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Okay, let’s go for a walk.

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SOMEONE has to! Now get off your ass, stop moping, and tell me what you did.

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Stop blaming your problems on other people. Our late queen? Your own mother, of all people? She didn’t leave you, she died. It’s not her fault that you suck at coping. I don’t know what you did, but I know your patterns. You’re not a very wise king.

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The tree didn’t ruin your life. It doesn’t even have a central nervous system.

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Oh. Maybe I should stop by for a visit!

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Uhhhhhhh that’s new. Did you ask him why?

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Yeah that must be a weird feeling…

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Then how did they get a vessel to freely walk the earth?

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They wanted to know how they’re wrapped up in this mess too. Did you mention them in the spell??

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It sounded like they weren’t interested in bringing this topic up to you. I dunno. The world’s weird.

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Relax, your majesty. They asked. And they have a right to know.

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Alright alright whatever I’m just trying to worm my way out of this “messenger” gig.

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You know, you could also talk to him ‘bout this stuff.

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I honestly don’t know how you’re involved other than having the displeasure of being their child. I’d have to talk to the King about this… but do you want him to know I told you?

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Okay, first of all, you didn’t ask to be born. So that’s automatically not your fault. Second————- I think they were destined to remember one way or another.

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Hey none of this is your fault.

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None that has been found, young Lord.

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We also think it might’ve made them more prone to sin considering it was like… demon magic that was used. You asked, you received, young Lord.

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Yeah well the gist of it is that they’re stuck together. That’s why they’re so….. discontent being apart. It’s not like a normal break-up where things can heal with time.

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He did, but we did some research and it seems like whatever he did might’ve backfired a little lotta bit.

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Uhhhhhhhh Okay But don’t say I didn’t warn you, young Lord. You know the story of what happened, right? When your dad uhhhh. Died.?

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Then that means I shouldn’t either!!

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UHHHHHHH maybe you should ask your father about this.

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Hello yes? *Sam can be heard drunkenly singing along to a piano rendition of Let It Be in the background*

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MY LORD!! THIS WILL HAVE BEEN THE 12th TIME!!!

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Ew don’t call me ma’am I’m not that old!!!

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Don’t talk about him like that. He did what he did because he loved a guy so much. Even if it was for a human, I still think it’s sweet.

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