Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Docking a dog’s ears doesn’t make the dog look “hard”, it just makes the owner look like a twat. 030 3
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025A £10 fine for failing to vacate the till within 30 seconds of completing payment seems perfectly reasonable. It should apply to manned tills as well as self-service tills. I don’t have all day to wait for you to pack your stuff painfully slowly or to natter with the checkout staff. Pay up and go. 010 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Meanwhile Reform council leaders in Nottingham ban a local media group from their press conferences because they don’t like their honest reporting. 010 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025When the “best before” date is 2 years in the future you know it’s going to shorten your life. 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 29/05/2025A lady in Peckham might be reluctant to do that w3w.co/loves.giving...w3w.co///loves.giving.headThis is the what3words address for a 3 metre square location near Peckham, London. 010 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Thousands of years ago we should have domesticated chimpanzees, not cats and dogs. By now our house chimps would have been doing all our chores. A small percentage would probably turn violent and murder everyone in the house, but a bit of collateral damage wouldn’t outweigh the benefits. 130 3
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 26/04/2025On the positive side, I fall over less often on my way home from the pub now 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 18/04/2025The straps are useless, but at least SWR don’t make you hang up your bike in a tiny broom cupboard like GWR… 010 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I’m sure you’re as capable of finding the answer as I am 100 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 25/03/2025You also don’t have to go down multiple escalators and walk through tunnels for ages to get to the platforms in NYC 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 23/03/2025A 240M tall hotel on top of K2 would do it, and climbers would have somewhere nice to stay. The hotel could have a climbing wall up the inside to allow climbers to finish the climb in relative comfort and avoid the worst of the weather. You’re welcome. 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 13/03/202525 would mean JD Vance as president. Would that really be any improvement on Trump? 240 4
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Musk is just biding his time until Tommeh gets out of jail. Farage is far too moderate for Musk’s liking. 041 4
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Reform leadership regrets being obligated to release the statement. I seriously doubt that any of them think Lowe’s behaviour has crossed the line. 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Clearly written by someone who doesn’t yet know how to use AI 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Tax rises are needed, and I’m sure they’ll come sooner or later. 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 22/02/2025The delicious irony of Reform’s apparent popularity is that it will most likely result in a Lab/LD coalition at the next GE, and hopefully a pathway towards another referendum on EU membership. Keep grifting Nige 👍 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Starmer trying to undo some of the damage caused by Farage’s Brexit. 010 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 19/02/2025“We have a big beautiful ocean as separation”. Maybe he’s not aware that USA mainland is 55 miles from Russia mainland if you go round the other way? 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 15/02/2025One thing is certain: he’s a better option up front than Sterling. 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Legalising drugs would mean more users, more petty crime to pay for drugs and more overdoses. Not a great idea. 300 3
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Before anyone can be classified as a celebrity they should have to pass a simple recognition test. If you can’t be correctly identified by at least 10% of a random selection of 100 people you’re not a celebrity. No exceptions. 100 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 13/02/2025You clearly haven’t seen Nigel Farage’s pathetic efforts. 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Wealthy landowners and GB News seem to be massively misjudging public opinion here. 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Sniff some goat shit then some dog shit and you’ll soon realise the difference 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Just stop importing Teslas. There are much better EVs now anyway. 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Before someone can tell a lie they must know what is the truth. I wouldn’t credit him with that much intelligence. 010 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Putin, Musk, Zuckerberg and many other dangerous power-obsessed people see Trump as a very useful idiot. 020 2
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Inflicting your religious beliefs on a child’s penis is really quite messed up. 230 3
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I’m aware of the wording but I just didn’t regard that as excessive force or endangering the opponent, based on the standards we usually see referees apply in EPL 010 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Certainly a yellow, but surely not serious foul play. 110 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Farage shut out of the inauguration ceremony while Boris is invited in 🤣 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 24/01/2025He wasn’t a terrorist. He wasn’t acting for any political or religious ideology. He was just a wrong’un who the police and local authorities should have stopped much earlier. Farage should stop trying to claim political points on this. 041 4
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 13/01/2025We didn’t have social media to allow people to stoke up bigoted views then 110 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Ignore the 5-star and 1-star reviews. The 2-4 star reviews are always the most honest and helpful. 050 5
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Trump needs money. Musk has money. Musk needs power. Trump has power and is easily influenced. It’s a perfect match really. 120 2
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 06/01/2025A 20-second delay stuck behind a cyclist is 10x more annoying than a 20-minute delay in a traffic jam, somehow. Also I think I should mention Road Tax, but I’m not sure why. 2180 18
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 05/01/2025With Musk owning X, the flag-shagging knuckle-draggers are in their element there. I’m sure Bluesky will become toxic eventually but let’s enjoy it while it lasts. 110 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 05/01/2025There should also be training and certification before being allowed to use a self-checkout. And a time limit after which the checkout automatically adds £1 per minute to the total. 000 0
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Maybe whoever named them was anticipating that they might eventually get to Antarctica too, thus avoiding the need for future renaming. Clever. 010 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 05/01/2025OK, but if they are not penguins what are they? 110 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Changing road signs from miles to km would make sense, but the flag-shaggers would complain that all their journeys would be 1.6 times as far. 100 1
Andy Litchfield @andylitch.bsky.social · 04/01/2025The first time Trump was elected in 2016 the rest of the world laughed, because he was just a clown with not much actual power. This time he’s an angry clown with a lot of power and it’s scary. 090 9