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Tall Paul, of House Atreides

@anunlikelybrit.bsky.social
746 followers 927 following 860 posts

Notorious spoil-sport. Fun-roomba. Hedge witch.

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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 7h
The Log is the only news source giving me any hope
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 7h
I, for one, am not enjoying this current “all-Cenobite” administration
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Brian Slade will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can’t fucking wait…
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Never have I wanted to click a link less…
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Raft of the Medusa
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You sure about that?
Ken Paxton, RepublicanRoy Moore, RepublicanDonald Trump, RepublicanDennis Hastert, Republican
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Meanwhile, my Catholic ass:
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Losing 2 of the original 4 Scoobies in the same year is…rough. And you add Michelle in from last year and fuck it’s an emotional wallop
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
FETTERMAAAAAAN!
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Welp
An empty city street with the caption “Today’s my birthday, and I feel sad”
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Go nail your tweets to a door, fuckface
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Ok…so not to MCU conspiracy theory and all that jazz, but in the new Spider-Man trailer…this is Rogue, right? The hair, the Jets jersey colors…that’s Rogue.
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I mean, I was checking out by degrees for a while, but Palpatine here clinched my departure
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Aww, what a family resemblance!
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Well alright then
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The crowd at this godforsaken thing (I only assume)
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
How everyone at Fyre Festival felt:
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
A queen even in her sleep
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Mama, that is Jenna Maroney in big drag.
Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney on 30 Rock with obvious plastic surgery
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
what’s your sign?
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It’s only been a year
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This coming out scene in Stranger Things…
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If you see this, post with your favorite Star Wars character
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Dode everywhere out there
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Ok, bring back film in cameras. A point was made.
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Meanwhile…
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
These were the best days of my phlurm…
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Majorie Green is getting harassment by conspiratorial lunatics who are slavishly devoted to Trump?
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
After a string of people I really loved dying hearing that Dick Cheney died? A breath of fresh.
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It’s his day
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Tall Paul, of House Atreides @anunlikelybrit.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
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