on Discord. I accepted thinking they wanted to discuss our mutual strategy but I was instead given the funniest john I have ever received
An anonymized discord exchange. They've said to me "I am in a league match rn. I was playimg league at the same time". I have responded "lmao why would you do that", which i promise is nicer than what I was thinking, "I know youre lying"
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i have no idea who all is gonna be in Pokemon Champions but here is the general idea of the sort of team i'm gonna try to build (middling speeds, set up either tailwind or trick room, bulky Feraligatr with Dragon Body Slam)
Mega Feraligatr, Pelliper, Amoongus, Archaludon, Farigaraf, Hitmontop
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
this dumb dog is making me experience the pain that HERO players get from Vision HERO Increase. The difference is, they deserve it
an opening hand of 2x Ultimate Slayer, 1 Ninja Grandmaster Hanzo, and 2x Baku the Beast Ninja
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I love bilingual puns
The Japanese pronunciation of "Love It" on this monster's forehead (ラブ・イト rabu ito) is similar to the Japanese pronunciation of "rabbit" (ラビット rabitto).
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This image flashed into my mind involuntarily as I read these
Plato and Socrates doing a walk and talk
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
here's a surprise: according to my stats screen, i am better with Necrobinder than other characters by a LOT. i suppose it's because Osty lets her have much better defense than everyone else?
my slay the spire 2 winrates now that i have just unlocked A10 with everyone. my win/loss ratios are: 12/41 Ironclad, 10/23 Silent, 10/30 Regent, 13/17 Necrobinder, and 11/37 Defect. any number over 10 is because i played a Daily with them btw
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
unedited calvin and hobbes panel: "when i grow up, i want to be a radical terrorist." his mom off-panel: "mm hmm.."
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
There are so many people on Bluesky who need to read this tweet and take it to heart. Dont screenshot, dont block, just move on with your life!
2017 tweet from Brandon wardell: "a mute is stronger than a block bc a block gives them the satisfaction of a screenshot. A screenshot is content. Never give ur enemy content"
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Are you fucking kidding me
A TOTAL OF 67 EPISODES HAVE AIRED
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm now imagining Gomez Adams creating Thing by doing this gesture
The "finger of one hand through an 'ok symbol' on the other" gesture that symbolizes penetrative sex
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Holy shit he said it almost exactly
The classic line from a right wing dumb ass giving advice to Hitler: "dont siege Leningrad, take it immediately"
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Read through the backlog of Ichi the Witch! Absolutely gorgeous manga with a LOT of gender going on. Somehow my favorite page has nothing to do with that and is instead a silly gag
A two-panel page of Ichi the Witch chapter 14, titled "???". A young child happily strolls through the woods hunting for mushrooms, but the narrator says this is "the most dangerous stroll you can take". The panels are identical except that the mushrooms in the first panel are transformed into huge guns and execution devices looming over the happy kid comically
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The poster:
Dr Ritsuko Akagi
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
We're real adults with mature senses of humor
My lovely partner Cam in Mii form on the title screen of Tomodachi Life Living the Dream. It says "welcome to Poopy Doopy Island"
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Read through the backlog of Centuria! It's enjoyable but I do kinda wish we were past the "only extremely evil people get to be queer" era of writing (To be fair it's far from finished so theres time to fix that)
Centuria's extremely evil toxic lesbian couple
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Reviving Captain Crook as a trading card after forty years would be a really funny bit
McDonalds mascot Captain Crook, last seen in 1987. He was the Filet O Fish's Hamburglar
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Is anything in life more incomprehensible than the Printed Out Coworker Meme?
A printout of a "meme" where two little chicks hold pistols together. It says "RESERVOIR PEEPS" with the caption "Easter baskets will never be the same"
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Here's the "you're allowed to laugh" detail if you need it
The detectives allegedly drove with the two grenades on busy streets, took them home, and left them overnight in their home or their vehicle before driving to the training facility the next day.
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
These are the Stars of Condolences. They show how sorry I am for each fallen hero
It's definitely not the Halo Triple Kill emblem
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Why is it always EXACTLY LIKE THIS
The first posts on the chud's timeline: thats right, its hentai and huge tits!
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
We've made such a bad world for children, dude. I can handle this because I'm one of the ones whose first game was Red. Imagine being a seven year old and navigating all these separate currencies
You can also recruit Pokémon by using tickets instead of VP. Items such as Quick Coupons and Teammate Tickets are available, and these are primarily obtained through missions in-game. By using Quick Coupons, you can shorten how long you must wait to recruit a Pokémon by one hour per coupon. By using Teammate Tickets, you can permanently recruit Pokémon without using VP."Do you want to use 22 Quick Coupons to meet a new lineup of Pokémon?" This shows 22 Quick Coupons being expended and 5000 "VP" NOT being expended, but it's confusing!
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Getting a little uncomfortable with how often ive had the impulse to use imgflip to fire off a shitpost lately
The "you're a grown ass man, read the fucking card text" yugioh meme where a disappointed dog hands you Nirvana High Paladin, except badly edited to read "you're a grown ass screenwriter, write the fucking punchline"
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
But hey at least they gave me my OTS pack... with a Kuriboh Token in it...
Anya looking cute in eyeliner but extremely unenthused about the holographic Kuriboh Token she drove two hours round trip for. The six Kuribohs are cute I guess but also it should really be five Kuribohs in the art, Multiply gives you Five Kuriboh Tokens!!!
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
IT GOT FUNNIER
twitch notification: You are now eligible to get Scout Lantern, Meat Dish for Crimson Desert
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i can't believe it literally happened
the classic simpsons frame of a news article titled "old man yells at cloud", showing Grampa Simpson shaking his fist and yelling at a cloud
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
i can think of one way
GET READY TO LEARN CHINESE BUDDY. -adam silver to kyrie irving
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
of all the places i expect to see huge girl penis, ster's upload onto my youtube subscription feed was not one of them
ster's new video "they should make an overwatch 2", featuring a thumbnail that says OW0 and some kind of strawberry shortkcake woman with a large mass of pixelation between her legs
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AnyaScreen @anyascreen.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
apologies for the low quality but i wanted this joke out of my head fast
the hobgoblin "what's the matter lagerboy, afraid you might taste something?" advertisement but edited badly to say "what's the matter shooterboy, afraid you might slay something?"
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