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Andy Morris

@andymorris.bsky.social
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Nashville native, Methodist, hunger warrior, cheese enthusiast. Friend of Estonia. Opinions are my own.

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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Smushed up!
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
July 15, 2026 155 points • No mistakes 🟪🟪🌟 🟨🟨🌟 🌟🟩🟩 🟦🌟🟦 4x3.fun
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Justice Department should never have wrath. Wrath is antithesis of justice.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This is the kind of discourse we have in this country now.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Business as usual
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
If you know, you know.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I live in West Nashville and @whataburgerr.bsky.social has ignored us. Unreal. We eat hamburgers out here too. No, Clarksville doesn't count. And seriously.... Springfield, TN but not Bellevue?
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
That pile of metal? Used to be a Kroger.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
We're in a new gilded age. After an analysis of poor people and their peers, they are still poor after an adjustment of regressive tax policy and tariffs.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
What? I hope average private citizens who are accused of fraud sue Litnick for slander so hard his mother feels it. www.businessinsider.com/howard-lutni...
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
When the editor who writes your headlines is functionally illiterate:
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Where is the help with groceries prices the American people were promised? I want the America that was a disaster back.
Screen shot of egg price $4.69 at Nashville Tennessee Kroger.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
TN Gov. Lee: No only will you eat my shit voucher bill...you have to publicly announce it tastes gooooooood. www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
Screen grab of portion of Tennesseean article linked in the post.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If January is any indication "memory-hole" is in the running for a new Merriam-Webster Dictionary word. Wait...I just checked. It's already in there. How did I not remember that?
Picture of text from a Atlantic article where the term Memory-Holed is used.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Take it down. Shove it in a closet. See you next year.
Disassembled artificial Christmas tree in an open box
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Runner up
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025
Plain, simple Garak from Star Trek DS9 is smirking with meme text below saying, "Things are never so bad they can't be made worse."
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Why are there currently no rodents found in traps outside our building.
A hawk or other bird of prey perched in a tree above the civil war redoubt behind Calvary United Methodist Church in Nashville, TN. The bird is in silhouette with sunset behind.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Vacancy: available for weary immigrants, transient agricultural workers, and unwed mothers. Newborns gladly welcome.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
How was your weekend?
Antique upright piano that is partially disassembled sits and waits curbside for trash pickup.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Thought you should know.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Welcome to the new followers. All 4 of you. You have questionable taste. To the left: how funny I am in my head. Middle: funny in person. Right: funny on social media. You've been briefed.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
They euthanized the squirrel.
Aid briefs Former President G. W. Bush on 9/11 while he is reading to a class of children
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Soundtrack: the bird is the word.
White garbage truck with stupid looking Trump political signs and American flags adorning it drives on a wet deserted tarmac.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Stolen from elsewhere on the Internet.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
The (Star Trek themed) vibe I bring to the party.
An Elvis impersonator is clearly also a Klingon in a judo jumpsuit and is holding a traditional Klingon ba'leth sword.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Wrugh wroug.
Screenshot of phone with no less 7 headlines and thumbnails of new reports of US Rep. Andy Ogles TN-05 having his phone seized by the FBI. Each photo of him features a very punchable face, notably Ogles.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
Ketchup and Mustard
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
A French tourist in Estonia last week asked me about our freedom to bear arms. With hesitation I told him it's not totally beneficial to our society when people are mentally ill and we don't protect ourselves by restricting rights. He was shocked. He thought I was downplaying a luxurious right.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Irony is not dead. It's just out of stock because these fools USED IT ALL UP.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
uh, which is it?
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Land of the free and home of the brave is now land of the exclusive and home of the xenophobe.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Also White people from AL: "they are trying to replace us!"
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Andy Ogles just makes me shake my damn head.
Screen grab of article except where Ogles comments that he has not looked at the classified info so that he could discuss it.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Felt like my Chex mix was too "check". I give you "Nuts and Shaft." Simply pecans and Pretzels coated in check mix goodness.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
TL;DR. Assuming he's thirsty. Moved on already.
Screenshot from Tennessean article clickbait offering to explain why Kid Rock is done boycotting a tasteless beverage which he bought copious amounts of to destroy on video proving he doesn't understand how boycotts work.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Color me not surprised
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
Bloomin'
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
I'll take POLITICAL STUNTS for $500, Alex.
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Andy Morris @andymorris.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
First post. Don't move to Nashville. Blah blah blah TEDtalk.
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