annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i knew a guy in high school who looked exactly like this 080
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 19/09/2026as a kid i thought it was called "president evil". in the bush administration you would just think like "yeah man" and move on 1101
Reposted by annie bucatinialyssa || lovelandisle @lovelandisle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My indie yuri visual novel/point-and-click, LOVE IN A BOTTLE, is nearing a playable build. For now, I'll avoid a specific ETA, but I'm feeling good about my progress. Wishlist it + watch the newly uploaded FINALIZED OPENING SEQUENCE here! store.steampowered.com/app/1947030/...store.steampowered.comLove In a Bottle on SteamAnkora the Love Demon only has a month to prove she can make it on her own! Can she settle down and find love?! 14333128
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 04/08/2026everyone recognizes glenn close as a walking legend. but glenn far ? 030
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 02/08/2026its gotta be absolute hell to be one of those guys who sings happy birthday in their head twice every time they wash their hands. imagine spending that much of your life thinking about that song 070
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 01/08/2026sometimes im like damn i dont know anyone named after a place 030
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 26/07/2026growing up all the women around me would talk about steel magnolias and how beautiful a film it was but i had a classmate named magnolia steel and she was the ugliest girl in the whole school 050
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i google searched ubermensch bro arent you supposed to be into that 030
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 23/06/2026just saw a cop car with a bicycle attached to it. mayor wilsons influence ? 050
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 23/06/2026the reason its so easy to steal candy from a baby is on account of babies dont like candy 070
Reposted by annie bucatiniSuper Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Whenever I Eat Buffalo Wings I Always Wipe My Hands on Ukiki and He Screams Loud as Fuck 21140366
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 16/06/2026every time my cat looks at me while im naked i feel like louis ck 070
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 12/06/2026bystander effect hits me hardest when people are clapping. im like man they don't need my approval too 060
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 04/06/2026sitting down at my desk with a cup of coffee cracking open my raytheon laptop and signing into my cia-backed sockpuppet twitter account, @TheCartoonSocialist smugly typing the words, "holli would >>> jessica rabbit" heh. that'll keep em busy. 1151
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 04/06/2026tara gilesbie is the closest we have to a modern day sappho. we have cause to believe that all along the author of my immortal wasnt an edgy teen girl, but a boy satirizing one. yet she is a rare case where myth transcends truth--too foundational to our generational identity to be taken from us. 030
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 19/05/2026this man does NOT get his flowers and im tired of it. lcd soundsystem is one of the most important musical acts of the 2000s, 1233
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 10/05/2026im actually from the timeline where all standardized testing is done with number 3 pencils 050
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 30/04/2026im actually from the timeline where p and j are the coolest letters and x and z are just kind of okay 190
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 29/04/2026everyone's always going on about pathos and ethos but logos gets the short end of the stick 390
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 29/04/2026always love it when a cat blinks at me asymmetrically 180
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 21/04/2026sometimes you drink water and youre like wow that was so awesome and other times you drink water and youre like owwww fuckkkkk 1111
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 11/04/2026why is it that gods funniest men are often gods worst posters 150
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 09/04/2026yknow i was thinking about switching to google fiber but a deal like this? shit! i practically can't say no! 081
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 09/04/2026im def the one in the friend group who's most likely to get taken out by the cia. someday im gonna post some shit like "the 2018 plastic straw boycott was manufactured by the defense department" or "gunpei yokoi was assassinated" and they'll come for me because i was accidentally right. 1110
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 04/04/2026why do these two look like ai yazawa characters 1101
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 26/03/2026"you either die the goat or you live long enough to see yourself become washed" - kurt cobain 0120
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 24/03/2026these shits had me coming home from my grandparents house looking like the black dahlia 170
annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 24/03/2026video games are the least respectable artistic medium but this is one of the rawest and most savage moments in history. there needs to be a corporate biopic about this moment. youtu.be/ExaAYIKsDBIyoutu.beSony PlayStation: The Price Heard Around the World - "299" - (E3 1995 Keynote)YouTube video by SoldierMWS 1140
