Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If I wore a hijab-inspired secular accessory as part of a Halloween costume this year…would that be insensitive? 020
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I got a nice denim jacket at the market today that makes me look buff 👀 pics some time soon I’m sure 490
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Flirted with the guy constantly posting on his insta story about how he’s waiting for the right man to come along and got BRUTALLY rejected. “I have a Nintendo at home. Byeee.” Sir I was inside you a month ago excuse your attitude 4110
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That song Nicole Kidman makes me feel so pussy, like what if I had boobs 030
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There’s this guy I game with occasionally that I have this crazy crush on. But ofc he’s taken and I feel so guilty for even thinking about it 🙃 290
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What should I be for Halloween? Accepting any and all ideas [serious] !! 120
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My 10 year long hatred of Ed Sheeran is finally justified, I knew that guy was an ugly lil bitch 2130
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Long diary post coming: I start a new job tomorrow. It’s been the longest I’ve had off (no work/no school) since I graduated high school, the summer before college. I’m kinda disappointed in myself for going that long, but maybe I needed that time to reflect, prioritize and strategize. 1120
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I don’t understand my feelings at all lol so I’m just gonna shut up and enjoy the ride 130
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Made a dope as fuck automatic smelter in Minecraft on a Saturday night lfg 031
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I have a date tomorrow morning—please God let him be a yapper 1130
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Watched The Odyssey for the third time, all in 70mm IMAX, because I can. To everyone else—static.klipy.comPattinson somebody get these beggars out of hereALT: Pattinson somebody get these beggars out of here 020
Reposted by Andy PSaz 🔜 BLFC @sazemek.com · 25/08/2026Nerdiness is pretty hot. Like "c'mere you fuckin dork". 79420
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Oh hey that guy’s kinda cute, maybe I’ll go talk to them. *has a boyfriend* 😒 150
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Secured 6 amazing seats to the IMAX showing of Dune 3, refreshed the page after I bought them, and the whole theater is nearly sold out 140
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Tove Lo’s internet presence is so millennial, it’s so cute 020
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026You thought you were just gonna come over, hook up and be done with it? No. Once we finish up, we are booting up Overcooked and I expect nothing less than peak performance. Now hurry up and chop those tomatoes 🍅 we have hungry customers to serve 1110
Reposted by Andy PBaby girl @urb3stboy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Been barking a lot more lately……. Thinking 1412
Reposted by Andy PHephaestus⚒️ @hephaestusx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Tuesday bluesday or something idk 626021
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I love being added on insta by a gay I’ve never met and then next thing you know I’m on their close friends list. Baby, I am single and available!! 0100
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Idk how many Leagueheads I have on here, but you will never catch me in a ranked match with a Vel’Koz. That champ is disgusting and I have been banning him for 3 straight years 020
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My heart was so full this weekend I don’t even need Honcho 😍 030
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Nightmare blunt rotation gays on my Instagram feed at Market Days 050
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I beat Kingdom Hearts 3 today and that was definitely a game. What should I play next? 360
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I asked a hookup why I’m only recently meeting him, since I obviously think he’s very cute. He tells me that he always thought I had a snobby air about me, but then when I asked further, he was like “you’re the go-go dancer at the club, right?” Are people misidentifying me as a snobby dancer? :/ 350
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My mom asked me what my top 5 favorite songs of all time are. Does she have any idea how difficult that is? 040
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I think I’m gonna pull the trigger on a surgery I’ve been putting off for years 😬 280
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Who wants to run their fingers through my hair until I fall asleep 👀 3661
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I have a really fun idea for a project I want to pull off but it’ll be time-sensitive and rely on several other people to be willing to participate. I feel like I always come up with ideas for myself and never follow through though, so maybe I’ll see if I can stick it through this time! 250
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Ofc Bluesky is crashing on the rare occasion I feel like posting hog on main. I will not be silenced 0160
Andy P @andyyp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Looks like I’ll finally be able to pound this sexy Midwest bear from my hometown after years of talking about it 😍 0110
