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Ann Sloan

@annsloan.bsky.social
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Writer of The Middle-Raged Woman’s Workbook, Suffer: A Novel, and the fiction podcast: The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles.

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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh snap.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When you’re in a war you can’t get out of and your name is all over the Epstein files, the only thing left is to create another distraction.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My 16 year old diabetic guarding the purrimeter against an invader.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
As Pete Hegseth is proving, having high testosterone makes you incapable of counting munitions, but apparently clean water and meatloaf too.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Knowing how MAGA likes to cosplay as dear leader, will we be seeing this as a trend at an airport near you very soon?
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Next State of the Union be like…
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Andreas 🇨🇦 Fella 💙 #AbolishICE, #SlavaUkraini @andreasor.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
David Pakman: #SenileSatan woudn't leave. #WorldCup #Spain
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Satan’s having a busy week calling all of his favorites home.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Too soon? Or not soon enough?
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham is not dead. Mitch McConnell reports just having a 20 minute conversation with him.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
With Trump putting his thumb on the scale over this FiFA red card, this is how the world perceives us. youtube.com/shorts/CT5wq...
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'Greatest Sporting Cheat of all time' THE DICTATOR #funny #movie #shorts #movieclips
YouTube video by FILM FEED
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
How long before Trump goes with a tarp over the reflecting pool?
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Where’s Toto when we need him? youtu.be/R2wGui_NHPA?...
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Trump would have slept through that 4th quarter.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Can someone live stream the scraping of Trump’s name off the Kennedy Center complete with a chicka-bow-wow porn soundtrack?
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Another Uterus Bites the Dust. BTW, the AI made Patel very Aziz, Vance very Gaetz, RFK Jr very Kevin McCarthy, and the blondes all the same woman.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Weirdly, me, a person with zero connections, was able to acquire a copy of Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide note.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Play CabiNOT — a fun guessing game of odds and consequences. Who’s getting kicked out of Trump’s Cabinet and Inner Circle next? It’s anyone’s guess. My money’s on Patel.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Pope Leo: “A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?” Trump: “Dames! Dames. Dames.” Pope Leo: “The Gospel!” (Bashes Trump’s head in with bat” AND SCENE!
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter!
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Bondi Beach(ed)
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Justice for Cricket.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
When it comes to people being arrested for dirty dealings with Epstein, all I can say is, “PLEASE, SIR, I WANT SOME MORE!”
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Brett Ratner’s attempt to resuscitate his career moves into phase two.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 14/02/2026
"I don't see any reason why we can't do what we did with opiates, what we did with tobacco. We need to regulate Big Tech," Scott Galloway tells Tim Miller. "All the problems you're talking about are fixable, and the illusion of complexity is what Big Tech wants you to be overrun with."
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It was the intern! Ladies and gentlemen…the intern:
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
BREAKING: As part of “Operation Silver Screen,” DHS announces it will be turning movie theaters into temporary ICE detention centers.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I knead to know more about this story.
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
How long before Trump declares that he ended the war in Minnesota and makes it #9 on his ever-growing list (of “wars” he stopped)?
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Trump’s Message to America
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
How long before he renames the country “Trumpezuela”?
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Invoking the Pogue’s Fairytale of Christmas: “I pray god it’s his last.”
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Introducing the cast of the American Nuremberg Trials. Coming 2029! #vanityfair
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Ofzohran. Under his eye, baby.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Move over Bill Clinton, there’s a new Bubba in town.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Ever on trend: Walmart debuts new Trump/Bubba Holiday Collection.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Hard to walk without a spine. #Fetterman
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Play my Wordle. The clue is “Eat the Billionaires” www.nytimes.com/games/create...
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Wordle Puzzle Created By AnnSloan
Choose a word for friends to guess, then share your own puzzle.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Someone order up an eye exam for the Grim Reaper. His aim was off again!
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#NoKings Join a protest because fascism isn’t going to fight itself.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Mike Johnson is calling for Lee Greenwood to headline the Super Bowl. If Greenwood sings the contents of the Epstein files, I’m all for it. #epsteinfiles
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This little shop in Salamanca, Spain has EVERYTHING. #epsteinfiles
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Trump’s reaction to the US Open win. Clearly peeved because the brown-skinned man won.
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I wrote about what happens when Trump is gone, and how remembering that he *will* be gone before you might help shape what kind of actions to think about taking today. degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/when-trump...
Newspaper text reading "STALIN DEAD, The Trajectory of His Long Career, STRONG HINT OF SUCCESSOR, Stricken Leader Dies After 4 Days, Pravda Mentions Malenkov's Name."
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
MAGA is losing their minds over the new Cracker Barrel logo. They just removed James Carville from it; I thought the Right would be thrilled.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Hunted in their own city. Latino Immigrant Students Speak Their Truth about Living in LA Under the Shadow of ICE. A great, sober read.
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Ann Sloan @annsloan.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
This scene perfectly represents our current political situation: 1) The car is Democracy 2) Sam Jackson is every non-Trump voter who knew this would happen. 3) Travolta is every remorseful MAGAt. 4) Tarantino is every optimistic pundit. 5) Kietel is every pragmatic pundit. youtu.be/Onwg7CNoXH4
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Pulp Fiction - Mr Wolf - Let's Not Start Sucking Each Others Dicks
YouTube video by Jay Jay
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