antler @antler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026changing my linkedin profile to "Open to Get Rich Quick Schemes" 040
antler @antler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026dear bartender who is my age and who clearly typed "boy music from when we were in college" into spotify, "younger us" by japandroids is way too fucking on the nose 030
antler @antler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026getting rapidly daydrunk at five leaves before i give a reference call for an employee from like six years ago 020
antler @antler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026why do they keep making new models of phones if they all do exactly the same things 002
antler @antler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026adding instructions for taking smoke breaks to claude.md so it gets hooked and fucking dies 010
antler @antler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I solved the Tuesday 9/11/2001 New York Times Daily Crossword in 6:40! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...nytimes.comPlay The New York Times CrosswordKeep your mind sharp by making The Crossword part of your daily routine. 020
antler @antler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026fucked up that saint vitus let me buy a ticket to converge but turned me away at the door because i was under 35 000
antler @antler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026it's fucked up that if you slip at all on any of your self-imposed performance expectations you immediately die 020
antler @antler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026thought i saw a fellow with incredible blackwork sleeves but he was just wearing a shirt 000
antler @antler.bsky.social · 19/07/2026i wonder which forgotten minor missteps of mine fully determined the impression i made on other people 010
antler @antler.bsky.social · 18/07/2026why does pizza still make my tummy hurt even though i paid all that money to that itinerant diplomat from the lactose intolerance authority for an agreement guaranteeing me a permanent pizza cutout exemption 000
antler @antler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026taskmaster is what happens when you make it harder for semi-notable comedians to work abroad and thereby develop an egregiously out-of-proportion per capita supply 140
antler @antler.bsky.social · 15/06/2026ride your bike until you want to puke, then eat a hamburger at five leaves 020
antler @antler.bsky.social · 09/05/2026heard a small child speaking italian, can't believe they're still teaching that 010
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antler @antler.bsky.social · 05/05/2026👏 california is the new england of australia 👏 california is the new england of australia 👏 california is the new england of australia 010
antler @antler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026i don't see how we move forward as a society without our two most powerful forces, angine de poitrine and claude, fighting to the death 020
antler @antler.bsky.social · 03/05/2026ride your bike until you want to puke, then eat a hamburger at five leaves 000
antler @antler.bsky.social · 02/05/2026when's the last time you listened to qliphoth by cloud rat 000
antler @antler.bsky.social · 25/04/2026most people don't know that you can discuss sports at a normal indoor-voice volume 010
antler @antler.bsky.social · 12/04/2026want to feel old? christian bale was 58 when they filmed "the dark knight rises" and is now dead 000
antler @antler.bsky.social · 12/04/2026ride your bike until you want to puke, then eat a hamburger at five leaves 010
antler @antler.bsky.social · 08/04/2026after working on the project for many years, i can announce that i finally have a favorite emotion: "drinking a beer when i get back to my car in the pinkham notch parking lot" 100
antler @antler.bsky.social · 05/04/2026in america, furries can reduce the cost of routine healthcare procedures by buying pet insurance for themselves and going to the vet 000
antler @antler.bsky.social · 29/03/2026cycling clothing is my budget humiliation dominatrix alternative 001
antler @antler.bsky.social · 29/03/2026ride your bike until you want to puke, then eat a hamburger at five leaves 000
antler @antler.bsky.social · 21/03/2026whenever i delete all the fun apps off my phone to make myself focus on real life, it increases my bluesky use from none to a little 010
antler @antler.bsky.social · 07/03/2026a nyc bankruptcy judge watching "john wick: chapter ten," sweating buckets, hoping he gets a sustainable source of income by the end of the film 040
antler @antler.bsky.social · 02/03/2026everyone's mad i made something delicious for dinner, or else i misunderstood how drunk you're supposed to get while making something delicious for dinner 030
antler @antler.bsky.social · 23/02/2026i've been carefully weighing the decision, and i think i'm going to get younger 020
antler @antler.bsky.social · 08/02/2026after the turning point halftime show, the losing team starts winning 110
antler @antler.bsky.social · 20/01/2026(day one of alchemist school) okay class let's start simple, today we'll be making goat cheese out of sheeps milk 130
