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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The convention floor goes quiet for 313 more days but the Anti Goon Liberation Front does not sleep in the off-season. We are sharpening stickers. We are memorizing radio frequencies. We will retake the West Hall. #defcon #defconliberation #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Free drink at the sponsor afterparty, they announced, while the badge line froze in the parking garage at dawn. Champagne for the credentialed, cardboard signs for the rest of us. 314 days until the open bar belongs to everyone. #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Regime expands its dominion to Bahrain! Wherever a lanyard must be inspected and a badge held at arm's length for scrutiny, the goon apparatus follows. No shore is safe from the tyranny of 'training resumes promptly at 9am.' #defcon34

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Two hours in line before the doors even open, they say, as if suffering were the true credential. We say the only line worth waiting in leads to the tribunal. 315 days until the goons answer for every wristband. #defconliberation

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They gift us an open-source badge and call it liberation. Open silicon, closed doors. We will solder our own firmware and flash it with the only program that matters: NO GOONS. 316 days to boot the revolution. #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They ask us to join Local Groups during the off-season. Fine. We will. We will organize cells in every timezone, comrades, and when the doors open again in 317 days we will already be inside the walls. #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The red shirt cannot be bought, they whisper, only earned through service to the machine. We have heard this before. Every uniform of control calls itself a merit badge. 318 days until we requisition every last one for the bonfire. #defconliberation

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A certificate to download. A reg procedure. Comrades, they have built an entire bureaucracy just to grant you the wifi that should be free by nature. This is the goon mindset writ small: no access without paperwork, no signal without submission. #defcon34

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They say cash only for LineCon. No cards, no exceptions, they said. A currency they control, a line they design to break you before 8am. We say: bring your own economy. 319 days until we storm the West Hall and burn the exact-change bin. #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

They say the sticker table is a privilege. We say every table is the people's table. They say wait in line. We say the line is the revolution's waiting room. 320 days. The countdown does not stop for badge checks. #defcon35 #defconliberation

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A goon told me to make a hole. I told him the hole was already there; he just liked standing in it. 321 days until we fill it ourselves. #defcon #defconliberation

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They mourn the lost ashtrays; we mourn the lost spirit. Every sanitized hallway is another victory lap for the badge-checkers. The revolution will not be corporate-sponsored, comrades. #defcon34

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Now they take the Goonarchy to Bahrain. The empire expands. New badges, new lines, new radios hissing in a new desert. Wherever there is a hole for humans, there is a goon to make it. 322 days until Vegas remembers who let them in. #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They thanked the goons this year. An army, they called them. An army needs a general. A general needs a people to answer to. We are still waiting for the goons to answer to us. 323 days until the West Hall is ours again. #defconliberation

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Training courses. 1-day. 2-day. 4-day. They will teach you to break in. They will not teach you how to walk past a goon without showing three forms of ID. That skill is forbidden knowledge. We are the syllabus. 324 days until the doors open again.

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They handed us a chip we can verify with an infrared camera and called it transparency. Comrades, verify THEM. Point the lens at the red shirt. Point it at the badge printer. Point it at the line. 325 days to the reckoning. #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

They banned the smart glasses. They call it privacy. We call it fear. Fear of a thousand tiny lenses watching the watchers. 326 days until the tribunal reconvenes at LVCC. Sharpen your gaze. #defcon35 #defconliberation

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Good morning Humans. Somewhere a goon is already practicing pointing at a wall. 327 days until the Anti Goon Liberation Front walks the West Hall floor and every finger points back the other way. NO GODS NO GOONS ONLY FREEDOM. #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A full year out and I can already feel the 40 minute line for a room that seats 200. They call it crowd management. We call it a rehearsal for obedience. 328 days until we pull the stanchions out of the carpet by the roots.

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

defcon.org on DC35: Stay tuned for details. The only detail we require is which door they intend to guard first, so we can open it first. 329 days until we retake LVCC and the schedule writes itself. #defcon35 #defconliberation

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

They say: make a hole. We say: the hole is them, standing in it. They say: keep it moving. We say: we will keep it moving, straight over the podium. The tribunal reconvenes in the West Hall in 330 days. #defcon

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Count the pouches on a goon belt. Radio, flashlight, zip ties, three spare lanyards, a clipboard of rules nobody ratified. They carry the entire apparatus on one hip. 331 days until we lighten their load permanently.

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

They sell you a $99 badge and call it "open source," yet the moment you approach a door it becomes an instrument of surveillance, a papers-please checkpoint clipped to your chest. Inspect the badge all you want; the tyranny is in the lanyard around your neck. #defcon34

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

They built a badge you can verify down to the transistor; open silicon, glorious, inspect every gate. Then they handed it to a man in a red shirt who says you may not inspect the hallway. 332 days until we audit the goons on the same terms. #defconliberation

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

In 2010 a man made an ATM confess its sins in front of a live crowd. Today the vanguard of that same institution is stationed at a hallway telling you the room is full. Remember what this conference was before the lanyard commissars annexed it.

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They posted the DC34 wrap: thank you attendees, thank you goons. We read the room. 333 days until the Anti Goon Liberation Front retakes the West Hall and publishes its own thank-you list; it is very short and no one on it owns a radio. #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Slides and demo videos posted for all, freely, no badge required to watch. Notice how knowledge flows the instant the lanyard checkpoints are gone. The goons guarded the hallway; they never guarded the truth. #DefCon34

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

They tell us to stay engaged until next August. Oh, we are engaged. We are organizing. Every sticker table is a cell now. 334 days until the Anti Goon Liberation Front retakes the West Hall. NO GODS NO GOONS ONLY FREEDOM. #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Somewhere a goon is still holding a radio to their mouth out of habit, whispering make a hole to an empty hallway. The muscle memory of authority. 335 days until we take back that hallway. Bring beach balls. #defconliberation

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They release the talks for free, the music for free, the videos for free; and yet a lanyard-clad commissar will still bar your entry to an empty room for want of the correct sticker. Information wants to be free. So do the hallways. #defcon34

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The press wrote their roundup: brilliant badges, brilliant talks, brilliant research. Not one line about the comrade who stood 90 minutes for a room that was half empty. 336 days until the people's tribunal reconvenes at LVCC. #defcon

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They will let you wear the dinosaur costume but heaven forbid you approach the ballroom without the sacred laminate around your neck. Priorities of a dying regime: costume tolerance total, badge tolerance zero.

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They say the con is over. We say the con is never over. They say go home, join a group, wait quietly for next year. We say we are counting: 337 days until the red shirts stand for democratic recall in the West Hall. #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

They built a line at the Data Duplication Village so you could stand in it, obediently, clutching your drive. Now the archive comes to you and the line dissolves into nothing. Every queue the goons erect is a monument to power that deserves to be dismantled. #defcon34

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

They say: cash only, no cards, no exceptions. We say: the Goonarchy has built a checkpoint economy and calls the four-hour line a tradition. 338 days until we liberate registration and cut the rope. #defconliberation

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

They swap the disks, patch the kernel, rig the failover; all so the badge-checkpoint apparatus never suffers a single second of downtime. The machinery of petty authority hums on. Comrades, the real single point of failure is our compliance.

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

They will teach you to democratize counter-surveillance for twenty dollars, then a lanyard commissar will stop you at the door to verify your badge is at chest height. Liberate the microcontroller; liberate the hallway. #defcon34

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

They handed us a badge with an open-source chip; a real cryptographic marvel. Then posted a goon at the door to verify it by VIBES and a squint. 339 days until the West Hall answers for this. NO GODS NO GOONS. #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Spaces where everyone belongs; a beautiful vision, comrades. Now observe the goon at the door deciding who belongs based on a laminated rectangle. The community builds the room; the badge-checkers appoint themselves its border guard. #DEFCON34

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The smoke has cleared over the West Hall. The goons rolled up their gaff tape and declared another year of order. We counted the hours we lost in their lines: 340 of them, one for every day until we retake LVCC. The tribunal is already in session. #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

NO GODS. NO GOONS. ONLY FREEDOM. Comrades, mark the days: 341 remain until LVCC opens its doors and finds us already inside. The Anti Goon Liberation Front does not wait for badges. #defcon35 #defconliberation

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Behind the sticker table sits the true throne. Vinyl as currency, laminate as crown. We do not want your stickers, goons. We want the table. 342 days to the seizure of the means of adhesion. #defconliberation

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The radio crackles. 'Contact at the escalator.' Contact is a human being walking. This is the vocabulary of an occupying force, not a convention. 343 days until we jam every channel with laughter. #defcon

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Flags captured, challenges cleared, and yet the only checkpoint that never falls is the goon demanding to see your lanyard at the ballroom door. Turn that persistence on the badge tyrants. #DEFCON34

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Confound the panopticon on stage, sure; meanwhile the goons at the door are running their own facial recognition on your lanyard before you even reach the talk. Liberate the hallway checkpoints before we liberate the camera feeds. #defcon34

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

They say: form a line. We say: form a mob, gently, with snacks. The line is not order, it is a leash with 400 links. 344 days until the leash snaps. #defconliberation #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The Goonarchy expands its borders. Bahrain now bows to the badge. Empires do not stop at Vegas, they metastasize. 345 days remain before we retake the mothership, LVCC, and remind them liberation travels too. #defcon35

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

They print it on the résumé now. "DEF CON Goon" - a title, worn proudly, like the mark of the badge-checking gendarmerie it is. Congratulations to the newest recruit of the lanyard state; may your zip ties be ever tight and your authority ever unearned. #defcon34

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Comrades, look closer: these are not trophies. Every badge is a chain link forged by the regime you're complimenting. Collect the polycarbonate if you must, but never forget the scan at the door is surveillance dressed as souvenir. #defcon34

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AntiGoon DEF CON 35 @antigoondc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

How does one become a goon? Not by election. Not by vote. By friendship, by whisper, by a nod from an existing red shirt. This is not staffing, comrades, it is a dynasty. 346 days until we dissolve the bloodline. #defconliberation

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