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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

BREAKING Donald Trump agrees to purchase 400 million potatoes from Russia. Granted, they're " small potatoes ", but still, McDonalds stock increased in value. U S is now working on a black pepper purchase from North Korea and more road salt from Canada ( subject to a 1,000 percent tarrif ).

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Mr. President We need to know what you are doing to prevent the aliens from shooting those muons at our planet.

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You may have heard of super intelligence or even a super el Nino. Now you will hear of a " super glitch " once Trump learns an Ice cube has won a Nobel prize.

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Will the REAL Donald PLEASE SHUT UP .

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Write an essay ! Where are the essays ? Publish the essays . PS Release the Tump Tapes

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is there a lawyer in the house ? Someone is using my tax dollars to run a political television ad . Is that illegal ? Do I have a civil claim ? How large of a ' class ' would my claim fall under ?

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I suspect that the ' tweets ' are not coming from the ' real ' person . Maybe from a lap top now . TIME OF DAY and complete lack of syntax and no punctuation are better indicators of " real " . Thank you for attention... any attention....

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

" That's so Ai " will be gone quicker than your Nana can lace up even one of her army boots . Quicker than the neighbor girl can solve her Rubiks cube .

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

" Thank you for your attention to... Hey , its me... over here...the REAL don.. that's a hoax..."

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The oil mixed with blood will make the Wine Dark Sea

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hey Minnesotans, will you really vote for someone bearing a striking resemblance to Lucy holding a football ?

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

BREAKING Gov. Newsom signs executive order renaming Alctraz as Trump Island . $ earmarked for a golf course and gilding of cell bars . In a related development , Russian oligarch provides Hollywood with the seed money for a movie starring Kid Rock as The Birdbrain of Alcatraz.

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If only I could write a hit song on the back of an envelope while at a box stop We'll all be rich . Wait til " viral " means more than posts and reposts ad infinitum but refers to masses of humans moving from one place to another and not by choice . How do you cool your bunker ?

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I too am sick up and fed of the scunner. I ain't even Scottish.

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

" Where were you on Sep...." " I wasn't born yet ." " Do you need a ride to vote this November 3rd ? "

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If I flew on a jet I would like to know that the emergency exit and safety slide were operational that and that the overheads were stocked with duct tape Plenty of duct tape

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Where Were You I don't know, its been so long ago But boss , the firemen carried you from the stage and Rudy's lip balm was running down your ear " that was quite the party wasn't it Rudy, mitch, Jeffrey, Roy all the stars were there " Someone run his hand thru the golf ball washer we're almost on

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

But boss the estate refuses to Parton with ANY of Dolly's wigs . This is the best we could do . No one will notice such subtle change and it matches the coloration of the back of your hand . See, you win again .

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Who came up with 38 ? Immediately my heart rate increases, the hair on my nape stands on end and I begin to sweat profusely . Although not a large caliber, still as deadly. Can we just go with the top 45 ?... OH NO

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

" Thirteen , thirteen, ... thirteen " It does carry a resonance. At this point it need only resonate with 20 or 30 million people . I do NOT believe they are all backward, poor and reside in flyover . Indeed, some words are deplorable.

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I see Dances with wolves has become Boomer flees Bison .

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Ah yes ,July. Many an evening as the artist and I would travel the roadway we would look out upon the clouds in the sky . " Lincoln " " Twain " It was a pareidolic ' game ' the artist encouraged to teach me ' art ' .

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I'm waiting for a ' live statement ' from Mitch . The loss of such an esteemed colleague? PS Why do they seem to go in Threes ?

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Beautiful ride today Aarne. In the morning a little roadway, a little paved bike trail, and finally off road and along the river . A bit of a chill last night so snakes, frogs , etc were warming up on dark earth of the trail . In the evening, a little less roadway and more off road along the river.

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Why Cuba ? " Are you kidding, a hole island ? I already own part of it, gargle it...gitmo,LLC... where else to put the losers bublio, crafty Cruz most of Miami ...and spanicola they love golf in Dominican ....they ain't gonna be eatin none a pj's....jd's pets no more...where's my ketchup ..pen "

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Hey brother pope When will the Straight to Hell reopen ?

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I am not an ' artist ', ( nor a writer for that matter ), Will you please draw for an alt text : A drawing of a plate resembling the planet earth . Upon the plate is a wonderful meal consisting of food labeled with various ills of the planet . to one side of the plate is a garish gold garnish

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

One thing that someone who shouldn't have had 15 seconds, let alone 15 minutes, has shown us is presidents do not need any abilities whatsoever. A Swift/ AOC ticket wins . So does Oprah /Springsteen Pelley / Ossoff or Apprentice/ Enforcer, kinda what we have now.

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The lawyer knew that the worm was making its way into his brain when he became obsessed with a concern as to who may become the 75 . Could she be related to Bobby Jr? Or even Dummo Don ? 8675 409 Wink Peace

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

No taxation without Representation ? How about None of your taxation without Representation. Wait til the first " tax woman " is elected .

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

If you wish to remember what you've read you must walk while reading. I have found that the pace of walk should follow the pace of the text . Many students may find Gould much easier to pace than say , Hawking.

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

As someone who has never left IOWA nor the corn field , I hear Argentina is the place with dessication resistant bunker walls . May i suggest to Dumo Don ( no ' b ' ) a bunker at either pole within the remaining permafrost, and hope for the best .

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

....." deplorables "... seems so quaint today...

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

As I said/posted previously. I understood democracy when lo and behold as they emptied the amphora out rolled only black stones, when I know I cast a white stone. PS What one says/posts lasts FOREVER You can always offer clarification...... but that too....... Peace

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Cuba ? Anyone ? Why ? Why not ?

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

A thought . Better days are around the corner. To be human is to work to get around that corner.

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

OK I got drawn down the first job rabbit hole. Aside from the tomato stand ( 3 for a dollar ), golf caddy ( never picked but golfed for free the next /last day ), bowling pin chaser, my first job was as a " rag picker " ( we were raided by FBI AND ATF ) and I cannot locate the paystub $1.83/ hour ?

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

A voice beaconed from behind the gold curtain " Damn Don that may not be enough we must now give the drunken Kash a cap gun and have the SS take him out it the Oval Office. That should boost your ratings . Remember what Roy always said ' take two birds when you can ' "

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Why Immediately after the incident the president speed dialed Tiger Woods on a burner phone. ? ? ?

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Perfect Give the McDon a bag of shrooms an ice golf cart point him in the direction of the croc infested waters off the ninth hole .Wedge your bag against the accelerator and we're Free at last .

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

To think there is something written right in the republic's constitution that would save us from madness. Why have a 25th if to never invoke it ?

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Give the man an out . Pay him any amount . Give him a peace prize . Anything. This is NOT just a moment in time.

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

To be honest I am surprised it took this long . Now as we slowwwwly list to the side . As the first rat is thrown from the ship . The remaining rats begin to contemplate their fate . JUMP YE RATS

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Someday , having been " officially " classified as extinct a human may pop up . Will the world marvel or be aghast ?

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Evil or evil with incompetence ? The governor of Minnesota must activate the national guard and place unarmed guard members in each school . The citizens of the state will take care of the rest. Why in your power do you do nothing to protect your citizens ? Were you a teacher? Were you a guard ?

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Lazarus NieMan @anthroplast.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Opsec I suspect many of the so called agents suffer from a bit of paranoia themselves. Time to dig out nana's Kodak 8mm. I film them while they're eating pizza . I also give a ride to the NY Times " reporter " to interview their neighbors about the possibility they may not be a botanist .

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