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Angel Luis Colón

@angelluiscolon.com
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he/him | Award Winning 🇵🇷 Writer of🪳INFESTED🪳, MINECRAFT: HOUSE OF HORRORS, and the upcoming POP! | Rep'd by JM Darga at Aevitas Creative | angelluiscolon.com

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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 25/09/2026
How cool is this? Your boy’s out there in Deutschland.
A German copy of Minecraft: House of Horrors.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 16/09/2026
Nobody has ever gone this hard.
The wrestler, Ultimo Dragon, in full luchador gear (including a cloak with shoulder pads) riding a horse. No man has ever gone this fucking hard.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 22/08/2026
Going to a PR house, you bring PR bread. Some pan sobao for a brunch visit!
Two loaves of fresh-backed pan sobao on cooling racks.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 20/08/2026
Also: my books.
Photo of a post with white words on black background that reads: "How would you describe your online presence? Me:"

Below is a picture of a woman with the caption: This stuff is for bisexuals and goths
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
Cover of Smashing Pumpkins’ Siamese Dream
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 09/07/2026
Just a little taste of the insanity in these pages.
One of those fancy images that gives folks details of what's in a book.

Image shows the POP! cover with arrows pointing at it to convey some topics in the story that include:
a) Hipster hitman - hit with ennui
b) hyperstylized Brooklyn
c) hyper-competent assistant - took a level in badass
d) capybara milk & avant-garde sewer art shows
e) #lifegoals crossed out and replaced with #spitegoals
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 26/06/2026
It's the last day to save some money on pre-orders over at Barnes & Noble! Pick up POP! along with any other books you're dying to get your hands on this year.
Flyer advertising the Barnes & Noble 25% pre-order sale for my book, POP!
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 24/06/2026
I can finally share this! Catch me, Jorge Enrique Paz, and @nikkorpon.bsky.social at @milmundosnyc.bsky.social on Saturday, August 1st. If you're in NYC and have/know young readers who'd like to hang out, hear some fun book excerpts, and even get their books signed, RSVP via milmundo.com/events!
A flyer for event: Cats & Cucarachas. A book reading and signing at Mil Mundos Books Saturday, August 1! 

RSVP via milmundo.com/events
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 24/06/2026
I made one of these. Am I in the club now? Please buy my book - bookshop.org/p/books/pop-...
One of those book promo pics with a book cover and a million fancy arrows pointing at it with headings that let you know the surface level stuff in the book.

Those include:
Black market babies
Capybaras
Sad hipster hitmen
SO MUCH VIOLENCE
Bisexual love triangles
An alarming amount of cheese puns
Sewer Spelunking? Ew
The soul-crushing experience of hyper-competency in late stage capitalist hellscape NYC
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 23/06/2026
OH HELL YES
A press release announcing Lin Manuel Miranda’s WARRIORS is coming to broadway in 2027 with previews in March and the open in April.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 22/06/2026
Edit of the start screen from arcade game bad dudes with the text: "The President has filled the reflecting pool with algae. Are you a bad enough dude to keep tourists from touching it?"
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 15/06/2026
Went wandering around the Bronx yesterday and it was a trip to see my mom’s old beauty parlor is still a hair spot AND has a Puerto Rican flag on the window.
Picture of the outside of a barber shop with a Puerto Rican flag at the window.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 05/06/2026
Tfw you’re Puerto Rican and this is always funny.
A picture of motion sensor with the word “Toto” above it.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 31/05/2026
If your boy is gonna make a spaghetti & meatball dinner with garlic bread, he’s gonna make it as much from scratch as possible.
Fresh-baked Italian breadBowl of spaghetti & meatballs with some garlic bread.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 29/05/2026
Four twists/reveals/shock moments from comics that are burned into your brain. Don't overthink it. #comicsdna
Omniman saying "The feeling was mutual"The Saint of Killers confronting God in PreacherFantastic Four when Alicia is revealed to be a SkrullBane breaks Batman
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 27/05/2026
POP! is now live over at Netgalley in ARC AND ALC formats! NetGalley: links.ruadanbooks.com/POPNG UK: links.ruadanbooks.com/POPUK Edelweiss: links.ruadanbooks.com/POPEW Audio: NG: links.ruadanbooks.com/POPANG UK: links.ruadanbooks.com/POPAUK #BookSky
Graphic advertising POP! by Angel Luis Colon and it’s availability on Netgalley/Edelweiss.

Graohic shows the book cover with text beneath reading: Meet Poppy Leathers: this burned-out, bright-eyed sociopath won’t let the retirement of her hitman boss take her out too.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 23/05/2026
A Star Trek: DS9 title card that says “Deep eye contact with quark as he says “females” for 47 minutes”
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 21/05/2026
It happened again nine years ago today. Cheers to one of the greatest TV experiences of all time and cheers to you, Mr. Lynch.
A picture from Twin Peaks: The Return. In it Wally Brando played by Michael Cera is flanked by his parents, receptionist Lucy (Kimmy Robertson) and deputy officer Andy (Harry Goaz)
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 16/05/2026
IT HAS BEGUN
A picture from my word doc of "redacted book title, Draft 1"
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 12/05/2026
Oh, I think this is happening.
map of downtown Pittsburgh
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 10/05/2026
Your boy is on his bullshit again.
12 homemade canalés on a cooling rack. Cross section of a canalé.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 09/05/2026
Who are your favorite douchebags in horror flicks who got what they deserved? For me, Rhodes in Day of The Dead.
A man screaming as multiple zombie hands reach at him.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 08/05/2026
Canalé batter. It’s a slow process, but worth it once we bake in two days.
A picture of a white mixing bowl with batter and a whisk inside.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 07/05/2026
The Martin Scorcese meme with the words ';Absolute Horses"
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 02/05/2026
Oh shit - this is going to happen.
A pic of the Young Bucks’ Twitter bio that says “One Day we’ll wrestle the New Day & everyone will rejoice. Remember this bio.”
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 01/05/2026
CAKE
A square slice of banana cake with a salted caramel frosting topped with coconut and walnuts.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 30/04/2026
It's nice to feel some (coerced) love!
A one sheet with a red background. Lower left hand corner is the logo for Ruadan Books. Center bottom is the cover for POP! by Angel Luis Colon. 

a blurb that reads: "I would do anything for Poppy Leathers. I would die for her. I would read a thousand books about her and still beg for more." Libby Cudmore author of Negative Girl
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 30/04/2026
And while yes, maybe there were threats involved in asking folks to read and blurb...
A one sheet with a red background. Lower left hand corner is the logo for Ruadan Books. Center bottom is the cover for POP! by Angel Luis Colon. 

a blurb that reads: "This is a book no other writer could create, and nobody writes like Angel Luis Colon." E.A. Aymar author of When She Left
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 30/04/2026
Despite its...eccentricities...
A one sheet with a red background. Lower left hand corner is the logo for Ruadan Books. Center bottom is the cover for POP! by Angel Luis Colon. 

a blurb that reads: "As witty as it is vicious, POP! reads like The Devil Wears Prada and Layer Cake got into a gunfight that left them both too bloody to be distinguishable from each other." Johnny Compton author of The Spite House
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 30/04/2026
People seem to like it.
A one sheet with a red background. Lower left hand corner is the logo for Ruadan Books. Center bottom is the cover for POP! by Angel Luis Colon. 

a blurb that reads: "POP! is a twisted, fun, dark, and loaded with heart." Alex Segura bestselling author of Dardevil: Enemy of My Enemy
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 30/04/2026
Word's getting out about POP!
A one sheet with a red background. Lower left hand corner is the logo for Ruadan Books. Center bottom is the cover for POP! by Angel Luis Colon. 

Above the book cover is a blurb that reads: "POP! is a stunning explanation of ambition and drive...in the capable hands of Angel Luis Colon it becomes an existential journey not to be missed." S.A. Cosby bestselling author of King of Ashes.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 30/04/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.
A picture of Homer Simpson looking at a smiling Hank Scorpio who is wearing a backwards blazer.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 18/04/2026
I wanted cookies, but a little off the beaten path. Therefore: Curry Peanut Butter Cookies. They are fugging amazing. We already ate 4 of the 24.
Twenty fresh-baked curry peanut butter cookies on a cooling rack. They each have a single peanut in the middle.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 13/04/2026
If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
A baby wearing a a long brown wig and a white Carhartt hat.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 12/04/2026
Been a minute since I made a simple banana bread. Little bit of dark chocolate and walnut in the mix.
A loaf of freshly baked banana bread.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 11/04/2026
Let me say: I HATED Cats since I saw it when I was 9. This is fucking brilliant so far. IT WAS ALWAYS A DRAG BALL.
Playbill for Cats: The Jellicle Ball
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 11/04/2026
Little pandan and coconut pastry. Sorry, bud, you cute, but you dying.
A little soup dumpling shaped pastry with a happy little face.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 10/04/2026
Finally, a game for real dudes.
A Zelda: Tears of The Kingdom style logo that instead says 'Minal Mantasy: Cloud & Sephiroth Kiss In This One"
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 05/04/2026
Met this little guy on my morning hike. May have blown his mind when I showed him how big his world was.
A picture of my hand holding a tiny garter snake.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 02/04/2026
And this one always kills me.
Tweet from @thepunningham from Dec 2, 2014 that reads:

"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to...what?
"Bond Name's the James"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 02/04/2026
A photo of a tweet from @FoodNetwerk dated 6, April 2012 that says "Need to whip up a dessert in a hurry? Dump a bag of oreos on the floor and eat the oreos off the floor like a animal you piece of shit"
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 22/03/2026
Just an amazing album.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 16/03/2026
How would you open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only.
Shot of Quick Stop Grocery store from Clerks with a tarp reading “I assure you we’re open.”
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 13/03/2026
Check out mah buns.
Six fresh hamburger buns.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 05/03/2026
Oh, THAT'S why Trump loves him.
Headline that reads: Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 05/03/2026
Post an iconic horror movie image.
Close up of Sadako’s eye from the Japanese version of The Ring.
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 02/03/2026
A photo of a sky background with the words "Twin Peaks" in the new game Pokopia's title font
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 01/03/2026
Went to see Little Shop of Horrors at a 102 year old theater tonight. Worth it!
Inside of an old school movie theater from the 1920s
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 28/02/2026
What's this, a random opportunity to post my favorite scene from The Critic?
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 28/02/2026
The title card to Twin Peaks, but it says “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” because it made me laugh.
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