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andylew.bsky.social @andylew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Stay gorgeous Montreal. But fix your airport, please 🙏
A view of the street in front of Le Marchee Atwater. There are cars in the foreground and a gorgeous blue sky with puffy white clouds. There's a church steeple and Mont Real just visible in the background.
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andylew.bsky.social @andylew.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Had a great night last night with some great friends.
A slightly blurry photo of the Foo Fighters on stage performing. The band is tiny, but I promise they were loud.
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andylew.bsky.social @andylew.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Do asshats count?
A bad turquoise line drawing on a black background. The straight line denotes the brim of the asshat, while the upper portion looks like a set of ass cheeks in twerking position.
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andylew.bsky.social @andylew.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Reset
A river with two small, treed islands and more trees in the background. The water is so calm that the surface is a perfect mirror of the trees and grey, cloudy sky. There are yellow bouys in the foreground, and a bird is perched on one of them.
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andylew.bsky.social @andylew.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
No new pictures, where you at mentally?
A brown Llama screams in a grassy field. Behind the Llama is grassy hill with the remains of ancient stone walls.
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andylew.bsky.social @andylew.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Good thing I gave up my machine licenses at work.
A training manual that says, "Do not indulge in stunt driving or horseplay," and has a drawing of a reach truck doing a sick jump off a ramp over some barrels. The text over the picture reads, "SUCK MY COCK OSHA."
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andylew.bsky.social @andylew.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Picture of an adorable and magnificent opposum captioned, "thoughts intrusive, ass protrusive, trans inclusive."
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andylew.bsky.social @andylew.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Same with this guy. He will literally scream at you until you look at his börthole.
An upside-down black cat lies belly up on a wood floor. He is focused intently on a toy out of frame with his front paws outstretched.
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andylew.bsky.social @andylew.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
There was another.
A square, black sign with bold white lettering. It's hung on the back of a white, painted wood door with a brushed chrome lever handle. It says, "TO LOCK PRESS RED BUTTON ON WALL," in all caps. A red button on the wall next to the toilet has written on it, "Press for emergency assistance." There is a sign on white paper with red letters half out of frame and to the right. There is a homemade sign in bold black marker centered above the red button that simply says, "Not this one."Picture of Yoda from the shoulders up, bathed in red light. It's captioned, "There is another."
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andylew.bsky.social @andylew.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Batman says hi
A black cat on his back on a blonde wood floor. The cat is slightly blurry with his arms outstretched because he is plotting the demise of an unseen toy. The look in his eyes says, "No thoughts, only vibes."
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andylew.bsky.social @andylew.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Picture of a red and white toque with a maple leaf on it. The caption reads, " Canada has two modes: I'm sorry, and you're about to be sorry."
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andylew.bsky.social @andylew.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
My favourite tardigrade picture 😉
A tardigrade playing the world's tiniest violin
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