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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 7m

- a fine is a fee - the fee established here is $200 + court costs to send shrek dick pics to state reps - i think there's some real growth potential in this sector if you're willing to be a middle man

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 4h

also "street smarts" is a little "fails their internal paint swatch test" coded for that crowd's liking

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 19h

met a bunch of our new neighbors while raking our leaves tonight, and i realized that very soft-spoken older women talking to me makes me feel like i am getting yelled at. which as my wife pointed out, seems like Some Psychology Going On

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 06/10/2026

since a 5090 is $9k (lmao) that's right out, but i think you could toss a 5070 ti/super in there, deal yourself one too, and then build as normal and you could get pretty close. maybe just pad the case out with as many ssds as you can find, get a ton of ram, etc. and ship it

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 06/10/2026

with a seven thousand dollar budget you better be getting a cut of at least a grand for the favor, christ

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 06/10/2026

Apex Predator's Butt Wiggles Before Attacking a Sock, For Some Reason

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 04/10/2026

ordering food from a new pizza place, having to comb through their yelp photos like a forensic technician to figure out if their pizzas are america-sized or europe-sized. DESPERATELY trying to find even a single picture with a person and a pizza in the same frame

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 02/10/2026

i'm realizing that this is the cat's first fall indoors. the good lord beeftank is Losing His Mind at all the little leaves falling

the chonky man, The Good Lord BEEFTANK, in his little window bed, vibrating with Want for all the leaves starting to fall past the window

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 02/10/2026

first horror movie of the month, Buffet Infinity with pals. 5/5, A++, onward fortified mind.

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 01/10/2026

is it possible to let your in-game phone battery run down to the single digits too, that seems like an untapped well of anxiety

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 30/09/2026

i would love a story where they just do one of the "bad" ones anyway and they're like, well yeah. but it seemed stupid and reductive that there was only one way where this works out wait am i describing spider-verse 1, in active conversation with spider-verse 2

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 30/09/2026

(please ignore that civil war 2 was a totally different event later about what happens when you try to make globally-impactful decisions based on future-reading intel)

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 30/09/2026

they're even retconning this shit in the comics right now! (marvel cognitohazard incoming) they just put out 'civil war unmasked' where they retcon/reveal that tony stark got shown a vision of the future and it was so much worse if he didn't do civil war on 100% the wrong side

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 30/09/2026

the fuck is going on with louen that kemmler has arnau? wake up frenchmen

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 29/09/2026

chimed in for the first time on a work meeting to get two people who were raised-voice fighting, actually agree that [thing that a person i work with more was suggesting] is totally doable + good, and everyone should do it, and here's how. kinda understanding why they hired me now

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 29/09/2026

these people seem to underestimate how much some of us have been conditioned to see simply-drawn little blobs as Starter Enemies that must be killed in droves

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 28/09/2026

never has there been a man more vulnerable to the soft findom of guilt, than noel household

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 25/09/2026

determining that without talking to him first is the test portion of the interview.

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 25/09/2026

thursday night green bay packers game, or "the reason why friday morning will be a brutal slog" as it's known in this house

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 24/09/2026

you can't talk about kirkmas but you CAN talk about easter, the most famous holiday about how it was Good, Actually, that a dude got got

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 24/09/2026

leave it, feed it a quarter every couple months and don't swear around it, it's someone else's problem when you die after a long, healthy life of not fucking around with it.

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 22/09/2026

someone a block over is flying a croatian flag, which makes me want to fly the latvian flag, but also...only so much flag space.

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 22/09/2026

our new house has a full-ass flag pole (like, post the height of the house, run it up on a line and everything) and i'm really considering it as we are one block in the neighborhood not in the HOAs that SURROUND it

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 22/09/2026

oh i can be mean instead then! finding out that most of the paul stuff is because he was Working Through his divorce was the most obvious thing in the world but doesn't excuse how much of a mess he made that book, helmed an event to character-assassinate ben reilly + madelyne pryor, etc.

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 22/09/2026

literally the only thing zeb wells has written that didn't make me want to throw it across the room in disgust after every issue. this is high praise

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 21/09/2026

it Definitely was at one point, lol ("lol"):

Correction: A previous version of this article incorrectly stated that funding dropped on Double Fine’s Kickstarter after the stretch goal related to Erika Ishii was announced. That error was the result of a technical issue on the author’s part, and the article has now been updated to reflect accurate information.

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 21/09/2026

speaking from adjacent-experience of (1) my mother-in-law is legal guardian to our niece and always has been, and by all accounts is having a Much better time of it than she was in raising my wife or my sister-in-law; (2) we host the teen for a couple good weeks a year the math checks out

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 21/09/2026

"dies in sleep" is +40 but there's never political will for the stuff we want.

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 21/09/2026

yeah! the only place i've ever lived that actually got noticeably worse because of transplants was austin, and it's because those transplants were specifically californian technofascists or Edgy comedians who couldn't get spots in nyc

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 21/09/2026

my contribution to Transplant Discourse is i've lived in a bunch of college towns and a couple decidedly-not-college-towns in my life and if you are living in new york (or cosplaying as such), buddy...you would not enjoy cities that don't get a lot of new people coming in regularly

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 21/09/2026

probably too late for your project now, but archive.org is also Great for this. for example: archive.org/search?tab=m...

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 21/09/2026

convince them all to show up to the same hotel room at the same time, and you could probably shut down a given city's occupation for a couple days

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 20/09/2026

best part of october (other than the candy): watching a bunch of youtube horror shorts to curate an anthology for people worst part: having like an hour's worth of material and everything else that's good is clocking in at 40m+

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 19/09/2026

Video heading, movies or television ( archive.org/details/tele... ) subheadings. a wonderland of shows you can't find to stream anywhere, haven't thought of in 20 years, but definitely only remember watching in like 360p off a burned cdr

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 19/09/2026

i mean if he wants his name on that building, we already know how the last guy got on there. it's an avenue.

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 19/09/2026

the entire first season is unwatchable, the second season has been, as second-monitor-during-work shows go, passably funny at times. still dire overall though

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 19/09/2026

finally digging into the tv section of archive.org, and within 10 minutes debating whether i need any other streaming service ever again

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 18/09/2026

it's easy: we just make the teams play every game until they get to a tie. and then if someone tries to pull ahead again...you take the shot.

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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026

“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear

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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 18/09/2026

ok so while i cannot in good conscience EVER recommend working for an unbroken string of flailing tech companies, i CAN wholeheartedly endorse getting a job in the warm and mellow embrace of the university system as a follow-up

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 18/09/2026

but is it filled with jelly, cream, or gum

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 18/09/2026

(delusionally) i'm not becoming a birder in middle age, i just downloaded merlin because i'm curious about what i hear in my neighborhood

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 18/09/2026

mormonism is basically the aum shinrikyo of american christianity, but other than 'under the banner of heaven' no one really wants to acknowledge that or else you start having real uncomfy conversations real fast

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 17/09/2026

great news at the new job: having a meeting cancelled 15 minutes beforehand hits just as good here, as it did at my old job

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 17/09/2026

(rotating an apple in 3d in my mind) i bet it was frozen in a hideous look of panic and terror and his time out of the public eye was so they could do surgeries and botoxing to jokerfy him into this

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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 17/09/2026

and you'd think if anyone on the staff would want the ability to better monitor, nurture, and coach juniors in the social media space, it would be that guy

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