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Anomie Train 🎸

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I make songs using Synthesizer V on account of my voice stinks.

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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 3h
AI Comics: Panel 1-3 guys in a basement, one guy says "Hey guys, I wrote a surefire hit song! We'll be bigger than the Beatles!"
Panel 2--They practice in the basement, singing, "She sucked my dick, yeah yeah yeah! She sucked my dick, yeah yeah yeah! She sucked my dick, yeah yeah yeah...!"

Panel 3--The three guys meet with a record executive. The exec says, "Boys, we're going to release your single! It's gonna be a hit!"

Panel 4--closeup of Billboard Magazine with the headline: "She Sucked My Dick" by the AI Boys--No. 1 on the Hot 100 Charts!"
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
AI Comics:

Panel 1: Office worker runs out of bathroom, "Hey everyone, I just took the best shit of my life!"

Panel 2: Coworkers gather around him, saying, "That's fantastic news! We need to tell everyone!"

Panel 3: The boss comes out of his office and tells him, "You should be the boss, not me!"

Panel 4: Everybody lifts the office worker onto their shoulders and cheers, "Hip, hip, hooray!"
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
AI Comics:

Panel 1: Bully says, "Thanks for the lunch money, nerd!" Beaten skinny guy is on the floor.

Panel 2: Skinny guy is looking at his beat up face in the mirror at home, "I'm going to work out, get strong, and kick that motherfucker's ass!"

Panel 3: Skinny guy runs on treadmill

Panel 4: Skinny guy is lifting weights

Panel 5: Skinny guy declares: "I'm ready! I'm going to teach that shithead bully a lesson!"

Panel 6: Skinny guy's headstone--it says, "Fred Fartz, here lies a weak skinny guy who got his ass kicked" March 5, 2010 - October 15, 2026
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Why the fuck can't he walk in a straight line?
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
All I see is that person in yellow behind him letting out a big yawn
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
AI Comics

Panel 1
Visual: A young man walking down a city street, looking annoyed with his hands in his pockets.

Speech Bubble: "FUCK ALL THESE BOOMERS! IF IT WEREN'T FOR THESE BOOMERS, MY LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER!"

Panel 2
Visual: The young man stops in his tracks, staring up at a large, grand mansion with arms crossed.

Speech Bubble: "FUCK THESE BOOMERS! THAT HOUSE IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!"

Panel 3
Visual: The young man glancing down at his wristwatch with wide eyes.

Speech Bubble: "OH SHIT, I HAVE TO GET TO WORK!"

Panel 4
Visual: A YouTube live-streaming interface. The young man is on screen, looking directly at the camera.

UI Elements / Captions:

Video Title: The Farty McFartface Show

Sub-caption: 0 subscribers and 0 Watching now

Speech Bubble: "Hi everyone, today I will try and break my record of 15 farts in an hour!"
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
More AI Comics:

Man1: If you keep eating all them beans, you're gonna fart so hard, you'll blast off to the moon!"

Man2: Fuck off

Man2: Uh oh, my stomach is rumbling

Man2 farts and blasts through the roof of his house up to the sky. Man2 is now on the moon, "Oh shit, what the fuck am I supposed to do now?"
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
AI Comics: 
Man1: Fuck you!
Man2: No, Fuck You!

Man1: Fuck you!
Man2: No, fuck you!

Man1: Fuck you!
Man2: No, fuck you!

And then someone farted, and both men laughed and became friends.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I used Ace-Step to generate a song using a loRA trained on my 3Represents music. I then "covered" the song using #SynthesizerV #Solaria on vocals. The cursed AI video was mostly made from images generated by SD Flux with a loRA trained on my own art. Google Flow used as well. youtu.be/pI8MdRHABrw
youtu.be
【Synthesizer V Solaria】 I Saw What's Coming (Playing with AI Garbage)
YouTube video by The 3Represents TV
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sorry, I mean spike the ball.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh my God what the hell are the #Commanders doing?!!! I thought Daniels was going to take a knee but they ran a play and they ran out of time to kick a field goal. What the hell is this???
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LOL, I was mumbling all second half at how shitty the #Commanders defense is and they just forced a fumble. Let's see if we can get a field goal and win this thing in OT.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why the hell do I keep getting a minute of silence added on to the end of all my exports?? There is nothing beyond the track. It ends at 2:30. When I export, I see the bar move along and ends where the tracks end. Yet when I open up the audio file, there is a minute of silence tacked on. #Luna DAW.
Screen shot of Luna DAW--exports always add a minute of silence to the end
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So, for me, it's a no brainer to get it even though I am firmly a Synthesizer V user now. Fans of vocal synthesizer have a lot of wallet friendly options now, none more so than Voisona and Chis-A which are completely FREE. I always recommend total beginners choose the Voisona option.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yamaha announced #Vocaloid 7 is coming. AND, they are having a special upgrade price of only $39 (limited time period) for ALL owners of Vocaloid going back to Vocaloid 3. I own Vocaloid 3 and Vocaloid 5 yet was left out when Vocaloid 6 came out. They really felt the heat from Synth V I guess.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Highly accepted"...lol. What a dumbass.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look who's back! www.youtube.com/live/CTjKjxd...
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【New Outfit】woah, fish!
YouTube video by saba
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's fucking moron
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I trained a LoRA on my Anomie Train music and then used it in ACE-Step 1.5 to generate a song. It was a discombobulated mess but you can tell underneath it has the basic of my (then) style. I reworked it into this song. #SynthesizerV HXVOC and Solaria was used. youtu.be/w5plvJMbKd8
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【Synthesizer V HXVOC with Solaria 】 Going Downhill (original song inspired by Ace-Step 1.5)
YouTube video by Anomie Train
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I used FluxGYM and trained it on the shitty drawings I did for Youtube thumbnails and created a LoRA so I can use AI to draw in my style. It actually does a decent job replicating my shitty amateur style, but makes things "proportionally correct", lol.
AI generated cartoon of a woman sitting on a bus bench, but using a LoRA trained on my own amateur crap art.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Patient Zero was written by Aimee Mann years ago, just sayin'.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, the last song for my Summer Songwriting Spree. Using #SynthesizerV Archie for this with Liam on the backing harmony. youtube.com/shorts/1NCMT...
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【Synthesizer V Archie (with Liam) 】 Embargo Around My Heart demo (Summer Songwriting Spree)
YouTube video by Anomie Train
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who the fuck would want to watch this shit
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here comes the "Super Intelligence"! LOL, what a dumbass
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Okay, I finally finished up this song I started earlier for my "Summer Songwriting Spree." I'm using #Voisona Chis-A for the vocals. I wrote this using EZKeys 2 (and not on guitar, which is what I normally do). Animated loop was created using Google Flow. youtube.com/shorts/-ytdB...
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【Voisona Chis-A】 Warm Summer Rain (Summer Songwriting Spree)
YouTube video by Anomie Train
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is one serious mofo thunderstorm moving through Annapolis, MD right now!
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was playing around with the trial version of Dreamtonics's new Instrument X, and--is it me or do all the instruments sound really boxy? I mean, they sound good--except they sound like they're being played inside a cardboard box.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've done the 5th and 6th demos of my Summer Songwriting Spree. They're just half songs--verse and chorus. I do that sometimes just to get the foundation of the song down, then finish it up later. Using #SynthesizerV #Gumi and #Solaria for this. youtu.be/Vg3m0hzLHp4
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【Synthesizer V Gumi and Solaria 】 I Don't Know / Back Pocket (Summer Songwriting Spree demos)
YouTube video by Anomie Train
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He's a fucking moron
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I love ground turkey, I use it in just about everything that calls for ground beef!
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm not sure that most gamers have the, uh...mental stability to be in a high pressure cooker of a job like air traffic controller.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The forth demo ("Slurpee") of my Summer Songwriting Spree is done. I'm using #SynthesizerV #Archie again for the vocals. Because the Luna DAW emulates analog, I'm doing that "tape slow down" trick the Beatles did for Rain. I guess I hear a little of that tape slur, maybe? youtu.be/9LXJvu70gNU
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【Synthesizer V Archie】 Slurpee (Summer Songwriting Spree)
YouTube video by Anomie Train
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Trump lives on Earth-29 (Htrae). That's Bizarro Earth.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Third song for my Summer Songwriting Spree. I'm using the UAD Luna DAW. It's kind of rough learning to do it the Luna way when I'm so used to Studio One, but I'm getting there. Using #SynthesizerV #Archie for the vocals. youtu.be/j7H5FFZI0-E
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【Synthesizer V Archie】 I Told You So (Summer Songwriting Spree)
YouTube video by Anomie Train
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Waves Sibilance, Vocal Rider, and Scheps Omni Channel are all v10 on my system as I've never updated them. I don't feel if I buy a plugin I should keep updating that Waveshell thing. Well, trying to insert Vocal Rider crashes the Luna DAW for me, lol.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
LOL, there is no way in hell he shot a 70, not even close.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Why does everything on the Internet feel like fake, manufactured PR? There is this "show" called Errands and it got a write up on the NYTimes, it's been around for 9 months+. It just feels like it's being pushed. Like this guy has a lot of buddies in the field and they're just hyping it for him.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Pretty cool, Galileo Galilei posted a full concert at Yokohama from May of this year!
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I've been pretty disheartened by what Fender is doing, it makes me feel like Studio One 7 is the last version I will get, simply because Fender bought out Presonus. So right now I'm testing out Luna to see if maybe I should move over. I like the analog feel of this DAW.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#Toontracks is having a summer sale so I bought #EZkeys2. Normally I write on the guitar, but writing on a keyboard arrangement--the song comes out different. I'm using #Voisona #Chis-A for the vocals. This short demo is built around EZkeys. youtu.be/bVpd6UDP4jw
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[Voisona Chis-A] Warm Summer Rain demo
YouTube video by Anomie Train
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My second song for my "Summer Songwriting Spree!" is really just an excuse to test out this free Stormblade guitar amp sim vst. I'm not a metal guy and this a really poor attempt at a "metal" song. I'm using #SynthesizerV #HXVOC for the voicebank. youtu.be/ITChgtqEDJc
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【Synthesizer V HXVOC】 Your Anus Will Be Destroyed! (Summer Songwriting Spree!)
YouTube video by Anomie Train
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If I were ever reincarnated and came back as a Japanese novelist, this would be my novel (text by Claude[.]ai and mock up design by Google Gemini).
Mock up of fake Japanese Novel:

『朝の便り』
—うんこ日記—

東京、丸の内。三十歳、独身。出雲康平は、平凡な生命保険会社の営業マンである。だが彼には、誰にも打ち明けられない切実な探求があった――完璧な朝の一便を求める旅である。
座った瞬間、力むことなく訪れる便意。一切の跡を残さぬ、美しく成形されたそれ。紙は一度で足りる。そして立ち上がったとき、静かに込み上げてくる、あの深い満足感。
康平は毎朝、便器の前でその日の"成果"を日記に記す。昼休みには同僚の視線を盗みながら、次の一便のための食材を吟味する。ゴボウか、バナナか、それとも祖母の漬けた梅干しか。会議中も、上司の小言も、すべてが遠い雑音と化す――彼の心はただ、明日の便器の中にある。
母からの見合い話、会社での昇進争い、そして東京という街の底知れぬ孤独。康平はそのすべてを、一つの真理をもって乗り越えようとする。人は、良い便から始まる一日にこそ、本当の幸福を見出せるのだ、と。
笑いと共感、そして一抹の哀愁を湛えた、前代未聞の"腸活"文学。

著者紹介 (Author Bio)

糞尾正人(くそお・まさと)
一九七二年、新潟県生まれ。早稲田大学文学部卒業。出版社勤務を経て、二〇〇八年に『午後の輪郭』でデビュー。日常の些細な瞬間に潜む身体感覚と孤独を、抑制の効いた文体で描く作風に定評がある。二〇一五年、『腸よ、静かに語れ』で野間文芸新人賞候補。本作が四作目の長編小説となる。現在は鎌倉在住。
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Don't forget to eat the fish cheeks
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Doing my own songwriting challenge for the summer. No specific number goal, just trying to write a bunch of songs before Labor Day. Here is my first demo. I'm using #SynthesizerV #Solaria for the vocals. I used Whisper in Pinokio to generate subtitles. HUGE timesaver!! youtu.be/ts9-3nRERVU
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【Synthesizer V SOLARIA 2】 Your Boyfriend (Summer Songwriting Spree!)
YouTube video by Anomie Train
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yes, yes you can
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
People crying about 80 F indoors--get real. If it's 100 F outside, 80 F indoors feels pretty comfortable.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I can't believe it--I just heard a Paul Westerberg song I've never heard before--33rd of July--and it's fucking brilliant. Apparently this song was on the Japanese release of Suicaine Gratifaction as a bonus track.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
How many people do you think have farted during Taylor Swift's wedding at Madison Square Garden? There are 1000 guests--there probably has been a lot of farting going on.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I think there will be a chance of thunderstorms but the real problem is that it will be like an oven this whole week here in DC. I can't imagine anyone wanting to be outside on the Mall.
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Anomie Train 🎸 @anomietrain.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Props to people like Cocktail Peanut, creator of Pinokio. I'm too old to mess around trying to install things. I just installed the Whisper WebGUI in Pinokio. It just saves so much time creating subtitle files. It was one of the reasons why I almost never make lyric videos for my music, I so lazy.
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