anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 17/06/2026i vote that all the world cup tourists that are having a blast here in america just stay here. don’t fly back. i love illegal immigration. get in here, girl. 090
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 02/05/2026pocahontas live action, but the setting is 90 day fiance the other way 060
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 26/04/2026never brag about a man bc it activates their spidey senses & tells them it’s time to embarrass you 180
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 24/04/2026figured i needed attention so instead of running a marathon, i forced southern california drivers to park their cars on the 110 at 3am. 🥰 020
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 22/04/2026no such thing as a retired crashout bc every now & then, my cookie monster pajamas start calling to me like the green goblin mask 180
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 16/04/2026an employer did a background check on me & i don’t know why i got nervous that i secretly committed heinous crimes that i wasn’t aware of. 💀 060
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 12/04/2026this bieber coachella set is giving me war flashbacks from every man i dated in my 20’s that lived on youtube 😭 “hAve yOu sEen tHiS yOUtuBe viDeO?” 2162
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 11/04/2026must suck to be those astronauts coming back to earth. i’d imagine it feels like turning yourself in. 😭 0110
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 09/04/2026a man complimented my jacket. i said thank you & then he followed me 🥰🥰🥰🥰 280
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 02/04/2026texting my exes this april fool’s day & saying, “i miss you” & when they respond, answering with, “oops wrong chat.” 020
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 02/04/2026everyday is april fool’s day when ur attracted to men 031
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 01/04/2026i stg if you prank me today, i’m going to jail. nothing’s funny rn. 😭 080
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 01/04/2026switched to only eating whole foods. i’m not playing. i’m trying to be so fine this summer so i can ignore all my messages. 030
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 29/03/2026the worst thing to happen to tiktok is the fact that everyone & their mama started becoming sales reps for the sake of commission. like why are you selling everything under the sun 😭 130
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 28/03/2026don’t think of it as friendzoning. think of it as redshirting. 1101
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 26/03/2026i love cleaning my apartment & then calling it crime scene ready bc i’d haunt you all from the afterlife if the cops came to photograph my apartment & i looked like i was musty 😭😭😭 020
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 25/03/2026started lifting & eating like a gym bro again. unfortunately the gym bros are right. this shit does in fact feel good. 😭 2130
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 25/03/2026men will traumatize you in the most diabolical ways & then send you an instagram reel 030
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 25/03/2026hot pilates life hack: live on the west side & do it in your apartment that doesn’t have a/c. 040
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 25/03/2026i tried to watch hamnet but paul mescal’s iphone face was taking me out of it 😂 000
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 24/03/2026“wHy iSn’T tHis oN tHe nEwS?” babe, it is. it’s just not on your tiktok algorithm pls find other sources of news 😭 050
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 24/03/2026when i was 5, i got chased by an ostrich bc my kindergarten class had a field trip to a place called bunny hop ranch & the person taking care of the animals pointed me out & said, “wanna come in and pet him?” then i got chased by an ostrich & the employee was screaming while trying to get me out 💀 041
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 24/03/2026i’m so deeply unmotivated by life rn. everything is so expensive. our government is on some bullshit every waking moment. the job market is ass. there’s like nothing to look forward to. 0100
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 23/03/2026did anyone ever solve the mystery behind why so many men had pics holding fish on their dating app profiles 010
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 22/03/2026came to the realization that my dog is a white boy. pls respect my privacy at this time. 180
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 20/03/2026thinking about the time when my uncle borrowed bieber’s sprinter for my grandma’s funeral & we were all sobbing in a purple interior with neon lights. 💀💀💀 020
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 19/03/2026why is it corny when someone wears designer sneakers? like chanel sneakers are so ugly & corny 😂 150
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 18/03/2026remember when grown adults thought they were cool because they “owned” a jpeg of a cartoon ape? 2162
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 18/03/2026thinking about the time when i told a coworker, “nice sweater, dork. did your mom make it?” and she actually did. 😭😭😭😭😭 161
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 17/03/2026thinking about a time when my nba fandom was an issue for a man i was dating & i audibly laughed in his face because he said, “i’m not competing with luka doncic.” 😭😭😭😭😭 2262
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 17/03/2026it’s genuinely concerning (& also triggering for someone that’s had an ED) to get so many weight loss ads. 😭 040
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 17/03/2026think of the worst person you know. they made a zine didn’t they 020
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 16/03/2026being an A list actor in hollywood is legit just rich people playing professional make believe 070
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 15/03/2026my current fixation is roasted asparagus. i’ve consumed maybe 2 lbs in the past week 😂 0110
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 14/03/2026there’s a girl at the end of the hall that makes the building smell like a chinese restaurant all the time & i wanna be friends with her so bad so we can trade food 😂 170
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 13/03/2026every now & then i have a typo that says, “ong” instead of “omg.” & i hope the person reading my message doesn’t think i’m saying, “on god.” 🥲😭🥲 140
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 13/03/2026thinking about my neighborhood fruit man that kisses me on the forehead whenever i see him someone’s tio is out here kissing customers on the forehead 😭😭😭 030
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 12/03/2026gas so expensive that when i’m sitting in traffic i wanna cry bc it feels like i’m lighting money on fire 😭 020
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 12/03/2026made dinner for the fam tonight lemon roasted chicken, roasted asparagus with crispy capers & leeks, & mashed potatoes 070
Reposted by anna melissa 🍒✨Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026They were triple teaming him in the backcourt man 💀💀 01218
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 11/03/2026you ever get extremely sad watching dinosaur documentaries? like imagine how pretty earth was before we had shit like lockheed martin & AI 080
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 11/03/2026do you really live in la if you haven’t had to walk through someone filming a dancing tiktok in the middle of erewhon 150
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 10/03/2026it’s unfortunate that the first few days of daylight savings has me fighting for my life bc i lost an hour. but i have the will to live again 😭 040
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 09/03/2026vietnamese coffee will have you updating your resume 0140
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 08/03/2026happy international women’s day to everyone except the women that raised my exes. y’all deserve jail time 🩷 081
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 08/03/2026i wonder if during eras where there’s a lot of unrest, if there’s an increase in number of women that get bangs 141
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 07/03/2026ngl sometimes i envy married people. not bc i wanna be married but bc there’s added security in a dual income household 🥲 230
anna melissa 🍒✨ @annamelissa.bsky.social · 06/03/2026i spend an incredible amount of time thinking about what life would be like if we all just lived on pangea 😂 040