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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Fine you may pet me I guess NOT LIKE THAT MOTHER

Cat, annoyed at getting pets she clearly just asked for while sitting on my lap

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mother I would like to go outside mother Mother it is raining MOTHER You have BETRAYED ME mother BETRAYED

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Okay now the cat is just rubbing it in

Cat, reveling in her superior position on the couch

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

DECK DRAMA Bianca (dog) just spent 5 minutes whining at me while refusing to make eye contact because the cat is in her (Bianca’s) spot next to me on the deck. She has finally settled down a few feet away, passive-aggressively ignoring both of us. Meanwhile, Endora (cat) does not give a fuck.

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This, THIS, this is it folks, the sound of Peak Midwest Summer, of humidity and heat and decadence and everything ripe and glorious, sweet corn, tomatoes, cucumbers, zucchini, feet in the kiddie pool, mint juleps, iced tea, baseball on the radio, and you’ve been sweating so long you no longer care.

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

🎶I’VE HAD….THE TIME OF MY LIIIIIIFE🎶

Taxidermied squirrel haunch holding up dragon fly like at the end of Dirty Dancing

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The French word for “Smurfs” has a consonant-to-vowel ratio of 9 to 2.

Bag of French Smurf-shaped gummies, called “ Schtroumpfs”

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Generally I am a traditionalist when it comes to advent calendars. I make an exception for this work of absolute genius.

Die Hard adventure calendar of Nakatomi Plaza, with Hans Gruber falling down, marking the days until Christmas.

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

CAN CONFIRM COUCH IS SUITABLE STOP AVAILABLE FOR FUTURE FAINTINGS STOP

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

HAVE FAINTING COUCH. REGRET TOO LARGE TO BRING. WILL FAINT ON YOUR COUCH IN PERFORMATIVE FASHION. AFFIRM IF ACCEPTABLE.

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

“Careful honey—that’s load-bearing butter.”

Open freezer: two packages of butter propping up vacuum-sealed steaks

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Cats just don’t appreciate Wimbledon.

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Ngl thought I was seeing a promo for yet another Alien movie In totally unrelated news I might be off blueberries for a bit

Closeup shot of blueberries looking like the face hugger pods from the Alien movies

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Gentlefolk All, I give to you the unrepentant face of a dog who, in insisting on being in the tiny space on this loveseat left by myself and the cat on my lap, jarred the coffee table, thereby spilling my coffee and disrupting both self and cat.

Large dog on outdoor loveseat looking not the slightest bit sorry

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Too-notch banger of a dance number but also the source of my Most Epically Mis-heard Song Lyric ever: Me, to husband, sotto voce because of kids in the backseat: Honey…are they singing “who just sucked the dicks?!?”

Car radio showing current song as Daft Punk’s “Lose Yourself to Dance’l

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Recipe: Take 3 cloves of garlic Me:

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I wholeheartedly support this plan.

Advent calendar showing idyllic vintage winter scene.

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Okay but dog noses just the best BOOPABLE SNOOT ALERT (will not boop because Sleepy Dog)

Sleeping dog with exceptionally big boopable nose.

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Hey hey new band name just dropped

Picture of swimming beaver with the caption “It is now illegal to eat nuisance beaver in Minnesota.”

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2024

Hard day at the office, send positive vibes

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 14/07/2024

I’ll take “Words Wordle Should Know but for Some Stupid Reason Doesn’t” for 500, Alex. (See also recent examples of footman, tuppence…)

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 03/07/2024

Why yes I am in her favorite chair why do you ask [dog huffs impatiently]

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

We have reached the point in the semester where I bring this mug to class

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 17/12/2023

And now that the lights are finally in place, Professor Moriarty can take his place in the tree. We can’t be the only ones with a taxidermied pet dressed as Santa, surely?!?

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 16/12/2023

The foyer is finally ready! Christmas greenery is up on the newel post and railing, and the Guinea pig has donned his elf costume and is ready to greet guests.

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

Someone, somewhere: oh no we are out of capers…dear god who can help us now Me: my time has come

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Ann Tandy-Treiber @anntandy.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

How you know you’ve done your job, even if they still need you a little bit 😭😂😍

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