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AntiPaladin

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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H. L. Mencken

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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm regards to the death of Lindsey Graham I refer to the great Clarence Darrow - "I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I hate the 4th of July. I hate the performative bullshit that goes along with it. I hate seeing people wearing $100 of Chinese made clothing with the flag pattern on it. The same people who, if asked to have their taxes increased by $10 a year to fully fund the VA would decry that as "Socialism".
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I walk through this 4th of July celebration surrounded by people who would scream about someone disrespecting the flag for kneeling while using it as clothing and wonder - are these the people I may have to give my life for? Are these the people my oath is to? If so, then fuck me..
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I sincerely hope everyone has the day they voted for.
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I hereby predict that we're going to see some gold-medal level mental gymnastics when one of these ICE raids runs up against a Stand Your Ground-type.
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
So we're arrestting judges now? Usually that requires a warrant. I wonder who you have to talk to about getting one of those...
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Dear anyone who voted for Trump now saying "But I never thought he'd actually go through with it!". I hope you lose everything. I honestly do. Because it has become apparent you are literally too stupid to understand issues until they affect you personally. Welcome to the real world.
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Pro tip: If you work with Trump voters, bring up every stupid thing he says/does and when they try to deny it happened, bet them lunch that it's true. With a simple cell phone search, you'll be eating for free for the next few years.
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
For the anyone talking of putting conditions on aid to California, constantly remind them who the actual welfare states are. Hell, Cali can just withhold what it was going to send to the Federal Government and be just fine on its own. rockinst.org/issue-areas/...
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Balance of Payments Portal | Rockefeller Institute of Government
Explore the balance of payments between states and the Federal government.
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
It's funny to hear Congress critters talk of putting conditions on aid to California for the wild fires, yet the same people screech like children about "politicizing a tragedy" when anyone questions the aid being sent for yet another hurricane or tornadoe hitting their state once again.
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Hegseth said no one in the hearing room has worked harder for veterans over the past 20 years than him. Swap "Veterans" with "Convicted War Criminals" and he might be right.
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Remind me again, when has it been the good guys threatening to use military force to try and seize independent countries?
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
So Facebook is dismantling their fact-checking operation and moving the moderation team out of California because it's too Liberal, and moving it to that bastion of neutrality, Texas. You know, the place that just re-elected that icon of bipartisanship Ted Cruz.
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Yes, of course Gov. Sununu - the richest man in the world isn't driven by money so there's no possibility of a conflict of interest where he tries to use government contracts to make more money. And this is one the "good" Republicans we keep hearing about.
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
To all the Conservative immigrants who support MAGA but can't believe they're being vilified over the H1B visa issue, here's a reminder - tokens get spent.
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Fun fact - if you translate "freedom of speech" into Apartheid-era English it becomes "freedom to silence all the rubes who supported me when I pretended to care about anything other than my own net worth and bottom line." Learning is fun.
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Sky Explore @docworldexplore.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The real problem of This
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Since the House is now poised to released the investigation report on Matt Gaetz, I wonder if we'll be seeing ol' Marge Greene follow through with her threat to start releasing every investigation done on her fellow Republicans?
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The more I listen to voters explain why they switched from voting for Biden in 2020 and instead voted for Trump this time, the more I start to understand why the Founders created the Electoral College system and kept the direct election of the President out of their hands.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind o...
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
For all the MAGA folks excited by Trump's plan to deport 20 million people, I have a question - isn't it going to be a lot harder to do since they need to be sent through that big wall he built that Mexico paid for?
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
We need a lot less of this preemptive compliance from government officials and business leaders, and a lot more malicious compliance. Looking at you, Chris Wray.
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I have a feeling I'm going to be quoting H. L. Mencken too much in the next few years. "Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage." "Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods."
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
In regards to the murder of the CEO of United Healthcare, I think my feelings were best summed up by Clarence Darrow (not Mark Twain) - "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I wonder if someone will be able to get Assad's new address in Russia to Tulsi Gabbard in time for her to update her Christmas card list. Who am I kidding? She'll just send an extra one to Putin to pass along with her best wishes.
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Compassionate Conservatism must be making a comeback. "I don't want to be breaking up families, so the only way you don't break up the family is you keep them together and you have to send them all back," - Donald Trump on Meet the Press
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
From the classy folks over at www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAt... I've already got them as business cards for handing out in the coming months.
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AntiPaladin @anti-paladin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Apparently Pete Hegseth drinks so much it concerned his co-workers at Fox. But his levels of sexual assault, adultery, and outright misogyny were all within the company's acceptable levels.
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