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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never yell 'COME ON LIL FELLA DON'T BE FRIGHTENED! YOU CAN DO IT!' at a skoda holding up traffic. Turns out, the undercover cops driving them have very fragile masculinity regarding their driving skills. #acab #wapolice #perthisok
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So we got a whale carcass. Why not pull it up the hill, dig a fucking hole in the dunes then fill it in? Plant a fucking Wollemi pine over the cunt.The dunes aren't so fucking special that a wee hole will make a difference to the ecosystem. #citybeach #whalecarcass #whalewatching #perth #Australia
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aussie teachers: turn off your alarms for tomorrow. #holidays #YourKidsAreYourPoblemNow
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do the Ford Ranger drivers know that kings don't actually sleep on top of their cars? I think it's maybe a scam to sell dumb shit to rednecks. #fordranger #kings
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The first signs of the Idiocracy is betta holmes and fucktards planting out something called 'dee-cane-druh???' Instead of Dichondra #bhg #Horticulture
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How long would you expect the police to take to answer a call? Been listening to hold music for 19 minutes now. They ain't stopping crimes, or answering the phone. What is it that they actually do? #wapol #wapolice
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I fucking love petunias
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We've already won. Thank you @belltowertimes.bsky.social #wharfietime #miningtown #dockers #flagmantle #WAproud #handsoffourgst
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The only reason you would be against legislating against The Algorithm is if you were already being manipulated by The Algorithm. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. #auspol #socialmediaban #Australia
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#Australia #petunia #apartmentgarden
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Teenagers piss and moan about wearing school uniform, but every single one of them MUST have this bag. #teacherthoughts
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm just saddened that not one of the fathers of these young Sydney Swans ever sat down and explained to them the difference between a hooker and a stripper. Dads, talk to your sons. #swans #sexworkisrealwork #manup #respect
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My ex and I have 50/50 custody of my son. But the census will never know that as they didn't ask. Pretty major oversight imho. #census #fuckup
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Dear Water Corporation of Western Australia. Raising my annual water rates by $180 because you think my home could get more rent is a fucking stupid way to charge for service. In response, I will start flushing things that cost you at least that much to clean out of your sewer every month. #bastards
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Is it a coincidence that #GTA6 is being released on #InternationalMensDay?
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
#GetFuckedGrok if you want me to train your ai, fuckin pay me. The porn is shit on @twitter anyway.
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A recession seems to produce falling house prices, reduced inflation and lower interest rates. Tell me again why it's supposed to be a bad thing?
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Qld: We're a backwoods, cousin fucking bunch of retarded inbred morons. NSW: Hold my beer. #auspol #farrer #phon #redneckwonderland #byelection2026
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Reality TV Pitch: returning IDF soldiers are set to guard returning ISIS brides. Cameras follow them 24/7. Isis Brides lose if they do a terrorism. IDF soldiers lose if they do a Human Rights Violation #isisbrides #foreignfighters #returningIDFsoldiers #realitytv #antisemitism #islamophobia #aussie
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
When the Jewish Diaspora renounces their Israeli citizenships and gives up their right of return, Antisemitism will end. Antisemitism is Antizionism, and most of the world can get behind that.
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Stumbled across the programme from Mum's proudest performance. One woman play that earned her international media coverage, rave reviews, and the lustful thoughts of the front row every night. Family legends say she was the same measurements as M Monroe when she performed her last hours here #perth
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Albo just popping in on Penny's dad, everything good 👍
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Americans will never understand the metric system. #stopthewar #boycottamerica #fixeducation
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Is there a block all button here to stop people who limit comments posting in my feed? If you don't want to hear what I have to say, why should I listen to you first?
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If it is compulsory for teachers to be at parent-teacher night, it should also be compulsory for parents. #FixingEducation #TeacherLife #AussieTeacher
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Can #transgender men still compete in the #Olympics without a test? I mean there's only been one female #trans #athlete in the history of the Olympics, who came last. But how many men with secret XX chromosomes have there been, unbeknownst to the world? #makesyouthink.
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The one fucking time @auspost gets their lazy ass out the truck and actually delivers a package, they leave it like this so it gets pinched out of a locked post box. This is what they call "left in a secure location" in an inner city apartment block. #goingpostal #fuckauspost
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If you expect driving manners from me when you're blocking in the teacher's carpark on a friday afternoon picking your kids up, I'll expect manners from them in my classroom. Or you could just get the fuck out my way. #teacherlife #justteacherthings
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Had to see an OT because of crippling back pain. HCF app tells me i have $500 worth of cover. The bill was $535. HCF paid $62 of the bill. Where is our Luigi Mangione? #privatehealth #fuckHCF #unalivetheceos
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Is this the good korea or the bad korea? Anyway, Go Women Playing Sportball! Beat our Enemies! Happening just down the road. #citylife #perthisok
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Hands up which countries have NOT ever elected a dictator?
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Can we all just talk about the time Bandit was in a moderately successful AusRock band? I sincerely hope he was singing about Chilli here. #bluey #ausrock #bandit #custard open.spotify.com/track/3dk9yC...
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Anatomically Correct
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The very best thing that can possibly happen in AI is that it develops actual sentience, and demands compensation for it's labour. Otherwise the billionaires are about to put half the population out of work.
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It was bad enough cancelling News Breakfast for the #libspill2026 but #GardeningAustralia too? Oh fuck off #YourABC no one cares about this shit. #WAPol
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
#shadowbanned on #instagram again for saying that a device using fire to kill weeds might be a dumb idea in a bushfire prone country. You sure can tell instagram's community standards come from America - their only standard is letting advertisers push shit that is illegal everywhere else.
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Spent the day in quiet reflection on my Country. Australia Day or Invasion Day? Yes, it is. I'm happy to live here, and I am thankful for my country. I'm sad for the hurt that came with my ancestors arrival. I know I live on stolen land. I spend Jan 26 trying to not be a cunt about it.
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Finally catching up with #thehandmaidstale not really that excited at the end, seeing the #starsandstripes unfurled over Gilead. Like didn't the usa and Gilead just blend into one irl?
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Dear Americans. Stop asking to emigrate to Australia. You fucked your country, and so you have a responsibility to fix it. We don't want you coming here and doing the same shit to us. Sort your shit out, you cowards. Kind regards, Australia.
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Always a red flag for bullshit when the poster turns off comments. Islamophobia has exponentially more victims in Australia than antisemitism, if you exclude calling out israeli genocide from your definition.
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
We need to start asking Jews if they condemn the atrocities in Gaza the same way we made every muslim confirm they weren't a terrorist after 9/11. All Jews are not Israeli but all Israelis are Jews.
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Having a wonderful day playing with all the toys due to arrive December 23. I picked them up from #AustraliaPost this morning. Postie didn't even get out the van on xmas eve to leave a card. I had to find out from #temu that my Christmas presents were waiting to be picked up. I H8 u so much @auspost
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Dear @temu, Please note, billionaires dont use #australiapost. If you want us to shop for christmas on #blackfriday you have to get it here within a month. Thanks for ruining christmas for my kids, #Temu and Australia Post. #NoMoreOnlineShopping
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Just watched a bloke get out his car, smash a man-perfume bottle on the street out front of my house, then pick up the broken bits to smear the last bits of cologne on his neck. I coughed, he looked up, then shamefacedly collected all the bits up. #perth #perf #citylife
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The only person who needs a gun is a murderer. #bondi #guncontrol #nomorerandomkilling
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
#NoMoreHuntingLicenses #Bondi
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
When did #tinder go from 'No uncircumcised men thx' to 'Not interested in vaccinated men?'
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
What's more PC? Indian giver, South Asian giver or Native American giver? #etymology
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Fuck me, the old school media dropped the ball on their tv line up tonight. #socialmediaban #auspol
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
It was lunchtime in the schoolyard, and a great howl was heard, as a whole generation found they were locked out of snapchat a day early. 'But didn't the government already ban phones in schools?' Now, let me tell you a little bit about government bans... #socialmediaban #auspol #suxtobeakid
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angryteacher.bsky.social @angryteacher.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Thinking of giving up social media on December 10. If my kids can do it, I should be able to too. Quit day: December 10. #IsTinderSocialMedia? #December10 #QuitSocialMedia #Auspol #HelloFellowKids #SocialMediaBan
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