Sign in

Birb

@angrybirb.bsky.social
600 followers 266 following 3.2K posts

50% more chill 100% more angry He/him . . wait a minute, how long can these bios be? Will the formatting survive being stretched to such limits? will the UI? i really hope so ... ... ... lololol just checked and fuck yeeeeaaa

PostsRepliesMedia
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 21h
Gonna go with "no, of course not" then
110 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 21h
Is the bit gay?
110 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 21h
Anybody succumb to posters madness while I was gone?
110 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 21h
....did he cast a spell?
000 0
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🫶🫶🫶
030 3
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They are not for every dog. Not even remotely. But the ones they ARE for? Greatest thing on the planet.
130 3
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I just really can't seem to make this app stick
220 2
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Curious Cat Peeks from Behind Door
ALT: Curious Cat Peeks from Behind Door
150 5
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Gonna go with the bro on this one
030 3
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Was he right?
220 2
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Absolutely horrific choice by Disney & Marvel there
020 2
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The possibility that Lindsey had a stroke watching Conor shred his knee is making me giddy
050 5
Reposted by Birb
Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 12/07/2026
it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao
3354881069 5.5K
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Nevermind
020 2
Reposted by Birb
Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There is exactly one thing that needs to happen on Independence Day. One tradition The only thing that absolutely had to happen was fireworks, and Trump fucked it up because he couldn't stop talking
62012289 2K
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
House of the Dragon is pretty meh, actually
The guy from... Brave? Maybe? having all the swords pointed at his face and maintaining his "not giving a fuck" face
000 0
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It didn't make sense that the storm stopped after 1, considering the bells the first time, but hey, it's eldritch god adjacent shit, so rules aren't exactly rules
130 3
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Many such cases
020 2
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
True facts stated
010 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Thought it was a perfect ending, hearing the bells
130 3
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Little buddy is so cute
020 2
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Aw
010 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Actual deaths!
110 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Bruh, MKII @confusatron.bsky.social
110 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Kneecap him
020 2
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I noticed on accident Originally it just displayed the whole thing
110 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
IT'S BACK!!!! IT SCROLLS!!!!
240 4
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
He was talking to/at @deathangel.bsky.social which made it extra funny for me
120 2
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
OH HEY, NICE TO SEE YOU SOMEWHERE ELSE 👋👋👋👋
150 5
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
AAAAAAYYYYYYYY
020 2
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
DUH
001 1
Reposted by Birb
Thomas [DARK MODE], DO 🫐 @tom.medsky.social · 05/01/2026
This guy here is dead 👇
Screen shot of a tweet from HHS.

We will Make America Healthy Again.

There is an image of hulk hogan ripping off his shirt with the caption "AMERICA AFTER BECOMING HEALTHY AGAIN"
1184412740 4.4K
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Uh oh
001 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Lol, well Threads is insufferable generally so that checks out
000 0
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Maybe Elon is in the Epstein files and he's going to try to save the world in the meantime (or x himself, who can say)
030 3
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Hashtag murk your local pedophiles
000 0
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Death penalty abolitionist but also self defense of another with no statute of limitations if another was a minor at the time of offense has no penalty
100 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Bad ones do
120 2
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Adding the cinnamon toast crunch cereal milk to your coffee is 🤌
030 3
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Lol, goodbye CBS news
050 5
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
EITHER WAY ITS WEIRD AND I IMAGINE OFF-PUTTING And I'm sorry. 🫶
110 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Hoping what they meant was "you look like an adult" but they're probably just a negging asshole
130 3
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The Fed every time they cut (because the alternatives are worse)
010 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a girl in a school uniform is talking about stabbing .
ALT: a girl in a school uniform is talking about stabbing .
110 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
means less rent paid means more shop closings means oh no oh fuck oh god
110 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
too high > building value too high bc inflation too high > inflation too high bc rates too high (plus a ton of other things are broken still) > rates too high bc lowering means overheating economy and raising means more job losses > overheating means more inflation/more job losses means less buying
110 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The shops are empty because they aren't selling enough stuff > stuff isn't selling because it's too expensive > shops can't make rent and leave > space sits empty bc owner can't afford to lower rent yet > rent is too high bc the mortgage payment is too high > mtg payment too high bc building value
110 1
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Oh no that's not...
130 3
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
It's not not that, for sure
020 2
Birb @angrybirb.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
V...vote blue no matter who? (We're never going to have another "normal" election cycle ever again, are we?)
040 4