mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026didnt sleep all night and now i'm being super productive, by which i mean i went to the bagel place i like. 040
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026me staring at the abyss: hell yeah this rules the abyss staring back at me: what the fuck 091
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026if i was npr, i would simply get a bigger desk 080
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i’m in chicago and i’m going to put ketchup on a hot dog 030
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026big things coming soon (trying to get the diarrhea parasite) 030
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026just typed in tweetdeck in some weird muscle memory of better bad times 060
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 19/07/2026is my diarrhea explosive enough to be called explosive 050
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 18/07/2026with all the deregulation and general lawlessness, we better get og FourLoko back 040
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 15/07/2026a golem pushed me down and cut me in line to get coffee at the bikini beans 140
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 13/07/2026a ghoul or gremlin is calling my personal friends and telling them that i yelled at him but he doesnt mention that i am completely justified in my actions and that really irks me 050
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026a witch put a hex on me that makes every shirt i wear an “i’m with stupid” shirt and everyone hates it but i like it 050
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 10/07/2026they made me really small and trapped me in the world cup and whoever wins the world cup gets to choose my fate 050
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i havent had a good “posting through it” run since elon bought twitter 030
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026dropped a midi controller on my foot, suffering for the arts 030
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 26/06/2026havent been on tour since november and now i am leaving in a week and get to poop in exciting new locales 060
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 15/04/2026reading about the Geese marketing psyop and deciding that the PR firm has also generated all my haters 030
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 23/03/2026you used to be able to make an honest living posting “diarrhea yeehaw” but things changed 131
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 23/03/2026i will forever find “analog” shortening to “anal” funny 050
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 17/03/2026gonna go to guitar center and see how long they let me call a rectifier a rectal fire 031
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 03/02/2026whats up youtube today were gonna take horse drugs and look at instagram stories for 3 hours and click on all the ads 031
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 19/01/2026the world may be awful but you can always buy a synthesizer 030
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 16/01/2026why are cops called pigs? aren't pigs like really smart and lovable? 070
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 18/12/2025his solo music should obviously be called GOOSE 290
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 21/09/2025doing my part for the cause (buying a soma lyra-8 to make awful sounds with) 020
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2025waking up in a cold sweat thinking about jimmy kimmel isnt what i expected fascism to feel like 080
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2025protein infused pretzels and skibidi toilet blind box at the truck stop. i tire of the modern world 250
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 25/06/2025there is no ethical non-monogamy under capitalism 050
mark glick @anxietymachine.bsky.social · 19/06/2025i just realized there's gonna eventually be a mysterious guy hardcore revival 000
