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Retired chess coach US Air Force veteran Practicing TM for 51 years

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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How do I know that AI made the video? When it puts our federal government in Washington state.
Federal government in WA state.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“She’s sweet as cream and broad of beam. “ - Patrick Rothfuss
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Congress needs to ask AI executives how we defend our systems if their agents run amok. Don’t wait until it happens to tell us how to kill it.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Michigan bounces back.” -Desmond Howard on Game Day
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thoughts are not bound by time. Today was a good day.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m temporally challenged.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cracademia at Penn State.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC) is not money, it’s surveillance. -Jeff Booth
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No matter what you gain, ego will not let you rest. -Jim Carrey Or maybe it was AI.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On my morning walk I saw some eco-friendly litter.
A store tag that says “eco-friendly”, lying in the street.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
May those who love us love us. And those who don’t love us — May God turn their hearts, And if he cannot turn their hearts, Then may he turn their ankles So that we may know them by their limping. —Paulie Chopra
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Ronald Reagan PC had no memory and no colon.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sean Astin (Samwise Gamgee) recently addressed the House of Representatives on AI. It’s on YouTube as: Sean Astin delivers a powerful speech at House Hearing. Less than 5 minutes. It’s great.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Soccer is Messi. Hockey is Messier.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Which stretches more, skinner or rubber? He tied his ass to a tree and walked into town.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Michelobotomy
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Whoever said “Put your best foot forward” must have had three feet.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Asimov: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to be harmed. A robot must obey the orders given by humans except when it conflicts with the first law. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first two laws.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
They are building a national and global DNA database, and we’re paying them to do it.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
One frog to another: Time is fun when we’re having flies.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
<Name of well-known drinker> got cut cleaning up a broken bottle. Lost so much blood his eyes cleared up.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Before you try to call a timeout, you might want to check with Chris Webber, there may not be any left. - Damian Lewis in Billions
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Isaac Asimov’s three rules of robotics.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
What’s the worst that could happen if I miss a payment to my exorcist?
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“ . . as naked as Paris Hilton and twice as fucked.” - John Malcovich, on Billions
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Vrabel’s comment on Russini? William Tell Overture is his favorite.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m a bilingual illiterate. I can’t read in two languages.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Isaac Asimov’s three rules of robotics.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
YouTube is telling me who Amy Griffin is, or isn’t.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Today is equal pay day. Last year, it was a day earlier, on the 25th.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
“MS NOW is a Multiple Sclerosis charity.” - Bill Maher
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I’m starting on my second million. I gave up on the first one.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I have two penises. Jose and Hose B.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
As sex robots continue to improve, what are the chances that corporate is recording everything that happens?
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
No, I don’t think Jim Carrey sent a stunt double to accept a SAG Actor award. I think he did what Andy Kaufman would have done. I think he prepared himself to play the role of an imposter.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to be harmed. 2. A robot must obey the orders given by humans except when it conflicts with the first law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first two laws.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The pedophile formerly known as a prince.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"Was it Emerson who talked about the great freedom of American life as the freedom not to participate in the life of the culture, the freedom to shut the door, to close the curtains?" - Donna Tartt, 2013
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Buying a tent is like shaving your butthole. Fuck, now I gotta use this thing. -Kat Bird (She is hilarious. )
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Has anyone rewatched The Day After Tomorrow lately?
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
White to checkmate in 1/2 a move.
White to checkmate mate in half a move.
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Who should play Jim Rockford when NBC reboots The Rockford Files? Timothy Oliphant Hugh Laurie Nick Offerman Charlie Hunnam Jay Hernandez Jennifer Lawrence Taraji P. Henson Scarlett Johansson Kristen Wiig Jane Lynch
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
“With influence comes power, with power, abuse.” Christopher Moore, in Lamb
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Magnus and Hikaru became fathers, will Nepomniachtchi have a Nepo baby?
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Harry and Monica Potter Helen and Isaac Hayes Ken, Philip and Elizabeth Jennings
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Chuzzlewit is British for Cheez Whiz.
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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 21/12/2025
please let “bugs bunnying” become the slang for manipulating an LLM into ignoring its guardrails, i have never seen a more succinct and evocative term for it
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Fernando Heismendoza
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Oral BAunt Bea
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ANimzovich @animzovich.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Both of Michigan’s last two football coaches were cheating.
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