Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 3hespecially coupled with his no magic within 30 meters of me or you explode passive 000
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 3hHe isn't so bad to deal with later on but this is an insane turn 10 stat line to try and handle with some angry skeletons and a couple decrepit ambulatory statues 100
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 4hI BOUGHT LIGHT CREAM INSTEAD OF HEAVY CREAM WITHOUT REALIZING IT AGHHHHDFLKAJGFSLAJG 010
Reposted by Owl🍂As the Seasons Change, So Too Does DiDi Star🍂 @didi.rocks · 7hHey, while this flaming pod-racer continues to careen towards the stands, I'd like to ask for some help. My lil kitty buddy Bagel is due for SURGERY on Friday and while I know she's gonna be a trooper, what I'm not so sure of is how I'm gonna handle the bill. hit didi.rocks and help if ya can. 23431
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 5hyou'd think after so many times I'd be numb to seeing someone who influenced me creatively showing their whole ass but unfortunately I am not 160
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 5hactually let me broaden that: I hate when any frontman from 95% of bands I listened to a lot in my teens are in the news 😭 171
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 18hyeah I nearly dropped it entirely in season 2 because of so many back to back stinkers but I'm glad I got back to it eventually 010
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 18hdetour and the post-modern prometheus are both phenomenal episodes for entirely, almost polar opposite reasons 010
Reposted by OwlThe Lillibrarian @thelillibrarian.bsky.social · 19h"Dear 'the Marvelous Magical Mx. Maple' We have asked you several times now to stop 'giving people great adventures into the fascinating world of the small!' It's just shrinking and abducting people. Your 'guests' are clearly traumatised whenever they return. We're begging you to find a new hobby." 35211
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 18hI'm glad I kept watching x files, season 5 has some absolute bangers 340
Reposted by OwlThe Lillibrarian @thelillibrarian.bsky.social · 21hA princess, paranoid that she is being spied on, cleans her entire room herself in case of any hexed objects or secret switches or anything like that. (She remains unaware of the speck-sized spy that she unwittingly erased beneath a glove-clad fingertip, simply thinking that it was a bit of dirt.) 0285
Reposted by OwlMae Merciless @maemerciless.bsky.social · 22/03/2025waves & smiles at you from across the street! squints and holds my hand in front of my eyes and pinches! rolls your waist between my fingers and laughs at you! pockets you for later 🖤 414027
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026it's even funnier with how hostile mulder is to skinner despite skinner's repeated, futile attempts to hint that he's trying to give them help and keep up appearances at the same time lmfao 110
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026is that not how it's pronounced??? that's how mom and omi always pronounced it 😭 110
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I went in to dietrich's route expecting to dislike both him and fabio and now that I'm near the end they may end up being my favorite characters in the game 😭 000
Reposted by OwlOwl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The dating scene can get particularly adventurous on stations crewed by more than one species! #sizesky 411523
Reposted by OwlOwl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Running deliveries to allied bases never loses its novelty! #sizesky 39824
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026More images at full resolution available on my patreon! www.patreon.com/c/innocent_owlpatreon.comGet more from Innocent-Owl on PatreonGet more from Innocent-Owl on Patreon. Become a member for just $1/month. Hiya! I'm Owl, and as you probably know if you're poking around here, I do… 034
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The dating scene can get particularly adventurous on stations crewed by more than one species! #sizesky 411523
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Running deliveries to allied bases never loses its novelty! #sizesky 39824
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026educational content, even from good creators, is always at risk of becoming less educational due to the endless need for More Content 080
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026that man is so unbelievably good at alienating (ha!) people and closing off potential avenues of investigation with a staggering lack of grace that would make the proverbial bull in a china shop blush 060
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It also makes me chuckle how they write mulder as like, just completely failing to understand that your average person might not love being questioned about alien abductions in relation to their recently deceased loved ones 😭 190
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Scully's potential explanations are based in science, but are frequently highly improbable or based on unproven theory. Sometimes so improbable that in a vacuum her theory being correct would be the biggest improbable twist ending for an episode 😭 150
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The writers commit to the character pitches to the point of absurdity and it's very funny lmao. Mulder's first theory is right 99% of the time but since he's bad at his job he only ever comes out of the cases with eyewitness accounts. 180
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026one funny thing about the x files is that after the first couple seasons poor scully ends up being written into having the same energy as an atheist in the forgotten realms 😭 2140
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yeah I don't really cross over into corporate office territory in my job either, but gf definitely does and so many of the people she works with are completely insufferable lmfao 010
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026this post sponsored by the realization that company holiday parties at gf's workplace are fast approaching again 😭 160
Owl @aninnocentowl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026there's a certain point on the corporate ladder where people stop speaking like people and become completely alien to me 2130
Reposted by Owl🍂As the Seasons Change, So Too Does DiDi Star🍂 @didi.rocks · 10/10/2026gotta take bagel in for a lil checkup. While it aint that serious, I would like to remind folks that she does have an ongoing medical condition and your patronage makes it very easy to afford her medicine! Hop over to didi.rocks to find all the ways how, eh. She thanks you! 05035
Reposted by OwlCaddy @caddyisraddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A bit of a Caddy and content update for you all! After lightning hit Becks' home I'm looking to get more content going as well as Commissions to fund damaged electronics. If you can/want to donate links are also in the post. Thank you! www.deviantart.com/caddyisraddy...deviantart.comBig Update & Help Needed by CaddyIsRaddy on DeviantArtBig Update & Help Needed — a journal by CaddyIsRaddy on DeviantArt. Published: 2026-09-28 · Likes: 1 · Views: 89 · Comments: 1 02113
Reposted by OwlJill SPOOK (NSFW) @jillybean418.bsky.social · 10/10/2026inktober day 4. cactus #art gosh this lil fella got me through the day. I don't care that the render isn't great, I love this stupid thing <3 3257
Reposted by OwlLee 🐭 @leemouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Again, if you can help with my surgery I really need it. This will directly help bc right now the healthcare system is giving me the runaround and I really don’t want to be turned away on the 28th of this month for surgery 02570