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@angusbirding.bsky.social
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You think of the future, and secretly you piddle your pants. The puddle of piddle, that used to be little, is rising around you. You like it. Where to find me? Down the patch, obvs. Slave to twitching? - best fuck off. "The Roy Kent of UK birding".......

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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Article in BB recently, on the 1st UK Least Bittern OTD 2022. No mention of course of cars abandoned roadside, blocking gates, fences damaged, scuffles, awful parading around of a dying waif in a box and a ringleader telling all on site to not post any of this on twitter etc. Twitching. Shetland.
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Number o "birders" on socials moaning about tough conditions for birding on Shetland. Holy fuck, yer on a rock where the North Sea meets the North Atlantic, course it's gonna be windy. Shut up, man up, and get on wi it, or fuck off back to Sussex, Somerset etc. Lightweights.......
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Spongebob Scared in Bed
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry, missed that, happy birthday from the boys!
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fire up the Quattro Time Machine! Date seen??? State o' these cvnts man........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pygmy Owls first, surely..........?
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"They're all losing their minds over a Nutcracker in fucking Holland sir".......... #QuattroTwats
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So my anniversary today then. Wedding? No. 10 years clean today. 10. Drugs? No Drink? No Twitching? Yes 10 years to the day, the very last bird I ever twitched. That piece of shit Brunnich's in a shitty dock in Fife, wi loads o twats running around the quayside wettin their panties. That did it.
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Church
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Meryl Streep & Jennifer Lopez: Standing Ovation
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck, poor??? Would take even just ANY one o those on patch here.........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice wee treat at weekend there, with only 2nd patch Sabs in 10 years & longest ever views. A lot more Terns too, with only the 2nd Black of this autumn here. Fuckers ruined earlier post bemoaning lack of action this autumn, the inconsiderate cunts..... #patchbirding
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
18/09/2026 "Northern Nutcracker in Shetland Scousburgh, possible reported in garden" See the silly season started already then. No, not Scilly, I did mean silly. Cvnts wi lists long as yer arm putting out flyover leucistic Herring gulls as Glauc etc. We see ya.......
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mental to think he was only 27 years old when he passed away, OTD 1970. This for me is the complete Jimi performance and captures his talent, spirit, and soul in one song. Goosebumps every time I watch this youtu.be/G5Lvc1a76dU?...
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Jimi Hendrix Hey Joe Live at the Monterey 1967 1080
YouTube video by VJ KASKA
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So, what you're saying is, the '84 record could have been an "eastern" Nightjar and not an Egyptian, ergo, the Shetland bird, err, umm........... Hope some sad cvnt was on the case scooping up its shit to send to the lab, and then, well, err lads, guess what.......... Pml
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here they are! 😂😂😂 #patchbirding #winter
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
State o they lads all celebrating connecting wi that Shetland Nightjar man. Well done ladies......... x.com/worstsperson...
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xtina (@worstsperson) on X
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Note to idiots going for that Shetland Nightjar. Stay on the ferry til you get to Shetland, do not get off at Orkney, repeat DO NOT get off at Orkney. They are actually a different set of islands.........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Most of the twitching fraternity tbf........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My contribution to #WorldShorebirdsDay this juv Curlew Sand that's been kicking around the patch all week, flexing wings and showing its bits today.......
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Don't fancy yours much Les.........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not seen a single one o these cvnts on patch all year. And no, I don't mean this autumn, I mean this YEAR, ffs.......... #patchbirding #stickitupyerbollocks
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuck, ah must be the only cvnt left on the east coast that ain't seen or strung a large Shear this last week.........
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Jimmy Hill's Chinny Reckon
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Eh?...........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Meant to post this yday, an OTD from 1996. It wasn't then, but at what is now my daily patch, I found only the 2nd ever county White-rumped Sandpiper. 30 years. Wtaf........... #lowcarbonbirding #patchbirding
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bins Scope Pen Notebook Field guide/Internet Season appropriate clothing It's really that fucking simple.
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Which would you get first??? Waaaaaat? What a stupid fuckin question........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And so the seasons change, the first juv Med Gull of year down the patch, earlier than usual juv Little Gull, a distant Black Tern etc, Roseate Terns briefly, and a lone Balearic thru despite a total lack of Manx. Sedge warbler in the garden unexpected too. #patchbirding #lowcarbonbirding
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My reaction on being told that due to my age, this will likely be the last chance I have to see a solar eclipse here..........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Waaaat? Twitchers not following on site instructions? You're twisting my melons man.......
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Chris is correct, sorry mate.......😂😂😂
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
😉😂
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Good. Drag these fucking retards into the 21st Century bit by bit........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hang this in the fucking Louvre.......
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Seeing as it's the last day of the month, time to revisit this gem of an ad from late night telly when I was watching the baseball one July night a few years back. Merry Xmas to one and all...........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A sad day for devotees of proper football. The King is dead. What a player, a true one club man. I adored him growing up, wanted to be able to play like him. A huge part of my youth. RIP Legend.
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bout fuckin time. Plenty enough food in the supermarkets to see you through a winter, even on Lewis. Tradition my hairy arse.
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The guy clicking his fingers in those cricket games. Bet he's a twitcher cvnt. One o them that broke the law and sneaked out of their own county/country during Covid times cos they HAD to tick that rare. The type that still keep mum about it to this day. Desert Warbler? Hudwit? No problem.......😉
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The boys seemed fairly nonplussed by the whole thing though, ignorant bastids............ #patchbirding #lowcarbonbirding
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A week since I heard it distantly in a field near the house, presumably the same Quail piped up this morning almost within touching distance - still never saw it, obvs, but you can hear the grunty "kweh kweh" before the full song...... Stick that shrike right up yer bollocks. #patchbirding
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sad news with Bill passing today, an inspiration in so many ways. I still delve into odd pages of his LBBB occasionally for a wee laugh and a reminder of how birding can be fun.
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Absolutely disgusting cvnts. Tradition my fucking arse. All the food you need for the winter is readily available in yer supermarket, even on Lewis. Get rite tae fuck.
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Crowds at that shrike are getting well outta hand man.......... #Sheeple
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
One reason only.........
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Danny DeVito Throwing Money - Dolla Dolla Bills
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tardis? Tardis? These cvnts don't need a fucking Tardis - they still live in the 1700's ffs...........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Hi mate, yeh, is that Shrike still around? Yeh? Great, means I can go along and blend in with all the other useless twats, cheers man".......... #UKbirding #twitching
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Pml, that Shrike turning up down south, after loads stupid cunts from West Sussex, Somerset and the like make 800+ mile round trip to tick it in Fife. Absolute dick-wipe, no-mark bellend twats, give ya heads a wobble, it's just a bird ffs......... ##UKBIRDING #Twitching
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
No comment needed really. British birding, fuckin state o' it........ #twitching #UKbirding
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ah boo..........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I can still hear Skylarks singing in the fields over the back when out in the garden early morning, but they will begin to fall silent very soon........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Still got whitethroat, sedge warblers, the odd chiff, greenfinch, yellowhammer, skylarks, song thrush, blackbird, blackcap etc still going around here........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Arsenal fan though. Cvnt.........
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