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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 2h
Lest anyone be tempted to disbelieve, no, here is a screenshot of the child mines in hit cozy game Last Gas Station. It kinda undermines the whole "oh the neighbors are just kooks" when the conspiracy is right. Child slavery in coltan mining is also a real issue and that further muddies the bit.
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 3h
Seems like even 1991 had more polygons than that
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 30/09/2026
a Dragon Ball esque logo reads "CHILE CON CARNE" against a backdrop of a solar flare
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 28/09/2026
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 22/09/2026
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
The Halo menu screen running on an iMac G5
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 13/09/2026
If you'd like to help Variety improve their journalistic standards, they have a helpful tip line! variety.com/tips
My tip is that you should not be violating every basic standard of journalistic standards even on the pages of an entertainment magazine.

You give over 3 full paragraphs in this interview with Lilly Wachowski to a closing response from Neil Blair, without ever actually disclosing that he is J.K. Rowling's personal literary agent.

https://variety.com/2026/tv/features/lilly-wachowski-jk-rowling-harry-potter-trans-the-matrix-1236858104/

Even aside the fact that giving last word against a trans woman to the personal representative of one of the most infamous anti-trans campaigners in the entire world is an incredible act of cowardice, in the context of being a UK agent the accusations of defamation constitute an actionable legal threat under UK libel laws, which you have allowed to be printed on your own pages, and all without disclosing the speaker's financial and personal ties to Ms. Rowling herself.

This is a shocking breach of ethics on so many levels, incredibly deceitful, but also directly doing harm to Variety's own editorial repuation. Many of the people I have seen react to this piece were under the impression that Blair was in some way a member of Variety's own editorial staff, as a consequence of your inadequate disclosure. As far as most readers seem to be concerned, you have published an interview and chosen to end it on a personal rant from a member of the editorial team defending a notorious transphobe.

I strongly advise you revise this piece immediately.
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 11/09/2026
my cat needs food and poop sand and i'm still a week and change from my first full paycheck help a kitty out ko-fi.com/acdanvers
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 11/09/2026
Hey uhh, what in the actual fuck?
article headline reads "What happens when you ask AI to rank Anti-Trans athletes"
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 04/09/2026
"You talk most like someone from Nevada — about 57% of your answers match a typical resident." Lol, swing and a miss. In fact in generally it just kinda guessed "somewhere west coast". All the top guesses had nearly equal confidence. I am the mystery woman as always.
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 04/09/2026
what the devil
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 30/08/2026
migrated back from wafrn i wish them luck, but the account had become unusable some interaction between the two meant i basically could not interact with either site on the account if anything's weird let me know. as proof of life, here's my cat. and some food.
a tortie cat cleaning her pawa bowl of lemon chicken over rice
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 17/07/2026
Just following the family traditions. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axel_Sp...
"In 1934, Springer joined the National Socialist Motorist Corps (Nationalsozialistisches Kraftfahrkorps, NSKK). [...] Contrary to their picture of a relatively "apolitical" motorist club, the NSKK was a paramilitary organisation,[19] implicated in the regime's racist policy of exclusion and discrimination (it screened its members for Aryan traits) and in the anti-semitic pogroms of 1938."
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 24/06/2026
mummy is having a panic attack so please help it's lunch time soon in two hours and i'm worried i'll miss it
a pretty baby tortie kitty
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 22/06/2026
i am fucking begging developers to stop doing this shit. at least owlcat were kind enough to let us turn the useless shite off
a screenshot of an announcement post from Owlcat about adding another fucking launcher to Rogue Trader
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 21/06/2026
still no answer after all these years
a screenshot of a bsky search for "why do all these leftists hate the poor"

it returned no results
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 21/06/2026
Balzac: "It was Woman" Barthes: "What gender was it? The world may never know"
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 18/06/2026
she can be ur angel or ur devil
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 18/06/2026
well, this probably would've been a top #5 score but it seems the leaderboards are not actually behaving tonight so it didn't register. #5
score screen from Dead as Disco: 317,338 on "Untitled Mixtape" infinite
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 01/06/2026
I am broke, disabled, and trans. Celebrate Pride Month by keeping your local queer author and her cat from being homeless by the end of it, and donate to our Ko-Fi Goal. ko-fi.com/acdanvers/goal?g=2 #crowdfunding #mutual-aid
a very gorgeous tortie cat who needs your help and won't stop blocking my keyboard until you do
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 30/05/2026
So apparently @duckduckgo.com has responded to the increasing deluge of AI slop in their results by ... preventing you from blocking them. We desperately need a search engine that actually fucking works.
Screenshot from DuckDuckGo reads:

Cannot Block Site

You can only block up to 5 sites. To block grokipedia.com, you'll need to unblock another site first. Learn more

Manage sites you've blocked
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 07/01/2026
this description redacted for security reasons
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 06/01/2026
hate to quote this but it keeps coming up relevant time and again
    Panel 1

{Mario is stood facing Goomba on the first level of Super Mario Bros. Battle menu located at top of panel.}

    Panel 2

{Scene change. Tycho and Gabe are sat on the couch. Gabe is holding the controller.}
Tycho: So, it just plays itself?
Gabe: Yes. The game is masturbating.
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 05/01/2026
it do be like that
comic: a black and white rabbit lines up on the starting line and takes off, only to immediately crash their head into a banner reading "2026". scene ends with them bloodied on the ground.

source: https://www.bunicomic.com/comic/buni-1938/
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 30/12/2025
Manufactured stories like this are why they're jamming pointless Bullshit Machine anti-features into literally everything. It's easy to claim a 100% adoption rate in the hundreds of millions if, say, Microsoft just forces Copilot on every single Windows user. This is why you should switch to Linux
A screenshot of a bogus NYT story claiming an absurdly massive and rapid adoption rate for ChatGPT of nearly 800 million users in 2 years, compared to 13 to reach the same point with "Internet", and even implying mobile phones capped out at under 200 million after the same timespan
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 30/12/2025
repost this to the very old and people who hate hard drive manufacturers
A picture of a silicon wafer
The wafer itself is mounted on a tiny blue plaque labeled "IBM 4 MEG"
but image has been captioned 'IBM "Gazelle" 4-Mebibit DRAM chip #computer'
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 24/12/2025
When you go entirely too hard on the prep for your Star Trek PC and suddenly you have a full gpose model and 2,000 words of fiction. blog.redpanda.fun/blog/crew-biograp…
A rear view of the woman, to reveal a long tail adorned with jewelryThe same woman, now in wider angle to show her full body, including long digitigrade legs with hoovesA red-skinned woman with horns in a Starfleet ops uniform
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 22/12/2025
i'm not sure what i expected from creature commandos but "the most traumatizing shit i've ever seen" was not on the list this bitch tho
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 20/12/2025
So apparently Popeye's aren't content being the better chicken, they also want in on the homophobia too.
a promo ad for a Popeye's collab with Five Nights at Freddy's 2
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 20/12/2025
No matter how much you yell at me, you can not manufacture my consent to my own genocide. I will go to my grave screaming all your names with every ounce of hate I have in me.
Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
@nora.zone
someone threw a little tantrum about this in my mentions earlier and im still kind of annoyed at how entitled people are to demand i stop sincerely expressing my feelings about a political party that is explicitly collaborating with fascists because i will suppress voter turnout by not shutting up

if democrats think trans people's lives are worth sacrificing then i don't think they get to whine about losing their votes too
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 20/12/2025
I have plamo of both of these in my display case.
a miniature plastic model of a Sega Saturn with controllera miniature plastic model of a Sony Playstation with controller
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 18/12/2025
This adorable and somewhat sassy cat needs food and poo sand. You can help provide her with those things by giving her longsuffering owner some money. If you don't, she will be very disappointed in you, and may wake you up at an ungodly hour in the morning. ko-fi.com/acdanvers #cat
A tortoiseshell cat rests on a desk, gazing into the middle distance with disapproving eyes
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 13/12/2025
#RandomGameSaturday ? well, I finally beat it just the other day, so how about Vegas Stakes, for Game Boy? The ending for this one actually has a unique twist at the end, which I am definitely not posting because I don't want to spoil it, and not at all because the pic came out super blurry.
a Game Boy cartridge for Vegas StakesThe win screen of Vegas Stakes; a flashing neon sign that says "Congratulations! Over 10 million dollars!"
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 29/11/2025
The other half of the stock went into this tasty ramen, with the other chicken breast, some mini chicken dumplings, and green onion
a bowl of ramen noodles with chicken and dumplings
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 28/11/2025
The fruits of my labors: 2 whole cups of that stock plus all the meat I could salvage from the carcass, plus the breasts, got turned into a stuffing casserole.
a plate of thanksgiving dinner: chicken breast, stuffing, baked potato, cranberry sauce, with gravy
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 27/11/2025
Costco rotisserie chicken carcass, broken up into smaller chunks and boiled for 2 hrs with a handful of dried herbs and spices. Best chicken stock I've made yet. Just add salt. "Bare simmer" my ass, cook your fucking broth. You ever try to make coffee with "barely simmering" water? I thought not.
a steaming pot of chicken broth, of a murky yellow creamy color with various bits of chicken and bones seen peeking through the liquid
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 16/11/2025
Tumblr post from sapphling:

does anyone know if we've epically defeated fascism by ironically emasculating its figureheads yet
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 15/11/2025
y'all fall for the deflection every time, it's just sad
the eric andre meme
frame 1: "fascism" guns down "queer and brown people"
frame 2: "why would the gays do this?"
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 15/11/2025
"Mindfulness" has become the new emblem of corporate victim blaming. Across every spectrum, including apparently, chronic illness, it's just a buzzword for "your pain and suffering is your fault." app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/bdfa99…
A behavioral trial at Columbia University (LONG-CALM) is assessing a vague “mindfulness intervention” for Long COVID. The clinicaltrials.gov page states that participants will view a series of recorded “mindfulness sessions” which were “created by the study team” for eight weeks. The study aims to enroll 400 participants, who will also complete surveys about their symptoms. Mindfulness has been heavily criticized as a treatment for Long COVID by leading researchers and people with the disease. While it can help reduce stress, it has been weaponized against people with chronic illnesses and taken research funding away from trials assessing potential root causes, including immune dysregulation, viral persistence, reactivated viruses, and more.
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 15/11/2025
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 14/11/2025
who's up for iflop?
a screenshot from american truck simulator, depicting an intersection visible through the dashboard of a truck, and the sign for a nearby "IFLOP Restaurant"
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 13/11/2025
I believe the world needs a detective who looks like this, who gets in uncomfortable situations involving personal drama and tangible manifestations of her clients' delusions and emotional problems, and is also a lesbian
a tall red-haired woman with a mullet/side-shave cut, in a long tan trenchcoat
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 12/11/2025
Babies enter this world screaming, their souls returned from the great beyond where the true old gods lie, and spend their first years crying mad. Only after years of care do they begin to feel safe again and slowly block out their memory of the dark masters behind t... see complete post
"Babies are born worshipping unknown gods" - Dwarf Fortress, Bug report #13172
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 12/11/2025
it's the Pingviini!
a picture of the wrapper from the Finnish Pingviini brand ice cream bar, whose blue penguin logo resembles the mascot in the quoted skeet
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 12/11/2025
there are many reasons to condemn obama as a fraud and a monster, ask anyone in the middle east but for me it will be his administration's total failure to act on a clear political and popular mandate to finally fix healthcare in this country, and instead cave to fasc... see complete post
"fart"@jonhendren.com
1 day ago
they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 08/11/2025
so let me get this straight porn is too unsafe to accept because it causes too many credit card disputes but we will hand credit card disputes over to an unaccountable magic box and charge you 30% for the privilege
Hello, 	
  
We’re excited to share that you’ll get early access to Smart Disputes starting December 2025. We’ll automatically enable this new product on your account [REDACTED]. Smart Disputes will help you save time managing eligible disputes on card transactions and recover revenue - with no action needed from you. 	
  
Benefits to you 
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How it works 
We’ll notify you when you receive an eligible dispute on a card transaction and automatically compile evidence for you. If you don’t take action before the dispute deadline, Stripe will automatically submit this evidence on your behalf. You can always choose to accept the dispute or counter it manually before the deadline. 	
 
Only pay when you win 
If you win a dispute using Smart Disputes, you’ll pay 30% of the recovered disputed amount. If you don’t win, then no fees for Smart Disputes apply. The fee for receiving a dispute still applies to all disputes, including ones countered with Smart Disputes. 	
 
How to turn off auto-submission 
If you don’t want to use Smart Disputes, then you can turn off auto-submission in your Dashboard. If you opt out, you can still manually submit evidence generated by Smart Disputes once it is enabled for your account. 	
 
Questions? Please visit our support site—we’re here to help. 	
 
— The Stripe team
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 04/11/2025
BREAKING: The Lich King, Arthas Menethil, awakes from his Frozen Throne to endorse Andrew Cuomo.
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 03/11/2025
meet the new grift, same as the old grift
Updating how Meta personalizes experiences
 
Hi Annaia, 
 
On December 16, 2025, we’re making changes to our Privacy Policy. Here are some details. 
 
Personalizing your experiences 
 
We’ll start using your interactions with AIs to personalize your experiences and ads. 
 
What this means 
 
Personalizing your experiences includes suggesting content like posts that you may find interesting and reels to watch. It also includes showing ads that are more relevant to you. 
 
Thanks,
Meta Privacy
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 01/11/2025
these people are such weiners, man i hope y'all enjoy it there, 'cause it's only gonna get worse the Nazi pivot is just around the corner
A post from: 
Paul Frazee
‪@pfrazee.com‬
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict

A screenshot of a tweet is attached:
Alex Blechman
@alexblechman

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 29/10/2025
The Arby's we have at home: Onion roll, with a packet of cheap Buddig sliced beef, American cheese, and Arby's sauce, wrapped in foil and warmed in the air fryer for the last bit of the cooking time of some lovely roast potatoes. Close enough, and those roasties beat cold curly fries for sure.
A roast beef sandwich with cheese and a side of roast potatoes
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This Panda Eats Pumpkins @annie.redpanda.fun · 26/10/2025
My costumes for the @jocat.net costume contest: Goro Meowjima, and Kazuma Kirmew! #ffxiv #gpose
A dark haired catgirl dressed up as Goro Majima from YakuzaA dark haired catgirl dressed up as Kazuma Kiryu from Yakuza
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