paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026id like to either stop feeling so embarrassed all the time or start getting off to it like everyone else 000
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 30/09/20264 weeks now there's been a claw made out of soot rising from the ground and slowly clenching around me. i'm sorry about that 000
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i wash my funky dishes and think about the worst shit ever 010
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026being tall is awesome i love it i want to hit my head on things so bad. ever since i was a kid i wished i was tall enough to hit my head on things. 000
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026youtu.beMEMORY CARD - SIREN SURF HURRICANEYouTube video by memory card 000
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ppl cant like me based on "o u make x ig i will put myself around u" they have2 like my output as a human and not A Soundcloud. this is fine. 010
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026grand reveal that you've ended up exactly where you started from 011
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Dr. Urabanchura, Only see her at parties she's always seven drinks ahead of me. I'm on computer trying to take bite out of her. 000
Reposted by paris thomasDarkmoon no Ojou-sama, Agatha @swagatha.bsky.social · 28/06/2026you like pee?🤢HOW 'BOUT I CASTRATE YOU PIPSQUEAK RRAH 💢💢 011
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026my coworker who smells good sat right behind me on the train home, what if she killed me that would have been sexy. GET REAL 000
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026you know the problem with scissors is you can only take off. you can't add anything with scissors. 011
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026did they like, miss a spot with you? oh sorry just- are you what slips through the cracks? 010
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026the thing about hugs is that when you give one you're also lowkey getting one and so a person who is always offering hugs to people probably just wants one themselves 010
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026i used to have a massively successful youtube channel called Gaming_Burger, i miss it sometimes 000
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026that really takes me back to my Gaming_Burger days 000
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026they said "be the change you want to see in the world" but they never told me how bad i'm supposed to want that 000
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i Love when puny pilots finally wrap their cable around my towering supports 010
paris thomas @annadietcoke.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Chicago is a city that vores you and you Have to be into it 010
