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@angelofscience.bsky.social
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100% real MAGA Republican. Fundamentalist Christian. Young Earth Creationist. Definitely not a parody of those. Please stop saying that. Make America Great (like its mythology says it was for people like me and only me at some unspecified point) Again!

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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
“[A] U.S. citizen child suffering from a rare form of metastatic cancer was deported w/o medication or the ability to consult with their treating physicians–despite ICE being [aware] of the child’s urgent medical needs.” #MAGA Republicans, isn’t it just great to see us getting what we voted for?
americasvoice.org
ICE Deports 3 U.S. Citizen Children Held Incommunicado Prior to the Deportation - America's Voice
For Immediate Release: Friday, April 25, 2025 Contact: Arianna Rosales, National Immigration Project, media@nipnlg.org Jesse Vad, ACLU of Louisiana, jesse@or-nola.org  ICE Deports 3 U.S. Citizen Child...
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
To those alleging that Vice President Vance killed Pope Francis, shame on you! He deserves a presumption of innocence, the chance to confront the evidence against him, for the government to meet its burden of proof, & a verdict by a fair tribunal. Such basic due process is the American thing to do.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
So, yes,“[Y]ou could give infinite monkeys infinite typewriters, and they would come up with something better than that” sounds like criticism. But it’s really praise! One, infinite moneys with infinite typewriters could write Shakespeare. And two, monkeys are surprisingly adept diplomats. #MAGA
thedailybeast.com
Diplomats Are Freaking Out About Trump’s Leaked Executive Order
One official said monkeys with a typewriter could have come up with a more logical plan for the State Department.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Just a beautiful set of sentiments from President Trump. Can you even imagine a message that better comports with Easter’s celebration of forgiveness, renewal, & generosity? President Trump truly is a model #MAGA Republican Christian.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I can’t believe liberals think this is a “gotcha” question! As I and all of my fellow #MAGA Republicans know, one only belongs to a “gang” if the organization you’re joining (1) isn’t favored by the Trump administration and (2) requires you to get a tattoo on something other than a white background.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
This is awful! Liberals, you need to help ICE feel safe. Here’s how: 1. Don’t recognize that this shows ICE & its agents fear public exposure/pressure. 2. Don’t download ICE Block and/or get a police scanner & use them to warn neighbors & interdict ICE. 3. Don’t video every ICE encounter you see.
A Department of Homeland Security tweet denying that it has deputized militia members and complaining that there has been a 300% increase in assaults against them while carrying out operations. It provides no evidence for either assertion.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Yes! Chairman Powell is a Democrat undermining the economy. That he was Assistant Secretary & Undersecretary of the Treasury for George H.W. Bush, & was made Chair of the Fed in 2018 by President Trump, doesn’t matter! Get him out of the way so we can go back to the glory says of Smoot-Hawley!
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I don’t get why the libs keep being surprised by things like this. Haven’t we #MAGA Republicans made it clear? If there is a law, rule, or norm standing between us & more power, we’ll breach it, then feel (1) proud of the fact that we now have more power & (2) contempt for those who let us get it.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This is fantastic! #MAGA Republicans, like me, see this as hilarious & a victory even though Kilmar Ábrego García was, like all those rendered to CECOT, taken without due process of law & thrown in an extrajudical prison that is designed to be inhumane. But this lib trying to help him got owned!
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Hey, fellow #MAGA Republicans, can any of you help explain this to me? I get that President Bukele is from El Salvador & President Trump is a “home-grown,” if you will, but is that it? The only other possibility I see is that it’s a reference to something we #MAGA Republicans just aren’t aware of.
An image of Presidents Bukele and Trump in the White House with Bukele labeled “foreign” and Trump labeled “domestic,” in a reference to the oaths our public officials and military members swear to defend the constitution from enemies “foreign and domestic.”
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This is despicable. I can’t believe these penguins would engage in this kind of retaliation just because President Trump wanted to end our trade imbalance with them. Please spread this far and wide! People need to see that President Trump was right that these penguins were out to get us!
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Attention, liberals! I’ve already heard some of you call this a “snitch line” aimed at depriving trans children of vital gender affirming care. Speaking as a #MAGA Republican, you absolutely should not flood it with as many false reports as possible in an effort to render it unusable. Please.
hhs.gov
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Let’s address the UK Supreme Court’s ruling that trans women aren’t women. As I understand it, the question before the justices boiled down to, “Are trans people equal to me & therefore entitled to the same respect & acceptance that I & my gender identity deserve?” Each answered “no.” Great job.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
🧵 1/ JD Vance laying out 100% God’s-honest truth! Well, except that President Biden didn’t admit 20M undocumented persons—there are maybe 11M total in the USA. Also, undocumented persons are net contributors to the economy, have no access to the social safety net, & underutilize public services.
A copy of a tweet in which VP J.D. Vance says, 

Consider that Joe Biden allowed approximately 20 million illegal aliens into our country. This placed extraordinary burdens on our country--our schools, hospitals, housing, and other essential services were overwhelmed. On top of that, many of these illegal aliens committed violent crimes, or facilitated fentanyl and sex trafficking. That is the situation we inherited.

The American people elected the Trump administration to solve this problem. The President has successfully stopped the inflow of illegal aliens, and now we must deport the people who came here illegally. 

To say the administration must observe "due process" is to beg the question: what process is due is a function of our resources, the public interest, the status of the accused, the proposed punishment, and so many other factors. To put it in concrete terms, imposing the death penalty on an American citizen requires more legal process than deporting an illegal alien to their country of origin.

When the media and the far left obsess over an MS-13 gang member and demand that he be returned to the United States for a *third* deportation hearing, what they're really saying is they want the vast majority of illegal aliens to stay here permanently. 

Here's a useful test: ask the people weeping over the lack of due process what precisely they propose for dealing with Biden's millions and millions of illegals. And with reasonable resource and administrative judge constraints, does their solution allow us to deport at least a few million people per year?

If the answer is no, they've given their game away. They don't want border security. They don't want us to deport the people who've come into our country illegally. They want to accomplish through fake legal process what they failed to accomplish politically: 

The ratification of Biden's illegal migrant invasion. 

President Trump and I will not stand fori t.

None of it is true, and he knows it.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Nonprofits, you should definitely comply with this! Mind you, no legal obligation requires you to do so. None. So what you’d be doing is surrendering power, information, & your people to the administration’s whims, while teaching it that it can keep getting away with this. But definitely comply!
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
🧵 Alright. Enough. All you liberals complaining that we’re in a “constitutional crisis” & that “fascism had arrived” in the USA, quit it. You have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m a #MAGA Republican. We’ve been bird-dogging tyranny for YEARS. Here’s what it really looks like, & how to respond.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Kudos to Leavitt for speaking truth! Well, except Garcia wasn’t in MS13. Or a human trafficker. Also, while he entered the US undocumented at 16, he was protected from deportation to El Salvador specifically. And he HAS lived peacefully in the US, to which court orders require his return. But still!
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Ha ha, she’s so right! It’s almost as if the people complaining believe that EVERYONE deserves basic guarantees of due process because the Constitution says so & NO ONE should be shipped to an extrajudicial prison, least of all a man who was protected from being sent to El Salvador specifically!
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Liberals are so up in arms over this! Why? Simply because it creates a system in which anyone President Trump chooses, through & including American citizens, can be kidnapped for any or no reason, shipped to El Salvador, & imprisoned there indefinitely in inhumane conditions without legal recourse?
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I don’t get this alarmism. All President Trump is doing is using untrammeled power to vilify, silence, & terrorize vulnerable populations, intimidating people & institutions based on their viewpoints, defying court orders openly & by obfuscation, & replacing laws with personal fiat. Is that so bad?
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
As a #MAGA Republican, I just don’t get this view. Everyone’s going to be fine! Just don’t look different from me, be from a place different from me, love or worship differently from me, or think differently from me. Oh, or challenge cisheteronormative patriarchy. Or speak ill of the administration.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Fellow #MAGA Republicans, help me build a list of things we should keep the libs from figuring out. 1. Protests are practice for mass action. 2. 3.5% of the population is the threshold at which nonviolent protests always succeed. 3. General strikes are the most potent nonviolent protests. What else?
bbc.com
The '3.5% rule': How a small minority can change the world
Nonviolent protests are twice as likely to succeed as armed conflicts – and those engaging a threshold of 3.5% of the population have never failed to bring about change.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Such a crazy assortment! Well, unless you see them as aspects of a core belief that every human being, regardless of sex, gender, race, creed, national origin, & socioeconomic class, deserves treatment with dignity, protection from exploitation & violence, & to be spared poverty. But you shouldn’t!
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I don’t see the problem here. President Trump is fulfilling his campaign promise to run the government more like a business! And, in this case, the business being emulated is Highmark’s customer service.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
So right! Except undocumented people weren’t “imported.” And undocumented aliens’ removal cases are heard in administrative, not federal, courts. And there isn’t currently a path to citizenship, let alone voting. Also, the Fourteenth Amendment applies to all persons in the USA. Otherwise, dead on!
Stephen Miller making a host of statements about immigration and the federal courts, which ignore the existence of administrative immigration courts to suggest that handling immigration cases would grind the US courts to a halt.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I’ve got to say, I’m usually a fan of Turning Point’s work (they simplify issues in a way that makes them both digestible & congruent with my existing beliefs!), but this one doesn’t seem great. Why would I want to watch a show where a bunch of young adults live happily in the Netherlands or Norway?
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I don’t understand why people are upset & claiming that the Justice Department is “defying the Supreme Court” & “playing semantic games while an innocent man suffers horribly for no reason.” The DoJ is simply invoking a venerable legal doctrine: To be safe, one must get to US soil and call “BASE!”
washingtonpost.com
Justice Dept. says it’s not required to bring back wrongly deported man
Kilmar Abrego García, 29, a Salvadoran immigrant married to a U.S. citizen, was mistakenly sent to a notorious prison in El Salvador.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
All the liberals pointing to this picture to claim that President Trump is lying about his weight (a svelte 224lbs!) forget that muscle tissue is dense & therefore weighs more. President Trump doesn’t exercise—at all—b/c he believes it drains his finite life force. He’s therefore light & fluffy.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I don’t have to imagine. As a MAGA Republican, I know one thing about diversity (& its consequence, the acceptance of all people as human beings): It makes me fear I’ll lose out b/c the media I consume taught me that socioeconomic advancement is zero-sum. A dictator I like, though? So comforting.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Ha! Take that, liberals who claim that President Trump’s overweight & wears lifts in his shoes to appear taller because he’s an insecure fraud of a man! This 100% accurate, indisputable memo proves he’s 6’3”, 224lbs, & has the heart rate of someone who’s fit, on a nutritious diet, & under no stress!
A memorandum from the Physician to the President describing President Trump as 6’3” tall, 224 pounds, and in perfect health.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
This is too true! President Zelenskyy was leaning on President Biden for SO MUCH! Weapons, intelligence, steadfast support of NATO, reliable participation in the liberal world order, opposition to autocrats (including Putin), & stable global markets. Good riddance! Thank God he & VP Harris are out!
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
It mystifies me that liberals claim President Trump’s a fascist simply because he swept up hundreds of people from an ethnic group without due process of law, shipped them to another country to be imprisoned in dehumanizing conditions, & flouts court orders to bring them home. Where’s your evidence?
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Speaking as a MAGA Republican, the #Minecraft movie is terrible. Not only does it present creativity & technological advancement as positives, it portrays the forces that want to turn the world bleak, dark, violent, & subject to rule by a mercurial despot as the bad guys! Blatant leftist propaganda!
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I agree with this 1000%! Believing that each person’s gender identity is valid & most likely a product of pre- & early postnatal exposure to sex hormones is like believing that tariffs are a regressive tax on consumers that risk recession, depression, & the destabilization of global markets!
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Hear, hear! Trump has more than disproved this claim by eliminating DHS maternal & child health programs, undermining unions, promoting coal, tasking ICE to deport based on ideas, banning gender-affirming care for kids, dictating gender identifiers, & weakening enforcement of 18 USC § 922(g)!
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
As a #MAGA Republican & Young Earth Creationist, I think “turbocharging” coal is great & don’t believe in the Great Oxygenation Event. But if I weren’t those things & consequently trusted science, I’d think about how aerobic bacteria didn’t know what they were doing to the atmosphere, while we do.
kentuckylantern.com
Trump calls for more coal as his administration delays new black lung protection for miners • Kentucky Lantern
New federal rule to limit coal miners’ exposure to silica dust — a leading cause of black lung disease — is being delayed from April 14 until August.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It’s actually very easy for us. All we do is not REALLY think about how the people we’re treating as subhuman are people. Our being racist helps, as does our lack of empathy & our un- or underutilized perspective-taking skills. Oh, & our belief that socioeconomic advancement must be zero-sum. See?
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
1/ You know, it would be terrible if the libs caught on to how (1) offense/outrage & shame typically function as a dyadic, restorative social ritual & (2) we MAGA Republicans, & especially the Trump administration, & ESPECIALLY President Trump, disrupt it by refusing to participate. Were they to, 🧵
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I know there’s been a lot going on lately, but I feel like we’re overdue for an @adamkinzinger.bsky.social security clearance revocation. Let’s get on that, guys.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Why are people mocking Pastor Isker? Exposure to all sorts of things turns people gay—media representation of gay people, equal rights for gays, societal acceptance, Chris Evans….Just about the only thing that doesn’t is prenatal & early postnatal exposure to androgens, estrogens, & progestogens.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
So much for liberals’ accusations that the Roberts Court is overturning decades of precedent! By ruling that President Trump can disappear people to El Salvador, the Supreme Court has reaffirmed stare decisis & added its link to the chain of cases extending back through Korematsu & Dred Scott.
supremecourt.gov
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Hey, so, fellow MAGA Republicans making these edits, I get it. You have your orders (which, by the way, remember not to use that as a defense in the trials at the end of all this). But this is a step too far. Also, please put MLK back on the “I Have a Dream” page before the libs find him gone, ok?
newrepublic.com
Trump’s Anti-DEI Purge Hits Harriet Tubman and Underground Railroad
Harriet Tubman is now DEI, apparently.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This decision by the Supreme Court just makes sense. Sure, Mr. Garcia was taken by force to El Salvador (from which he had fled gang violence & to which he was specifically protected from being returned by law) by mistake & without due process. But we must be deliberate & careful from here on out!
axios.com
Supreme Court pauses order requiring deported Maryland man be returned to U.S.
The man, who was legally living in Maryland, has not been convicted of gang-related crimes.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Everybody knows that most basic law of economics,“Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.” Rocketing the markets into the ground will bounce them up higher than ever! Brilliant, just brilliant, on the part of President Trump!
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Yesterday’s 5.2 million #HandsOff protestors HAD to be paid actors. The broad coalition? The message cohesion? The lack of violence? It’s too professional! We MAGA Republicans could barely muster 2,500 white people for an insurrection & we’re STILL arguing over whether it was us or antifa!
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Listen, I get why people are criticizing President Trump over this. It seems callous and out-of-touch. But in stressful times, we all need our outlets. And for him, it was either golf, or his newest hobby, playing the fiddle.
apnews.com
As stock market continues plummeting over tariffs, Trump spends the day at his golf course
President Donald Trump says his trade policies will never change despite sending the global economy into a tailspin by announcing tariffs on foreign imports.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Fellow MAGA Republicans who are wavering & saying things like “I didn’t vote for this” & “I wanted to be able to retire” & “How will I be able to afford food?” & “This is going to utterly destroy the business/farm my family has owned for generations,” stay strong! We’re totally owning the libs!
wsj.com
Stock Market News Today: Dow Falls 1400 Points; Powell Makes First Post-Tariff Comments — Live Updates
China slapped a 34% tariff on U.S. goods starting April 10 in retaliation to Trump's tariff plans. Global markets tumble as the trade war begins. Follow along for live updates on how the Dow, S&P 500 ...
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
No no no, speaking for all MAGA Republicans, do not pick up on this yet. The Trump administration has not had enough time to dehumanize a sufficient portion of the population, bring its most potent potential enemies to heel, or inure the people to its abuses of power. Just a few more weeks, please.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Shame on the people accusing the Trump administration of being a fascist, faux-theocratic, oligarchical kakistocracy just b/c of its ongoing destruction of the global economy & liberal world order. It is proudly a kakistocratic, oligarchical, Christian nationalist, fascist autocracy. Get it right.
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Decipiatur @angelofscience.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I don’t get why people are mocking Donald Trump for this. He is following a proven path for revitalizing America’s manufacturing sector: Spark a Depression, trigger a World War, force massive militarization of the economy, reduce the workforce so wages go up—everyone profits! #tariffs #Trumponomics
latintimes.com
Trump Mocked for Claiming Tariffs Would Have Prevented Great Depression: 'Make Everyone Poor Again'
The internet is mocking President Donald Trump for boasting about his impending tariffs, which experts say will do the opposite of grow the economy.
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