junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 10/06/2025old guy at the bagel shop called me “honey” when he greeted me and “sweetie” when he he took my order. then, after i asked for my coffee black, he called me “mommy” TWICE 1110
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 10/06/2025so here i am, at Quest, cash in hand, and they are suddenly insisting that “we cannot sell you any blood, for any reason, sir” and demanding that i leave 050
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 10/06/2025sure i’ve spent an embarrassing amount of my money going to nearly 150 shows and of my time listening to thousands of hours of archival recordings, but i’m sorry i absolutely draw the line at a phish podcast 🙅♀️ #notevenonce 150
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 10/06/2025i really loved him in Dirty Hairy, but my all-time favorite has to be A Doll Full of Fisters 061
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 22/05/2025it’s called a ball-peen hammer bc that’s what i will resort to if they take my hrt away 082
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 08/05/2025so does becoming a foreign monarch impact the pope’s US citizenship??? 190
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Look at my pope Dawgggggg I’m going to hell 😫🤯🤣 080
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2025telling the laser tech to leave my moustache so i blend in with the other italian women 080
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2025call me Speed Trap the way i’m always clocking these bitches 150
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 02/05/2025the pharisees heard there was a guy claiming to be the son of god and were like “oh gee, sus” 0101
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 25/04/2025absolutely queening out with the buds and the blossoms 070
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 17/04/2025freak in the sheets freak in the streets freak at my day job freak on a leash 060
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 12/04/2025posting previews from your fansite on bsky, call that engagement ‘bate 030
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 09/04/2025getting eaten from the back and the front at the same time would fix me 160
Reposted by junie jenkinsjunie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 10/03/2025i’m like if mary magdalene had a penis 4151
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 09/04/2025i dreamt i was back at summer sleepaway camp, boy scout camp. the way it always was. but i was different—properly embodied as a girl. doing all the boy scout camp things. with all the social weirdness and ostracization that had always dogged & discomforted me. but recontextualized it all made sense. 050
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 28/02/2025youtu.beStrawberry Switchblade - Jolene (Bliss, 6th Sept 85)YouTube video by OrsonTheMagnificent 030
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 26/02/2025why is everyone always hating on drinking koolaid that stuff is actually pretty tasty 1170
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 26/02/2025moaning when she kisses on my androgynous zones 1202
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 23/02/2025were you a paint your nails black egg or a paint your nails pink egg? 7220
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 19/02/2025phish at forest hills sounds like fucking nightmare 160
Reposted by junie jenkinsFoxxie La Lune✨ @badfoxxie.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I’m just a macross girl in a gundam world. 1111
Reposted by junie jenkinsrobin uwu :3 @robinmayuwu.online · 18/02/2025Minions meme that says “mark david Chapman said imagine no John Lennon hahaha” 041
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 14/02/2025bottom who eats a giant pork burrito for lunch on valentines day 0110
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 14/02/2025does anyone know if we have to make our own pink triangle patches or will they be issued to us ?? 080
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 13/02/2025not to be be confused with cossleeping, which is when you dress up like your favorite character and take a nap 040
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 13/02/2025remembering i have a juicy ass and perky lil tits now :) 2213
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 13/02/2025🎶wake up to find out that you have the thighs of a girl 🎶the ass has its peach shape, its hole bleached and thongs of its own 060
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 12/02/2025turns out my consumer affectations are not actually personality traits :( 2101
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 11/02/2025One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small 441779
junie jenkins @anne-hedonic.bsky.social · 11/02/2025idk what is going on, it is 10 am Tuesday and so far this week i have received, from customers at work: -handmade artisanal french soaps -a dozen fresh laid eggs -flowers! 2170