lmao no food all day because i was too scared to leave my room and i only managed to eat half my sandwich awesome
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mouse girlfailure extraordinaire. she/it trans, ace lesbian, poly. i do art and stream but mostly depression post. 18+ i guess site/links: angelfriedcake.neocities.org
!["welcome to Gloopistan, where everyone enjoys eating gloop"
[picture of squeeze tube labeled GLOOP and a glittery pile of gloop beside it]
"people put gloop on everything!"
[labeled pictures of a burger, pizza, and 'coffee', all covered in gloop]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kozx5cyfde57wclnxlzhsks/bafkreierwovapkxynoaxmzvbjvojiz6gl4hkhqrgtc2pz3ssvstxzl2bme)
!["everyone always looks so happy when they eat gloop..."
[picture of two people making orgasmic faces while eating gloop]
"i'm gonna move to Gloopistan & enjoy gloop every day!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kozx5cyfde57wclnxlzhsks/bafkreieb2a7kbfyf7l27ku4r3vvo7kk73m2lqigsc4jphhs54txyontcca)
!["day 1, i'm so excited! i order a gloop sandwich - it's bland. i can barely taste it."
[picture of sad person staring at a gloop smothered sandwich]
"day 2, gloop parfait. flavorless. day 13, gloop steak. just ok. this isn't the gloop i was promised."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kozx5cyfde57wclnxlzhsks/bafkreicigexlyb6vq6d6okymagbnpf3uqb22r3disyxodv5zwd3zxacvay)
!["i've waited my whole life for gloop. i must be eating it wrong. i gulp gloop straight from the tube. i choke and retch. this sucks. i hate this."
[picture of upset person with gloop spilling out of their mouth]
"why can't i enjoy gloop? i like when others enjoy gloop, but i want that too. it's not fair. it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kozx5cyfde57wclnxlzhsks/bafkreidf7qisijyqhufpyjuufpcqwuwxjnaw6grm63vabnmf4rg6wyp5ty)
![[1] stella the mouse is unhappy [2] a plate of cheese slides over, stella's expression livens up [3] stella is elatedly consuming the cheese [4] there's no more cheese, stella is sad [5] stella is reminded of how ephemeral happiness is and becomes even sadder](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2kozx5cyfde57wclnxlzhsks/bafkreicgcsgnabqwgkpthbwvexzm753ivirln6ijabh56jqi2r73xr3lvi)
