Moondog!
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Amateur game developer and 3d artist; Professional nuerotic. Full-time upright dog. || Lupine Therian
Amateur game developer and 3d artist; Professional nuerotic. Full-time upright dog. || Lupine Therian
![Double Barrel Speed Loader
Level 3
Uncommon, Cappacity 2, Adjustment
Source: Moondog!
Price: 50 gp
Usage: Attached to a firearm with the Double Barrel trait; Bulk: Negligible
A peculiar tool with two open chambers fastened with a retractable arm for graping firearm rounds. This Speed Loader is spaced in a manner that allows it to fasten over two rounds on any bandolier or pouch for quick insertion into firearms.
The Speed Loader must first be loaded with rounds using an Interact `[one-action]` to secure two rounds.
When using the Reload `[one-action]` action on a firearm with the Double Barrel trait, you may reload two rounds instead- so long as the Speed Loader has ammunition.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ho5om2kwvbuk4se65yfwwyzm/bafkreics2njlvspqrvc2o2iwcq2fwt6hedwheybuda5lviyteb2wstsmda)
![Alof's Bastard
Level 7
Rare, Capacity 6, Adjustment
Source: Moondog!
Price: 300 gp
Usage: Attached to a firearm with the Double Barrel trait; Bulk: Negligible
A strange mechanism of springs and gears affixed to the stock or break of appropriate firearms.
As a one minute activity, the device may be filled with up to six rounds of ammunition, keeping track any special ammunition in pairs of two for the purposes of selecting which of the two barrels to use.
When using the Reload `[one-action]` action and there's ammunition in Alof's Bastard, roll a DC 3 flatcheck - on a Success, both chambers are loaded together to be fired as normal.
On a failure, the ammunition is ejected and falls to your feet.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ho5om2kwvbuk4se65yfwwyzm/bafkreid52c5qdrc6kgbllcs3ikoqz6vzlulprg6ez2bte4czedbdk47cza)
![Dad Joke:
Dad Joke [one-action] or [two-actions] Feat 1
Auditory, General, Linguistic, Mental, Skill
Using the power of punnery, you deliver a lovingly tailored joke at a creature within 60 feet. Attempt a skill check using the skill that would be used to identify the creature (e.g. Religion for a fiend); you can instead attempt a Lore check with a +2 circumstance bonus if the target is trained in that Lore or could be identified by that Lore when Recalling Knowledge. If you target a creature that isn’t a family member, this ability gains the incapacitation trait. The target is then immune to your Dad Jokes for 1 hour.
If you spend two actions to use this ability by setting up an especially elaborate punchline, your target also takes 1d4 mental damage, plus 1d4 additional damage at 3rd level and every 2 levels thereafter, with a basic Will save against the higher of your class DC or spell DC.
Critical Success The joke is so blindingly perfect-yet-awful that the target dissociates from reality. The creature is dazzled and stupefied 1 until the end of your next turn. Double the mental damage dealt to the target.
Success The target is stupefied 1 until the end of your next turn or until the creature targets you with a hostile effect, whichever happens first. The target takes full mental damage.
Failure The target is unaffected.
Critical Failure The target is unaffected. Your allies who hear the joke are so embarrassed by it that they can’t treat you as an ally for any effects until the end of your next turn.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ho5om2kwvbuk4se65yfwwyzm/bafkreido5eukfp3cwufczvpwlhm5aeddulor47k255p3oqmsxdqdfzzbva)
