Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026OK, I'm reasonably sure I'm being targeted by a literary agent who is AI but I am trying to figure out the endgame. They've immediately requested copies my works in progress, which is a hard no, but maybe that's the goal? Take even more of my work before it comes out? BLEAK 100
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Holy shirtballs, the secret project very few of you know about just became exponentially awesome with the participation of one single collaborator, i mean i love all of my collaborators equally but this one makes whole projects better, may as well just hand us all Bookers now 030
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026sorry but using every utensil in the house for every meal i prepare is how i feel alive 140
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"super" intelligence, you say? [dead from laughter] 030
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My opinion on beef tallow potato chips is that you only have to eat two of them before you are full, which kills all the joy associated with potato chips. 001
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I see Chicago has learned absolutely nothing about privatizing parking meters, jebus 000
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was just mistakenly sent royalty statements for a novel that was literally *everywhere* during the year my memoir came out and, uh, it seems like being *everywhere* does not amount to much in sales figures. Good luck everyone. 000
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"GREETINGS!!! I want to begin with one question: How would you feel seeing your book featured in the same 2027 international magazine issue carrying editorial coverage on personalities and literary figures such as Donald Trump, Melania Trump—" [deletes email with extreme prejudice] 000
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026why can't tubi just show all the wnba games 020
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think one of the understudied affects of the rise of ai is how quickly we are driven to anger when forced to navigate it. I personally have never gotten more than two exchanges in before I'm inventing new swears for it and I totally admit the logs read like I am mentally unwell. 010
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm working on this massive editorial project right now that is the most perfect fit to my expertise that I can fact check by looking in old journals. 110
Reposted by Anne Elizabeth Moorepmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Winsor McCay, from the comic strip“Dream of the Rarebit Fiend” New York Herald, 1913. 445189
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When I tell New Yorkers about Claudio they think I'm making him up. SUCK IT NEW YORK 130
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't gave a shit about iced coffee but it's sort of an ada problem for anyone to tell you when you can and can't take a drink. 120
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm at the Toyota dealership getting my vehicle serviced, but they have—disastrously—run out of cookies. :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( 000
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Reversing my disapproval of AI since some dumb bot misidentified Tinkertown Provisions as a snack storefront and sent me a HUGE box of samples 100
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Well lookit that. I have correctly predicted first frost up here in the mountains and brought in my geraniums (gerania) in advance. Achievement unlocked, etc., etc., but we must also note that this is about a FULL MONTH earlier than last year's first frost. 020
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I got a voice message from a guy at a hot-sauce event a few weeks who bought two of my sauces and apparently loved them. He was calling because her wrote this elaborate FB post about my hot sauce and was trying to tag me. He wanted me to call him back with my FB page. 110
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026First butternut squash soup of the season! Unfortunately I have forgotten what butternut squash is supposed to taste like. 120
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Amazing. I got enough sleep last night after 3 weeks of intense insomnia and now, four and a half hours after rising, my house is clean. 000
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh dang the ai book bots are getting sloppy. In an email detailing the problem with my amazon rankings for SWEET LITTLE CUNT I received this note: 000
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026actually what i need is a shazam for the houseplants in international films 010
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Good news! My new nabe George Saunders is a hot-sauce fan :) 010
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Of all the unhinged health insurance BS I'm faced with these days the one that sends me spiralling most immediately is the inability of my pharmacist to track and refill online refill orders. 100
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026hey just fyi Tinkertown Provisions dot Com is having a 4-for-3 sauce sale on seasonal sauces with coupon code END OF SEASON. I'm trying to bring back fall fave GOO with limited storage space but you can help by picking up BLOOD, RAIN, SEA SPARKLE and SUN. ok much appreciated thanks 010
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Wow. I just burst into tears. I'm overtired too but wow. 010
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am once again watching some bananas-ass ghost hunting show on the teevee at the hotel room and these guys CANNOT stop asking the various ghosts that are threatening to murder them what their name is. 110
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh, I know a lotta folks who are going to *loooove* this 020
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tinkertown Provisions is heading out to the Bowers Chili Pepper Festival for the weekend, so expect a lot of stories about nearly-blind 90+ grammas demanding the hottest of hot sauces (my favorite clientele). 020
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I was actually just yesterday thinking "Well I guess it's time to figure out this Elizabeth Holmes business!" and then I saw the Fielder/Holmes interview clip a few hours later. 100
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 06/09/2026So I am back to normal reality and no longer at the NY State Fair which is good because there are less confused assholes here but also bad because fewer baked potato stands 000
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Visitor to my table at the NYSF booth yesterday complained that I didn't make sauces worthy of his palate because he "has friends who grow their own ghost peppers." 110
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 04/09/2026After 6 years as a resident of this state I am coming to some peace with the "I <3 NY" logo. 000
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026back on my bullshit (gathering together the world's greatest femme, trans, and nonbinary cartoonists for a variety of shenanigans) 020
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"This file better not have any viruses!" I say sternly and aloud, as I press the "download anyway" button. 000
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I just remembered that at my K-12 grade school, which held weekly assemblies during which the entire school did sing-a-longs, we regularly sang "9 to 5" (once it came out), right alongside the entire Woody Guthrie and Simon & Garfunkle songbooks. 121
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Oh devastating. Dolly was just so much fun. I didn't get her thing at all when I was a kid and then, sometime in 1993, I started wearing wigs. Like I suddenly realized that you could just be bigger and weirder and more, for no reason. Grasping even later that she was also fucking rad is extra. <3 071
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026OK. Just lost my teaching post because travel support for faculty has been eliminated. 220
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 24/08/2026At least the Liberty will be in the playoffs! 010
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I cannot believe this Enes Kanter shit. What an absolute douche. 020
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The AI-bots have gone too far. Now they're writing to tell me to support indie books. Bitch, I live in near-poverty and grow my own goddamn food to support indie books. Do not come at me with this shit because I will watch you die. 031
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Getting super tired of wearing an assistive device and having people ask what's wrong (chronic degenerative disease) and then wearing it again months later and having them ask AGAIN 120
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 19/08/2026am I outing myself as a get off my lawn crank when i complain that no one has made anything good in the last five years? 010
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Well the new HBOmax streaming series Normal is predictable weird on the topic of: Minnesota 100
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 16/08/2026yesterday i met an aggro guy at a hot-sauce event who wanted only the hottest sauce and this can go one of two ways: I let him have it and he's mad there's not enough heat or i let him have it and he actually tastes it, and this guy followed the first path 120
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 16/08/2026well the guy that presents himself as an irl vampire and reviews snack foods has found me, let's see how this goes 010
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Definitely just conducted some very serious hot sauce business at the town dump, where you may recall I met my best friend about a year ago. 020
Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 14/08/2026So AI has generated a mess of statements about one of my medications not in any way having a side effect that it very much does have. No one here is surprised by this, I know, but my dermatologist absolutely was. 100