trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026In this house Isaiah Sategna is a hero! End of story! 010
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Grateful to Drake Maye as this is the least antisemitic thing a professional athlete is physically capable of saying when asked about their favorite conspiracy theory 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026they just HAD to make an AI Minecraft graphic on Sunday night football 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have it on good authority that Iran is developing their own Cam Little 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m so glad we as a nation were able to export culturally significant products to the UK today, such as but not limited to Athan Kaliakmanis 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Drake Maye needs to ball out or they’re gonna fold his ass into a garbage plate 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“and let’s go down to the field to speak with Clark Lea” 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026has anyone seen mermaid man and barnacle boy in the same room as curtis and zohran 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026wow, surely that’s the worst thing he said on air last nigh—- OH MY GOD 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He made Stetson Bennett a credible Heisman finalist 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wrote about our shining beacon on a hill (Mike Tomlin’s sick Minecraft city):anthonylangdon.substack.comMike Tomlin’s Minecraft Joy is Unprecedentedname another coach with a hobby, like you actually can’t 100
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026wearing only these two t shirts to achieve complete Massachusetts Cultural Victory 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026watching the Mike Tomlin Minecraft stream and ctfu at what I assume are his kids’ footnotes lmao 010
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m not kidding when I say I’ve never seen a high level ball coach have ANY hobby, much less something this intricate 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Have any of you considered that Drake Maye is just shaking his sillies out and wiggling his waggles away 021
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I dare say State Farm managed to make a funny, not-annoying commercial with Skattebo… am I having the vapors 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026a peek into the fanduel account might be warranted here 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That Dabo fired notification is gonna hit like straight china white 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Skattebo is not long for this league but let’s ride the train while we can 010
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ted Cruz undid 8 figures of political advertisement on Saturday by being so sniveling and bitch-made that the College GameDay crowd, famous for foisting giant banners about the humble teachings of Jesus Christ onto your screen, was audibly ready to dunk him in a Darrell K Royal urinalsubstack.comSome Things Ted Cruz Should Support (So That They’ll Never Happen)the best defense is a good offense(ively repulsive Canadian gnome) 010
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Rafael Cruz made the PCSA icky to every casual viewer in less than 15 minutes. here’s what else he should support so that they, too, never happensubstack.comSome Things Ted Cruz Should Support (So That They’ll Never Happen)the best defense is a good offense(ively repulsive Canadian gnome) 010
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I swear I’m gonna look up at the TV and Mariska Hargitay is going to be working with Pat McAfee on SVU if we don’t do something 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Chiefs putting out the signs early flying the Kansas state flag during the anthem lol 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A LUDACRIS HAS HIT THE MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL INTRO 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026British browns fans reading this and getting overly excited for a minute 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026everyone’s favorite division is back, crab vs crab vs crab vs crab (all games played in bucket) 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026everyone PLEASE reserve their praise for Jaxson Dart lol 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Skattebo is filling the Jeremy Shockey role that we’ve been missing for a while 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the giants will win some games playing this way. I do suspect someone will break them with much tighter coverage though, these guys are fulling turn their backs to defenders to catch the ball 010
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026if you ask the IRS, Jaxson Dart is the quarterback of the New York Giants, which is a shame because spiritually he is the quarterback of Tampa (not the Bucs, just Tampa as a concept) 110
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026did they fabricate a new segment for halftime just to prove to teams that Mike Tomlin is actively keeping up with league news lol 100
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026schottenheimer raises the harrowing realization that not very many NFL coaches look like frat dads 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026these cowboy blown coverages are actually part of a long term part of deluding giants fans into jaxson dart's greatness 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Cris Collinsworth strikes this delicate balance of consistently insightful color commentary while still being delightfully easy to make fun of 000
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026John Mulaney did the 'cancelling plans is like heroin' bit FOURTEEN years ago and corporations are still ripping it. 100
trill belichick @anthonylangdon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026my favorite internet niche right now is @fdsignifier.bsky.social’s sports-deficient YouTube audience having no idea what his Bears posts are about 020
