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Anna Mac

@annamcanallen.com
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Flute, podcasts, and improv: the least threatening triple threat you could ever encounter Sporadic nonsense at annamcanallen.com Scheduled nonsense at patreon.com/jumpthetrack

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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 21/01/2026
Instead of a poster, here's a very badly edited trailer lmao
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 20/01/2026
New James Cameron & Jake Sully @cbbworld.bsky.social ep means it's time for a new Avatar poster! Although tragically Avatar 5: Never Say Na'vi Again won't be made because Fire & Ash was a flop 😭
Photoshopped version of the James Bond "Never Say Never Again" poster with Jake Sully as James Bond and a gigantic list of characters in the film from Comedy Bang! Bang! episode 949
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 22/08/2025
Feeling so cutting-edge rn, who needs chat gpt when you can play late 90s CD-ROM games? Gimmie that Wishbone and the Amazing Odyssey, stat!
Loading screen of Windows 98 installer that proclaims how cutting-edge it is
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 31/07/2025
Had to rewind for a screenshot, what's going on with this font? Did they use Marker Felt(?) because it was restricted parking for Weird Al, or is the airport just that whimsical? #nakedgun88 #nakedgun
Frank and Ed in Police Squad! walking past a jolly "restricted parking" sign at the airport
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 24/07/2025
One of the @cbbworld.bsky.social discord freaks requested a College Town Golden Girls photoshop, so I made this (admittedly cursed) fan art of the crew as their chosen Golden Girl I apologize to everyone's eyeballs ❤️ConstJonst
The Golden Girls with their Emmys photoshopped to have College Town faces: Blanche is Brett Morris, Sophia is Julie Brister, Dorothy is Seth Morris, and Rose is Erin Whitehead
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 09/07/2025
Also here's some pngs if you wanna have some cane toad/caine toad discord emojis like us cool kids on the #AndyDalyPodcastProject server!
cane toadcane toad with a cowboy hatcaine toad (michael caine's face on a cane toad)
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 09/07/2025
One of those days where all you wanna do is photoshop a cane toad onto a movie poster
Poster for "The Caine Mutiny" with Humphrey Bogart replaced by a cane toad and the tagline changed to "big as a toad!"
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 25/06/2025
Spider season and construction season have merged. No I did not knock their webs down, they did that in only half an hour so I’m equally proud of their industriousness and terrified to anger them (there’s at least 3 more of the same spiders out of frame) Spoilered for folks who don’t wanna see
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 13/06/2025
You know I had to immediately start working on a Spraguemobile the moment it was mentioned on today's #ScottHasntSeen 😂
blue range rover wearing a black cape that's blowing in the wind, with a Spraguemobile decal on the hood and SPRAGUEYBABY license plate
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 02/06/2025
THIS DOESN’T NARROW IT DOWN AT ALL, EPISODE DESCRIPTION-WRITER
Channel guide description of The Love Boat episode “A Time for Everything” that just says “Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.”
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 02/06/2025
Watching hummingbirds on the porch, dad says this one does this every time they refill the feeder. Gotta sample each one, they might taste different! *video is from a few days ago, that’s the only time i was fast enough to hit record lol
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 19/05/2025
Just when I think Toffee can’t possibly get any cuter 🥹
Torbie cat sitting on my crossed leg looking back at the camera like she’s a dang model or something, and while we’re at it how is it legal for her eyes to be the same shade as the grass in the background? This is dangerous levels of cute, she’s probably radioactive
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 01/05/2025
TFW even a character you made up can’t pronounce your name right 🤦‍♀️ There’s a new episode of Jump the Track out, find it on most podcast platforms! Is it an excuse to promote “Imaginary Exits” at R-ACT Productions more? Mayyyybe Is this post an excuse to make a May pun? Absolutely
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 19/04/2025
In case anyone wants to know the nonsense I get up to on a Friday night. Turns out the shootout at the end of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly lines up beautifully with Defying Gravity
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 12/04/2025
Me at the aquarium watching fish and helping kids find frogs
The most happy fish the tank has ever seen, just thrilled to be there watching the other fish
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 10/04/2025
Watching Four Weddings and a Funeral but ONLY this scene
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 10/04/2025
Got up to get a snack and this happened: Toffee intently watching Bonanza (S3E8), and it’s not even one with a lot of bird calls or anything. She’s just really invested in this stray man Little Joe adopted I guess 🤷‍♀️
Torbie cat sitting on the top of an office chair staring at a computer screen
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 07/04/2025
For this Wet Day (the best @cbbworld.bsky.social holiday) I plan on getting absolutely drenched and watching my two favorite tv shows about that blue liquid barbers use 🌊💈
Logo for Law & Order: Barbicide, produced by WETLogo for Barbicide: Life on the Street, which looks a lot like the Homicide: Life on the Street logo except it's blue instead of red
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 01/04/2025
If you're on the @cbbworld.bsky.social discord you might be aware every week-ish the mods do a random spin to pick a Discord Freak of the Week Anywho, we make a little video for each winner and I keep forgetting to share it, so here's this week's video! Love, ConstJonst ❤️
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 29/03/2025
I dunno folks, is this a weak attempt at spam or is ol' Boschswg Boschswg sending me an epic tale in teeny tiny pieces?
Email from Boschswg Boschswg (msn email address) that only says "From many manuscripts of Antiquity"
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 26/03/2025
Tonight in Pittsburgh, PA at Improv Smashup, come see some awesome improvisers and then find out who the heck this Belinda Incisor character is! Hint: if you’ve listened to my podcast, you’ve heard her before. Now with additional canon! ✨ #pghcomedy #improv #mysterydentist
Poster for Improv Smashup, featuring Pot Roast & Rats plus a jam and BYOT. Wednesday, March 26, 7:30-10 pm, 605 Morewood Ave. Special guest: Belinda Incisor
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 08/03/2025
Plus here’s Toffee checking out the Head of Light Entertainment screen while I was trying to put it together because what could be so important that I took over her card table?
Torbie cat ruthlessly barreling through the pieces of the gamemaster screen
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 08/03/2025
As promised several hours ago, here’s those sweet sweet Monty Python RPG pics Just when you thought my extracurriculars couldn’t get sillier: I have a sash now! And a dice catapult! Everything is beautiful and sturdy, like a fine larch Closeup pics are on my instagram, didn’t want to bombard here
Head of Light Entertainment sash, heads, and screen, coconut dice roller, merit and demerit tokens and bag, dice box, dice catapult, and meeples for the Monty Python RPGCloseup of the HoLE screen outside 1, featuring God and an on air signCloseup of the HoLE screen outside 2 where it shows who the current HoLE isCloseup of the HoLE screen outside 3, showing the number of complaints letters received
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 07/03/2025
Got a very exciting box in the mail today (it’s Monty Python day babyyyy!), and before it was even opened I had to fight Toffee for it. Pictured: the victor and her spoils 😼🏆 Thank you, @exaltedfuneral.bsky.social , for the GORGEOUS game and also this great cardboard box with crinkly paper!
Torbie cat flaunting that she conquered a new cardboard box
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 03/03/2025
Thank you, live photos, for capturing the most Toffee behavior of all Toffee behaviors. I guess she likes the rug added to her card table/bird watching platform lol
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 01/03/2025
This is Toffee, thoroughly ticked off at this ethernet cord taking up space on her naptop
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 28/02/2025
It’s opening night for “Up and Away” at R-ACT Productions! This play is amazing, absolutely one of the most special productions I’ve been a part of here ❤️🦸 #communitytheatre #beavercounty
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 21/02/2025
There has GOT to be a better abbreviation, surely you can customize how you show up on bank statements. All stress about signing up for the flute convention has been overshadowed by this silliness
A pending transaction for “the national flute ass”
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 18/02/2025
Here's the Avatar posters too
"Avatar" poster with the tagline "a bunch of people or creatures who stick their tails in each other's butts""Avatar: Way of Water" poster with the tagline "the same guys who are just swimming around""Avatar: Fire and Ash" poster with the tagline "everyone's on fire"
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 18/02/2025
Not gonna lie, these taglines are way better than the originals @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @connorratliff.bsky.social
"Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat" poster with the tagline "Train yourself to be terrified this Christmas""Titanic" poster with the tagline "If you like the first 3 letters, Kate Winslet's gonna show 'em""Titanic" poster with the tagline "you'll ship both of these characters""Titanic" poster with the tagline "not everybody likes to go down" and then an arrow pointing up at Jake Sully from Avatar saying "but this guy sure does"
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 14/02/2025
Got my favorite #StayFHomekins shirt, lipstick, and big dangly earrings. Y’allllll, them teams gonna get up to some improv at that Arcade tonight!
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 14/02/2025
3 pages down, 17 to go! If only I could figure out why spellcheck is trying to get me to use "there" or "their" in this sentence. I tried "they are" and it isn't flagged but "they're" is incorrect? I'm not saying I'm smarter than a computer, but I might have an exceptionally stupid spellcheck
"since they're tropical fish" with "they're" underlined by a faulty spellcheck
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 05/02/2025
Holy shit, I remember this!!! This was from the introductions channel on discord, I looked up the dates to make sure and it was indeed May 2022, it’s from the CBB tv show audio commentary lol
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 05/02/2025
Folks, what’s going on with duolingo? I restarted after a long break, but it wasn’t so long that I would’ve forgetten MY OWN NAME
Duolingo screenshot where you have to write “Hi, I’m Anna” in Italian and the prompt is “Ciao, sono ____”, as if my own name is a word I’d struggle to remember
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 04/02/2025
The thrilling conclusion: a loud car briefly woke her up and she decided to scooch over. What an exciting afternoon it has been here at the Torbie Tavern, which is what I’ve named my desk
Cat asleep curled up on a computer
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 04/02/2025
Things are getting precarious, but it’s too cute to cut her off (and the drop is only a few inches)
Bottle now close to falling off the desk shelf, cat even more zonked than before if possible
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 04/02/2025
Is this how to tell if your cat is Irish?
Torbie cat absolutely zonked, sleeping on a computer with her head pressed against a nearly empty bottle of whiskey
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 04/02/2025
I tried to resist but couldn't help myself lmao
Babybel cheese photoshopped to be a baby bell pepper
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 26/01/2025
There is no disdain like the disdain of a cat. I have never judged a couch as hard as Toffee is judging me right now
Torbie cat with extreme sideeyeTorbie cat turned to camera for maximum sneering
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 15/01/2025
Since they're over on the hellhole of facebook, you lovely people of bluesky can have the original I made in 2014. Remember folks, don't be a jagoff 🥂
Photoshop of the Bayer sign in Pittsburgh saying Don't Be A Jagoff
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 07/01/2025
Sometimes a shuffle ends up giving you advice Step 1: Turn on the radio, then turn it up Step 2: Get focused AF Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit Or maybe I'm just reading between the lines
Music queue that's "Turn On the Radio" by Reba McEntire, "Turn up the Radio" by Autograph, "Focused AF" from The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience, "Money, Money, Money" from Mamma Mia, and "Read Between the Lines" by Tom Cardy
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 06/01/2025
In this house? We nap HARD, snug as a bug in a rug 💤
Torbie cat absolutely zonked out, tucked in a plushy blanket with front paws sticking outSame torbie cat much later, now with one front leg out and head out of the blanket
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 02/01/2025
It took me a minute to realize this wasn't three in a row lol
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 01/01/2025
Spending new year's eve with these cutie patooties *Bill Cravy voice* Jealous! JEAAALOUUUS!!!
Blonde cat with blue eyes posting for the camera with black cat in the backgroundBlack cat and tabby cat sleeping side by side
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 24/12/2024
It took until 1:30 am but the coloring book for my little cousins is finally done! I am so so tired. All that's left to do is spell check when my brain cells are functioning again and then print & wrap it. Here's a sneak peek of my favorite page (the cat is Marshall, he's a sweetie)
Line art detective office with a ringing phone, a cat is sitting at the desk looking at the phone
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 23/12/2024
@cbbworld.bsky.social "I'm ribs" is the best part of the movie, Doctor Manhattan even sounds exactly like @pftompkins.bsky.social !
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 18/12/2024
It's been 2 days and I still can't stop giggling at "LLLEMON PFEIFFER!!!" Somebody send help, I'm seeing Lemon Pfeiffers everywhere
Lemon Pfeiffer. (photoshopped cover of Variety replacing Michelle Pfeiffer's face with a lemon)
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 14/12/2024
Two very fun things happening on Saturday in Pittsburgh: flute choir holiday concert at 11 am (also livestreamed on their insta) and then hop over to Arcade for the Penny Arcade improv show at 2 pm! Both events are great for all ages, and if you can't make it tomorrow they'll both be back in 2025 😄
Poster with a flute ensemble playing C, alto, and bass flute above concert information: Pittsburgh Flute Academy Flute Loops & The City Flutes Holiday Concert 2024. Sunday December 14, 11 am. First Trinity Lutheran Church, 535 N Neville Street, Pittsburgh, PA 15213. Free reception followingPenny Arcade flyer: a watch-and-play comedy show for kids. Great for kids ages 4-8. Every month, 321letsplay.com
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 18/11/2024
Got a bunch of shows happening in the next few weeks, so here's a list just in case anyone here is in the Pittsburgh area and likes improv, flute, or radio plays. Links to all the things at annamcanallen.com
List of dates for shows

Saturday Nov 23 at 6 pm - Dear Halpractice. Improv comedy advice show by Halpractice, mostly long form with a little short form mixed in
Sunday Nov 24 at 7:30 pm - Lucky Draw. Short form improv jam, this month with Penny Arcade
Dec 5-8 - Alice in Wonderland Radio Show. Live radio play with foley performed onstage
Saturday December 14 at 11 am - Flute Academy Concert. Winter concert for flute choir, 50ish flutes from piccolo to contrabass! Free admission and snacks after
Saturday December 14 at 2 pm - Penny Arcade. Short form improv show for kids, suitable for all ages
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Anna Mac @annamcanallen.com · 15/11/2024
Part 2: The 6 Whs (which I will never be able to list normally again)
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