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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

I wonder how much the Sky News After Dark mob get paid.

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Good to see the LNP returning to their antediluvian ways in Queensland #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I’ve had some bad nights on the piss but this takes the cake

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

“With all due respect there’s no genocide in Gaza. Only 2.5% of the people have been killed.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

“So you lost.” “Really? I didn’t notice. Thanks for telling me, Brian.” “You started off in front but blew it with poor policy.” “Thanks, Brian.” “Nuclear bombed.” “Very funny, Brian.” “On to more serious matters, how’s the fallout?” “Fuck off, Brian.” #auspol #binnight

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

I wonder if Paul Murray has started crying #auspol #binnight

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

“Your wife just posted on X to endorse you.” “She did, Brian.” “I hear you’re a great listener.” “Nice play on words, Brian. I listen to all Australians.” “Did they ask you to sack 41000 public servants? Pledge to gut green initiatives? Remove environmental barriers for miners?” “Shut up, Brian.”

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

“I put it to you that Angus Taylor deliberately fudged the Coalition’s costings.” “Why would he do that, Brian?” “You lose the election and he becomes Opposition Leader and you become a speaker on the right-wing circuit.” “He wouldn’t do that to me, Brian. Would he?” “You tell me.” “Fuck!” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

“You made an inspired pitch to Gen Z.” “Yes, Brian.” “How did it go?” “Not bad, apart from the potato references. But I can laugh at myself and enjoy a bit of banter.” “Really? You were described as a ghoul, misogynist, c***, monster, shit for brains, a pig, nasty, liar…” “It’s just banter, Brian!”

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

“You wanted to change the school curriculum because it stifled free thinking.” “Yes, Brian.” “And then you changed your mind.” “I did. Thanks for noticing.” “Because you want to stifle free thinking?” “That’s not funny, Brian.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

“So when are you going to release your costings?” “Before the election, Brian. We’re working on it right now.” “It’s not a book review for school. How are people expected to scrutinise the numbers if you release it with less than 48 hours before polls open?” “Who said we want them to?” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

“The election result could be closer than people think.” “Yes, Brian. We’re tipping a last minute preference surge from One Nation voters who will quite happily trade workers’ rights and health funding for punching down on Welcome To Country.” “Is that a good thing?” “It is for me, Brian.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

“So you would be happy with a nuclear power plant in your suburb?” “Bring it on, Brian. Emissions-free energy. Net Zero.” “Except for the spent fuel rods, coolant water, and need for a large reliable flow of water. And the inevitable cost blowout.” “Are you part of the hate media, Brian?” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Peter Dutton bears quite the resemblance to Frank The Robot from Queen’s News Of The World album #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Volunteers attempt to move Liberal Party campaign bus after Dutton threw workers under it #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

“Mate, I’m not going to stand next to the potatoes.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

“One Nation hired a convicted rapist to run its federal election campaign.” “What’s that got to do with me, Brian?” “You’re preferencing One Nation in many seats. This looks like a Faustian Pact.” “I don’t know what that is and I don’t care, Brian. I locked kids up for votes. I want to be PM.”

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

“You’ve changed focus.” “Yes, I have, Brian. I’m focused on niche issues today.” “Nuclear power?” “No.” “Childcare?” “No.” “Hospitals.” “All too big, Brian. I’m trying to get people excited about what it means to be an Australian.” “Criticising Welcome to Country every chance you get?” “Exactly!”

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

“The debate with Albanese went well.” “I wiped the floor with him, Brian. “I was being sarcastic. How much is a carton of eggs?” “What has that got to do with being PM?” “It’s about being relatable.” “How am I less relatable than Albo poncing about Newtown in a soy Coldplay tshirt?” “Eggs.” “Fuck!”

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

When Dutton says Hate Media all I can think of is… #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

“I am talking to the Forgotten Australians, Brian.” “Who?” “The forgotten people. The people who miss out. The battlers. The sick, the poor.” “The lame.” “Especially them!” “The people the Liberals usually ignore, unless they’re in marginal seats.” “Well, you don’t need to put it like that, Brian.”

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

“And I want Australia to know I have a softer side, Brian.” “You aren’t a monster.” “Exactly.” “Except for when your department was forced by the federal court to transfer a sick child from Nauru to Australia. Or when you accused medical experts of being activist doctors.” “Fuck off Brian.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

“You’re sending Michael McCormack to the Pope’s funeral?” “Yes, Brian, I’m a bit jealous. It’s VIP all the way. Wine, food, selfies. Barnaby was all up in my stuff trying to get a plus-1 for himself and Vikki.” “Really?” “Francis wasn’t stiff before the calls came my way. Send me! Send me!” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

“What are you doing to ameliorate gendered structural inequality?” “That’s a pretty woke question, Brian.” “But an important one.” “How can women be disadvantaged when Australia’s richest person is a woman. She’s always telling me what to do.” “Really?” “Yeah, but that’s women for you.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

“We’re going to pump an extra $21 billion into defence, Brian.” “Why?” “Chinese militarism.” “Where will the money come from?” “That’s a good question, Brian. Don’t know.” “What will you buy?” “Not sure. Torpedos for the new subs?” “When? 2040?” “The Chinese are a patient people, Brian.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

“You haven’t said much about the death of the Pope.” “Well, Brian, I don’t like to mix religion and politics.” “What about your support of George Pell?” “Let’s not go there, Brian.” “We should. The Catholic Church still has questions to answer.” “Pope Francis was an amazing humanitarian…” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

“How would you deal with Trump?” “Well, Brian, everyone else is rejecting his tariffs and blunt diplomacy. I say we accept his terms. And not only that, give him rare earth minerals.” “Really?” “Yes. As a former police officer I know how to negotiate.” “With criminals?” “Not funny, Brian.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

“Victorians are too afraid to go to the shops Brian.” “How do you know?” “We’ve been going around the state to press the flesh, so to speak. Shopping centres, petrol stations, parks; there’s never anyone there.” “Really?” “No one answers their doors when I knock, asking if they want a chat.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

“Drugs and thugs, Brian. That’s our new enemy. What do you think of that? I’m going to say it a lot this week.” “What’s special about it?” “It’s three syllables, easy to remember, and, may I add, it rhymes, Brian.” “Well, if that doesn’t win you the election, I don’t know what will.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

“Mr Dutton, you support the reinstatement of former Secretary of Home Affairs Mike Pezzullo if you win power.” “Yes I do Brian.” “He was sacked for breaching the Australian Public Service Code of Conduct at least 14 times and stripped of his AO.” “Everyone deserves a second chance Brian.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

“Brian, this nation can’t afford a Labor minority government. Can you imagine the absolute chaos of Teals, Greens and Albo getting together over soy lattes?” “Well, the Liberals are dependent on the Nationals to win elections.” “That’s not the point. We can’t win if they do what we do.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

“You said you didn’t know if climate change is real.” “Did I, Brian?” “Yes, you did.” “Well, that was stupid, wasn’t it? What was I thinking?” “Then, a couple of days later, you said it is real. Why the sudden u-turn?” “We’re getting hammered in the polls, Brian.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

“There’s a political truce between yourself and Albanese over Easter.” “Who agreed to that?” “You did.” “Well, that was stupid, wasn’t it, Brian? Jesus was a politician.” “Jesus’ message was love, redemption, and salvation.” “Excuse my French, Brian, but that sounds like woke bullshit.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

“What are you going to do for women?” “Nuclear power plants, Brian.” “I was thinking more in terms of work-life balance.” “Cheaper petrol?” “Really?” “Defund the ABC?” “You don’t know women what women want.” “I think I do, Brian. They want fewer restrictions for mining companies.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

“LOOK! OVER THERE. AFRICAN GANGS!” #ausool

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

“Mr Dutton, you’ve been accused of gaslighting opponents.” “Are you sure Brian?” “Let’s go to what you said regarding inflation.” “I said no such thing.” “I hadn’t finished the question.” “Sounded like it.” “You’re being rude.” “It’s not my problem you can’t ask a decent question Brian.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

“You’ve put Jacinta Price in charge of government efficiency.” “Yes, Brian. It’s a very important portfolio.” “Why? She has had to pay back expenses more than a dozen times.” “In that case, she’ll know what to look for, Brian.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

The faces of people who fucked around and found out…

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

“Mr Dutton, what’s the most properties you’ve owned at the same time? #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

SPORTSBET OPENS BETTING ON SKY NEWS’ PAUL MURRAY CRYING ON ELECTION NIGHT WITH ODDS OF 6/5 FOR THE WATERWORKS #ausool

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

LNP SENATOR MICHAELIA CASH SETS NATIONAL RECORD FOR MOST WORDS SPOKEN IN A MINUTE DURING PRIVATE CHAT WITH OPPOSITION LEADER DUTTON ABOUT BEING KEPT OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT DURING ELECTION CAMPAIGN #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

“Mr Dutton, why did you use your son to spruik your housing policy?” “Well, Brian, it’s perfectly simple. We asked around at campaign HQ and, for the life of us, we couldn’t find anyone who didn’t own at least one home.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

“Peter, I think it’s time to unleash Operation Brown People On Boats Allegedly Throwing Their Children Overboard.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

“I think I can speak for young people everywhere who are trying to break into the property market - as long as they were privately educated and have parents who are multimillionaires and have connections with billionaires It’s tough out there if you don’t have a family trust.” #auspol

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Another Geoff @anothergeoff.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

“Have you picked on the transsexuals yet, Peter?” #auspol

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