Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 20h[approaching a woman at a bar] is that why your face is flat like a pancake ... ... ... because you fell from heaven 010
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You may already know, but George Trow wrote about demography replacing history: "Guess what a poll of a hundred people had guessed would be the height of the average American woman. Guess what they’ve guessed. Guess what they’ve guessed the average is” 000
Reposted by Andy LBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Unsolicited, unpaid-for suggestion from a guy who hates politics podcasts: I just really, really love Election Profitmakers. It’s hosted by @jonkimball.bsky.social and Get Your War On’s David Rees. It used to be about prediction markets before that became a disease. Now it’s just very funny.open.spotify.comEpisode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.Election Profit Makers · Episode 1319122
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 11/09/2026mercury, we call him little mercury. they say he's the god of trade but i said 'where's the trade?' we're getting killed on the trade. we're getting absolutely killed on the trade, and it's sad to see 011
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026steward of history www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ck...youtube.comSo PittedYouTube video by topshelf26 001
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a special birthday boy. What does he want? 010
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I will arise and go now, and go to Chattahoochee, And dwell upon the muddy waters thereof; There long ago I learned to swim, and who I was, A lot about living and a little about love. 010
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026mike patton can we get a ruling youtu.be/ZKDvJTxZDbA?...youtu.beMike Patton Puts Wolfmother In Their PlaceYouTube video by MetalChickenDragon 020
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene sorry about that run-in with my wife jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene anyway have you seen bad boys for life 000
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026[Pitching Anna Pidgeon to the studio] What if Ace Ventura were a drama, and a hot babe 000
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 20/08/2026cool dudes cannot wear ray-bans anymore. people will mistake us for perverts and, worse, facebook users. we must return to oakleys 100
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Parkman may have worn out his welcome in Cleveland when he told reporters he was "the only winner" on the squad. The rest, he said, were "losers, either by choice or by birth." Still, you'd hope to get more if you're a Guards fan. 000
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 02/08/2026White Sox get: C Jack Parkman Guardians get: OF Isuro Tanaka Hard to make sense of this swap from a baseball perspective. Cleveland sends its new star to its divisional rival, and will now depend on rookie catcher Rube Baker. Cleveland in return gets ... Tanaka? Who? Highway robbery by the Sox. 100
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Cold cheese, Shaq. And the chips are stale! youtu.be/Gp-f7ece-UU?...youtu.beInside the NBA - Charles Barkley Phoenix Suns RantYouTube video by E H 040
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A few hours ago, no one had heard of Caitlin Clark. Tonight she showed she's "one to watch" 020
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Has anyone else tried the "like" button? Liking a post allows you to signal your positive sentiment to others in the community (including the author of the post!). Plus you can review a list of all of the posts you've liked and enjoy them all over again. I give the "like" feature an enthusiastic ♥️ 111
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026some say messi is the best soccer player of all time, one say it's andy 000
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 02/06/2026My favorite song right now is probably Stop Believin' by Destination 010
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 29/05/2026if you don't remember this, your ass is in the jackpot awfulannouncing.com/mlb/our-ass-...awfulannouncing.com10 years ago, Tom Hallion's ass was in the jackpot10 years after Noah Syndergaard's ejection triggered one of MLB's most memorable arguments, Tom Hallion's phrase holds up as well as ever. 000
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 28/05/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQjH...youtube.comJim E. Brown - The Queue at GreggsYouTube video by Jim E. Brown 000
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 22/05/2026i've been to sharkey's fr. i went to the bathroom and a drunk kid walked out of the stall and tried to shake my hand 010
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 21/05/2026If it's not the David Guetta MLK song, I don't wanna hear it 000
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Saw big sign outside a shop that said, "If it's in stock, we got it!" That's not a good slogan 000
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Btw that Joan Osborne song is sacrilege. God is not a "slob." God does not use public transportation. He's rich. That's blasphemy 000
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Gonna reactivate my twttr and constantly reply to rich dummies with stuff like "he who plays himself plays the fool" until they offer me money. i'll appear on their podcasts and say, "an engineer had to build the yellow brick road" 000
Andy L @andylaut.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Twin Peaks Fruits youtu.be/rEGI20nb8Pc?...youtu.beTwin Peaks FruitsYouTube video by twin peaks fruits 010
