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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Weird how the pro-life crowd is super excited about a public execution.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Today is my boss' birthday and I made an appointment to donate blood in her honor. Since I work at a blood center, this is like the perfect gift. Tomorrow is my performance review.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine thinking you were going to die and getting a "lethal" injection and then waking up.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Crazy to think that just one little blood clot could transform this from a boring old Tuesday into the best day in modern history.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoa Trump is sending out $90 checks! That might cover a whole tank of gas during the Trump presidency.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Visited Ronald Reagan's boyhood home today.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just dropped off my ballot (directly in the ballot box, I don't trust the mail). @julianastratton.bsky.social and @govpritzker.illinois.gov, you got my vote!
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guess the injections aren't really "lethal."
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm rewatching Gilmore Girls for at least the 10th time, this time with my daughter. I'm still learning new things and making cool associations I never made before. Last night I took a deep dive on Claudine Longet, and realized the song they play is axtually the 2nd reference to her in the series.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remembering that time in Manhattan KS when a drunk wrong-way driving College of Vet Med student killed a mother and her boyfriend and only got 90 days in jail because he had a promising future.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate when I get an email from a company that says they've been trying to reach me when that's literally the first communication I've ever received from them. They try to make it sound like you're actively avoiding them, like a deadbeat.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love seeing posts about kids who make kids with Down Syndrome Homecoming King and Queen etc. I just wish kids with say, autism, or mental illness could receive that kind of attention. They never do.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why are people so bad at putting PTO on their calendars? I don't need my entire day blocked off because you're taking PTO.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone else not surprised about the Cornell rapists based solely on how much Andy from The Office talked about Cornell?
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can someone please tell LinkedIn that I don't need to know when someone from my own organization found my profile? Like that's not the point of having my profile on there.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
TFW you've visited all your little websites and now it's time to work.
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Ok Cat Okay Cat
ALT: Ok Cat Okay Cat
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You'd think if you go to a walk-in lab they'd be ready for people to you know, walk in for lab work.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Beastiality perps are going to be allowed in the FBI now? What next, make a serial sexual offender and pedophile president?
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Imagine if Kamala or literally anyone else promised $5000 for a winning vote.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I really need Elizabeth Holmes to stop showing up on my accounts.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Last year, I lost my appetite for coffee due to my glp-1. Now I like coffee again but the thought of basically any carbonated beverage grosses me out.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I saw Macklemore on SNL and he gave this huge, genuine smile at the end of the song and even though he was kinda cringey, that was so endearing.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is P!nk really a Zionist? 😭
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Claiming he was pulled from the 9/11 rubble is probably his stupidest lie yet. Why doesn't he say he was pulling other people from the rubble? Much more heroic.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm sick of being hot
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Antibacterial products are being recalled due to risk of exposure to bacteria.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Maybe it will happen this weekend.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's Sept 3 in Illinois I'm supposed to be wearing cute fall outfits, instead I'm having to dress for 100 degrees. :(
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Clueless was my favorite movie when I was 20. And Paul Rudd hasn't aged a day since then.
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Cher Horowitz Says 'Ugh, As If!' (Pilot Hardy)
ALT: Cher Horowitz Says 'Ugh, As If!' (Pilot Hardy)
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Time Curry today. Another 80 year old. They come in 3's, right?
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The new washer's been installed and I'm scheduling pickup on the old one. I will not order appliances from Home Depot again. The draw for me was the installation, but they apparently are no better at it than me.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There's no fucking way Trump outlived Dolly. This world sucks.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mitch McConnell? Epstein Files?
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They won't complain about losing food stamps if we make all the food too unsafe to eat.
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Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
ALT: Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm sad because I ordered some SOCKS two weeks ago and they're not here. They were at my post office 2 days ago then they disappeared. Then today I was supposed to get a washer installed but they only delivered it because they couldn't figure out how to turn off the water.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey, some good news! www.ourquadcities.com/news/local-n...
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Henry County Sheriff’s Office ends Flock partnership
The Henry County Sheriff’s Office is ending its partnership with Flock Safety. A post on the department’s Facebook page said it is ending its partnership with Flock Safety, effective August 3…
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Is Excel ever gonna fix the thing where you click in a cell and a cell 3 rows away is selected?
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why do some people need to meet to ask a question? Why not just ask the question? Then if I can't answer it, we can meet.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's easier to block a MAGAt than to try to educate them.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The only time it sucks working from home is when you have 3 kids and two have bad salmonella and you have mild salmonella and you only have one bathroom.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The cheerleader is dead and where are the Epstein files?
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The jab? I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm like this.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Why do Biden and Lucy Davis have to suffer with stage 4 cancer and Trump's still just Trumping around?
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I used to think pedophiles could be any creed, race, age, or political party. But I wouldn't be surprised to find that more and more of them are BECOMING republican because that's the party that will accept and even celebrate them.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I love how my kid's school will send out a message saying my kid's been missing from 2 classes today and to fill out an attendance request on the SIS but there is no such thing on the SIS and if you call the school they say it was just one class, just a glitch oops.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He was discharged from rehab and now he is in his final resting place (hell).
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sometimes when they tell me to replicate something from a previous year but I don't want to do it all, I just label part of it as "historical" and act like we all agreed we don't need to worry about it anymore. Usually works.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Pretty funny seeing "so and so left the chat" when they were fired a year ago.
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Amy @anewamy8.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My co-workers must think really highly of me. They think I can even read minds.
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