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Angry Seattle

@angryseattle.bsky.social
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I’m the city of Seattle, Washington, USA. And I’m pissed off!

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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
OVER A FUCKING DECADE EVERYONE COUNTED US THE FUCK OUT WE ARE SO BACK FUCK OFF TO ALL THE HATERS GOOD GAME PATRIOTS BUT YOU SUCKED ASS TOMORROW IS A HOLIDAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Today is the fucking day
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
FUCK YES
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Current condition, as of 3:30pm pacific
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
With my luck the Seahawks season will end with another blown play call and Sherman will make this face again
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Hoooooooly shit, Seahawks
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
To everyone who thinks winter is over and it’s all flowers and sunshine from here on out: 1. Are you new here? 2. Can you read a damn weather forecast?
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
2026, Day 4. Still no snow here. I’m waiting but my patience is running thin
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
It’s 2026. Snow. In the streets. NOW. ❄️
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Everyone: holy shit 2025 is almost over. Let’s go see the fireworks at the space needle to celebrate. Nature: fuck you, here’s some dense fog instead.
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
All I want for 2026 is two or three good snowstorms to arrive, blanket my hills in powder, and make them slick enough for cars and buses to slide down while I watch and point and laugh.
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I want my fucking snow
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
All I want from Santa Krampus Baby Jesus & Mary Chain this holiday is a good fucking snowstorm so I can set up my camping chair and watch cars and buses slide down the hill. Is that too much to ask?
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Wow, I’m a real grown up city now! www.kuow.org/stories/toil...
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Wet rat winter? How to handle toilet rats after Washington's heavy rain
Rats finding their way through plumbing and up through toilets is nothing new. But after heavy rain and flooding, like the record-setting floods Washington state experienced in December 2025, can forc...
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
For a wealthy city with plenty of wealthy people and plenty of taxes, our roads are fucking shit
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Current conditions
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I’m glad we won @seahawks but holy shit why so close against Gramps Retiree QB and at home?
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Given the historic floods in the area, I want to remind everyone that the best way to combat climate change is to post continually and loudly on social media, feel good about doing your part, and then forget all about the topic until the next disaster.
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I swear to god one little change from solid gray to a somewhat average pink-ish clouds sunset and people here act like it’s the second coming
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Hopefully this atmospheric deluge or whatever the fuck it’s called will wash all the California transplants away
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The forecast for the next eleventy dozen days
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Today is the kind of day that we don’t speak of to those not from here ☀️ 🤫
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BRIGHT THING IN THE SKY I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Remember when Black Friday meant people lining up outside of Walmarts to rush in as a mob and try to grab shit they didn’t need while elbowing other people in the face? I don’t miss those days.
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Roasted Large Bird That Doesn’t Taste That Great And Certainly Isn’t Consolation For Dealing With Crazy Uncle Steve Day for all who celebrate
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
King county metro bus drivers should have the right to body slam one passenger per week if they’re being an asshole. It’s only fair for all the shit drivers put up with. How do we make this happen @kingcountymetro.bsky.social
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I wish the new mayor the best. I hope she’s more effective than the old mayor. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. Let’s just say I am not holding my breath.
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
From now on every Tuesday should be a holiday
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
This weekend is the kind of weekend we NEVER TELL PEOPLE ABOUT ☀️ 🤫
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Not surprised. They are stuck in the 90s, shitty and overpriced. www.kiro7.com/news/local/r...
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Red Robin to close 70 ‘underperforming’ restaurants, WA locations’ future unclear
As Red Robin, a national casual dining chain that specializes in burgers, struggles financially, 70 locations over the next five years will be shuttered, including 10 to 15 restaurants in 2025.
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I hope everyone enjoys their five hours of sun before the next fifteen days of solid clouds and rain
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Have you voted yet? Why the fuck not? Yeah, most of our options are shitty. But you still have to vote. Do it or else I’ll send some Bezos-powered delivery drones to drop pumpkins on your house 🎃
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
We just witnessed the last 6pm sunset until spring
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Took a long damn time but in the end, the Mariners Marinered. As they always do 🫡 See you back in the playoffs in another decade or two!
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Current conditions
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The Mariners are Marinering today 😑
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
So embarrassing that the poutine people came to my house and destroyed the mariners two nights in a row 😡
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I was correct
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Thanks @mariners.com for waiting until you played at home to severely disappoint us
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The Mariners did unreasonably well in Toronto. This probably means they’re going to implode while at home
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
What did I do to deserve this
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
It’s cloudy. It’s rainy. Mariners won. All is well in the world.
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I hope Detroit at least had the opportunity to enjoy a giant Bag of Dick’s
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
What the actual fuck just happened @mariners.com
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Can’t wait for Mariners Disaster Friday
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
It took a little longer this season but the Mariners are finally showing how they inevitably give everyone false hope
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Watching football today knowing the Seahawks have already secured a win
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Oh great, Sound Transit is over budget and horribly late and now they want to levy another tax. Let’s reward bad management with a raise! www.soundtransit.org/get-to-know-...
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Public Hearing on the 2026 Budget and Property Tax Levy | Sound Transit
October 9, 2025 | 9:30 a.m. - 10:00 a.m. | The purpose of this hearing is to receive in-person and virtual public comment on Sound Transit’s Proposed 2026 Budge
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Angry Seattle @angryseattle.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Wait, what? The Mariners actually made it to the playoffs?
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