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Michael

@anewdoor.bsky.social
1 followers 2 following 25 posts

He/him pronouns. I'm door! Wow! What a shocker, what a twist!

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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
no
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
dont need to this si quite literally what u just sent
A image of a cabbage.
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
you are you and that is wonderful. peace and love
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
cabby the cabbage
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
re-listening to TMA can't wait to sit through this and freak out because I'm not pay attention and think that Jon is talking about me #tma #TheMagnusArchives
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
every color is truly a color and you are marvelous
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
is this a lore-accurate rendition of Sen
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
cabbage
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
my only goal is to exert the same vibes your six year old cousin does when he wanders into his mom's bedroom at 4:57 AM to let her know he has shat the bed.
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Je T'Aime
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
coming back again tomorrow because i came to taco bell for severe bowel issues not to care if youre gaslighting me
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
#fnaf bug but it's just me, crawling around in the space between the pizzeria walls after closing like a cheese-hungry rat who would like his fistfuls of cold pizza and toppings please.
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
:(
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
You made me this way.
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
what if u woke up one morning and your door was a different shade than normal and u tried to leave but u actually entered The Distortion's stomach... jk jk, unless?
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
why do i have no eyes in this scenario what did you do to them?
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
you like your door songs without being about The Distortion? no culture.
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i still miss Needles pls come back i need another sharp creature to fill my empty soul #TheMagnusProtocol
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Who found you? 🙂
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i did mean be careful but you know what why not open that door
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
when don't I do my job? I told you about the guy who came to put in the air conditioning.
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
inhales the fumes like i'm taking a fat toke from a blunt.
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
you are the bane of my existence.
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
no, ignore my profile picture dw about it lol
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Michael @anewdoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i know i have literally just joined this website but i wanted to commemorate that by sharing the time that I was so tired that i genuinely thought that I had to be opening my bedroom door bc Helen!Distortion could be my door and might eat me #TMA #TheMagnusArchives
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