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Anne Elizabeth Moore

@anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social
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Eisner-winning, Lambda-nominated author of BODY HORROR, GENTRIFIER, SWEET LITTLE CUNT, and UNMARKETABLE and host of the true-crime audio series MY INEVITABLE MURDER. Runs a feminist hot sauce concern for "fun."

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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OK, I'm reasonably sure I'm being targeted by a literary agent who is AI but I am trying to figure out the endgame. They've immediately requested copies my works in progress, which is a hard no, but maybe that's the goal? Take even more of my work before it comes out? BLEAK
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shirtballs, the secret project very few of you know about just became exponentially awesome with the participation of one single collaborator, i mean i love all of my collaborators equally but this one makes whole projects better, may as well just hand us all Bookers now
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sorry but using every utensil in the house for every meal i prepare is how i feel alive
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"super" intelligence, you say? [dead from laughter]
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My opinion on beef tallow potato chips is that you only have to eat two of them before you are full, which kills all the joy associated with potato chips.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see Chicago has learned absolutely nothing about privatizing parking meters, jebus
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was just mistakenly sent royalty statements for a novel that was literally *everywhere* during the year my memoir came out and, uh, it seems like being *everywhere* does not amount to much in sales figures. Good luck everyone.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"GREETINGS!!! I want to begin with one question: How would you feel seeing your book featured in the same 2027 international magazine issue carrying editorial coverage on personalities and literary figures such as Donald Trump, Melania Trump—" [deletes email with extreme prejudice]
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why can't tubi just show all the wnba games
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FROM HER PARENTS <3 <3 <3 <3
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think one of the understudied affects of the rise of ai is how quickly we are driven to anger when forced to navigate it. I personally have never gotten more than two exchanges in before I'm inventing new swears for it and I totally admit the logs read like I am mentally unwell.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm working on this massive editorial project right now that is the most perfect fit to my expertise that I can fact check by looking in old journals.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Winsor McCay, from the comic strip“Dream of the Rarebit Fiend” New York Herald, 1913.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I tell New Yorkers about Claudio they think I'm making him up. SUCK IT NEW YORK
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't gave a shit about iced coffee but it's sort of an ada problem for anyone to tell you when you can and can't take a drink.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm at the Toyota dealership getting my vehicle serviced, but they have—disastrously—run out of cookies. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reversing my disapproval of AI since some dumb bot misidentified Tinkertown Provisions as a snack storefront and sent me a HUGE box of samples
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well lookit that. I have correctly predicted first frost up here in the mountains and brought in my geraniums (gerania) in advance. Achievement unlocked, etc., etc., but we must also note that this is about a FULL MONTH earlier than last year's first frost.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got a voice message from a guy at a hot-sauce event a few weeks who bought two of my sauces and apparently loved them. He was calling because her wrote this elaborate FB post about my hot sauce and was trying to tag me. He wanted me to call him back with my FB page.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First butternut squash soup of the season! Unfortunately I have forgotten what butternut squash is supposed to taste like.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Amazing. I got enough sleep last night after 3 weeks of intense insomnia and now, four and a half hours after rising, my house is clean.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh dang the ai book bots are getting sloppy. In an email detailing the problem with my amazon rankings for SWEET LITTLE CUNT I received this note:
Problem 2: A+ Content
[NEEDS RESEARCH: confirm whether A+ Content is present on the detail page. The listing shows From the Author and Review sections, which suggests some A+ style content may exist, but the modules cannot be confirmed from the scrape.]
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
actually what i need is a shazam for the houseplants in international films
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good news! My new nabe George Saunders is a hot-sauce fan :)
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Of all the unhinged health insurance BS I'm faced with these days the one that sends me spiralling most immediately is the inability of my pharmacist to track and refill online refill orders.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hey just fyi Tinkertown Provisions dot Com is having a 4-for-3 sauce sale on seasonal sauces with coupon code END OF SEASON. I'm trying to bring back fall fave GOO with limited storage space but you can help by picking up BLOOD, RAIN, SEA SPARKLE and SUN. ok much appreciated thanks
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wow. I just burst into tears. I'm overtired too but wow.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am once again watching some bananas-ass ghost hunting show on the teevee at the hotel room and these guys CANNOT stop asking the various ghosts that are threatening to murder them what their name is.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh, I know a lotta folks who are going to *loooove* this
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hey this looks cool
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tinkertown Provisions is heading out to the Bowers Chili Pepper Festival for the weekend, so expect a lot of stories about nearly-blind 90+ grammas demanding the hottest of hot sauces (my favorite clientele).
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was actually just yesterday thinking "Well I guess it's time to figure out this Elizabeth Holmes business!" and then I saw the Fielder/Holmes interview clip a few hours later.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So I am back to normal reality and no longer at the NY State Fair which is good because there are less confused assholes here but also bad because fewer baked potato stands
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Visitor to my table at the NYSF booth yesterday complained that I didn't make sauces worthy of his palate because he "has friends who grow their own ghost peppers."
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
After 6 years as a resident of this state I am coming to some peace with the "I <3 NY" logo.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
back on my bullshit (gathering together the world's greatest femme, trans, and nonbinary cartoonists for a variety of shenanigans)
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"This file better not have any viruses!" I say sternly and aloud, as I press the "download anyway" button.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I just remembered that at my K-12 grade school, which held weekly assemblies during which the entire school did sing-a-longs, we regularly sang "9 to 5" (once it came out), right alongside the entire Woody Guthrie and Simon & Garfunkle songbooks.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh devastating. Dolly was just so much fun. I didn't get her thing at all when I was a kid and then, sometime in 1993, I started wearing wigs. Like I suddenly realized that you could just be bigger and weirder and more, for no reason. Grasping even later that she was also fucking rad is extra. <3
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
OK. Just lost my teaching post because travel support for faculty has been eliminated.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
At least the Liberty will be in the playoffs!
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I cannot believe this Enes Kanter shit. What an absolute douche.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The AI-bots have gone too far. Now they're writing to tell me to support indie books. Bitch, I live in near-poverty and grow my own goddamn food to support indie books. Do not come at me with this shit because I will watch you die.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Getting super tired of wearing an assistive device and having people ask what's wrong (chronic degenerative disease) and then wearing it again months later and having them ask AGAIN
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
am I outing myself as a get off my lawn crank when i complain that no one has made anything good in the last five years?
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well the new HBOmax streaming series Normal is predictable weird on the topic of: Minnesota
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
yesterday i met an aggro guy at a hot-sauce event who wanted only the hottest sauce and this can go one of two ways: I let him have it and he's mad there's not enough heat or i let him have it and he actually tastes it, and this guy followed the first path
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
well the guy that presents himself as an irl vampire and reviews snack foods has found me, let's see how this goes
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Definitely just conducted some very serious hot sauce business at the town dump, where you may recall I met my best friend about a year ago.
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Anne Elizabeth Moore @anneelizabethmoore.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So AI has generated a mess of statements about one of my medications not in any way having a side effect that it very much does have. No one here is surprised by this, I know, but my dermatologist absolutely was.
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