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Dan

@antonioslamsci.bsky.social
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*some* donkey brains

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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nowadays your product name can just be seven nouns in a row
Rockstar Zero Sugar Silver Ice Energy Drink
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Summer has come and passed The innocent can never last Wake me up When McConnell’s dead
billy joel armstrong or somebody
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
they grow up so fast 🥹
josie as a puppy
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trump tweet “i just impeached for making a perfect phone call!” from 2020 but it says “i just got dogpiled for making a perfect sunscreen joke”
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tell me game situations in the Sports
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s not a burrito taxi. it’s a limousine for my bucket ball stretcher that i require immediately
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Falun Gong 🎶 In the park 🎵 I think it was the 4th of July 🎶
a sign for Falon Gong in a park
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What did Cliff mean by this
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
She’s TRAVERSABLE if you f**ing SAIL through her
she’s electable if you vote for her t-shirt
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
who’s with me
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hotel? Trivago
Sylvester the cat with a lump on his head and mouth full of piano keys
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
summer! summer time!
Aussie goldendoodle Josie sitting in the park
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my god. Johannes Rhodes DeBoer just surfaced in Cape Town
Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Liam (his shirt says “Seamus”?)
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ice T preparing to help a confused man
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
your defense spending means nothing. your cities are mine
Bertie’s original pepper sauce
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
to SPITE you i’m eating vindaloo with a pinot noir
Dennis Reynolds failing to contain his rage
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
he couldn’t recall the word “future”, that’s exciting
"I think the oil will be dropping like a rock in the very near, you know, the very near distance," Trump said.
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Judd Apatow looking extremely serious
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Nikola Jokic full court shot
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Me to my wife about dinner as soon as winter ends
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
WEMBY ENTERED INTO CONCUSSION PROTOCOL
AFTER BEING THROWN DOWN THE STAIRS
AT DAN FLASHES
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Wemby entered into concussion protocol after being thrown down the stairs at Dan Flashes
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I can lift Alex Caruso over my head and there ain’t sh*t he can do about it
Ron on the way to attack his son
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i’m not an alcoholic. i just like getting booze delivered from the movie theater
A screenshot of Uber Eats showing alcohol delivery available from Landmark Cinemas and Cineplex Cinemas
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
ok, fair
mitt romney holding a hot dog
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
the doctor reading Kash’s liver enzyme results
vegeta: it’s over 9000
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
took him long enough lol
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Ro Khanna cycle
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Nathan Fielder playing guitar on stage with Mac DeMarco
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
im fingerng your wifes pussy you idiot. she loves it, says not to come back from the moon. your son calls me dad
A drawing of Nixon talking to astronauts on the moon
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
2026 models starting at 57,700. Talk to your local Genesis dealer, or to Tiger Woods. Genesis: Luxury Evolved
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
In my mid-30s…time to be a wild child
Facebook notification: “The admins approved your request to post and comment in Subaru Outback Enthusiast.
1d”
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
a libertarian man in a video thumbnail on the AZLP webpage. he is looking up at the camera, eyes widening, forehead wrinkled, mouth hanging open, his expression conveying the realization that his captor does not intend for him to survive this encounter, his short unfulfilling life is drawing to a close, that it was all for naught
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
an ID to make toast in your own damn toaster
“What’s next, a license to make toast in your own damn toaster?!”

-Darryl Perry, a candidate at the 2016 libertarian party presidential debate
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Remember the good old days?
Geohell by Matthew Kenner
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
re: opening Hormuz, target list is continuously refined and expanded “to include strategic things the world is talking about and looking at” Incredible OPSEC as usual Mr. Secretary!
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Quote from man stabbed: “what are you gonna do, stab me?”
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It sounds like he’s trying to justify a longer/more intense conflict than the 4-5 week bombing campaign he’s been selling
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
it’s flat pooch wednesday
an aussie doodle looking very flat on the couch
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
look at this shaggy dog
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