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It’s a shame that Jerry Lewis doesn’t want his prescient movie about Bill Maher’s career arc to ever be seen.

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It's Confederated Products. It's a different company, it's a different quality of product.

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Guy whose band lifted part of West Side Story’s “America” for a song called “Don’t Tread On Me” before taking their fans to court before Congress: “Uhhhhhhhh, we don’t really do politics, guys.”

Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Give it up for John Stamos replacing Charles Manson as the most cruel person connected to the Beach Boys.

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Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Once you’ve heard this, you will know for certain that there is nothing he’s “too good” for. youtu.be/7xlc0T12Imw?...

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Billy Bob Thornton - Angelina

YouTube video by BillyBobThorntonVEVO

Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Anyone saying “We are Charlie Kirk” who isn’t dead is just Eric Deters.

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Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“We’ve made a serial child rapist president twice. Here’s why we don’t agree with this man’s politics.”

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Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Haven’t “normal Democrats” been embarrassed by a serial child rapist twice now?

Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I wonder what these districts’ coaches get paid?

Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

They took the arcade machine no one used out of our office yesterday, when, you could say, in a way, the 2010s died.

Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Good to see a guy who decided to make a “song” about how mean the press was for reporting on the child he had brought to his house OD-ing before he could rape her is a good guy again because he gave a politician money.

Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I was 14, and what else am I going to buy in Toledo, Spain, a Mud Hens jersey?

Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We have a landmark here in Kentucky dedicated to Obama’s presidency. It’s called Mammoth Cave.

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Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m reminded of when Barack Obama learned of a racist cop threatening a Black man in front of his own home because he was a racist cop, and Obama decided the solution was a photo op with all parties involved over beers; after which, police never behaved in a racist, violent manner ever again.

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Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You’re the most progressive neighbor of our lives!

Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

At least make it to the charity stripe and try to satisfy the Suzanne Vega fans in attendance.

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Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I heard Choosin’ Texas for the first time last night. I don’t know how to put this more gently. Are today’s white kids getting *whiter*?

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Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Now that it’s brought to my mind, I want more than so many things to hear the shelved Sherman Hemsley prog rock album with Jon Anderson of Yes.

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Do you think there were non-Nazi Germans accused by their countrymen of what we’d now call virtue signaling? “Oh, you’re gonna act like you’re SO much better than everyone who worked hard to build that camp!”

“What do you mean I lost the chess game?! Look at all the pawns I took off the board!”

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Why, they won’t even be able to give out $50K loans to fraudsters who have no intention of paying them back!

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Today’s a good day to learn my old college roommate, whom I know has never listened to my music, really likes the fast food commercial disguised as a playlist.

Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s strange, I know, but I don’t care what white nationalists who support a serial child rapist think of me.

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Now’s a good time to remember how in 2016 Hillary Clinton had Harvey Weinstein appear on MSNBC to discuss what a sicko Bernie Sanders was to women.

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Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Coming soon: YOUR LABEL’S A PAYDAY LENDOR YOUR SCENE’S AN MLM WITH NEW HAT

Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Sorry. The actors will be speaking while ON Olde English.”

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Someone should check in with the author of this. people.csail.mit.edu/rivest/votin...

people.csail.mit.edu

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That’s enough to win the nomination if you win one Confederate state and offer everyone cabinet positions in exchange for dropping out, if past primaries are any indication.

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I may be too optimistic, but being the Ellisons’ kind of Democrat should be enough to tank the Beshear presidential campaign before it takes off.

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Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Aww, cute! Someone believes himself to be a journalist!

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The Aggies can still beat UK if Charlie Barker does the right thing.

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Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Now we can presume what had kept Shaq from joining the FBI until just this month.

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Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

17 years ago today, I played a show at Lisa’s Oak Street Lounge to no one, not even my girlfriend at the time. I know we throw around the term “villain origin story” quite a bit, but..

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Andy Matter @andymatter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Everyone made the same joke on the Duncan Sheik news! I haven’t seen the likes of it since that guy from Drowning Pool died.

Love getting told off about how the music biz and the world really work by someone who makes a living teaching dentists’ children how to play Everlong.

Eight of the Louder Than Life headlining acts were popular 30 years ago. The baby boomers tell me the wealth will start trickling down any day now.

He would retell his threatening McConnell and Reagan with the passion usually saved for personal high school sport anecdotes.

I have feared for my life at a party at his place, and I’ve met him for lunch at Dizzy Whizz. These were two separate days, for the record.

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