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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes, and you can borrow my lighter.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Endorse Talarico if you actually care about any of that.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I always thought of generation X as the punk rock generation. Rebelling against authority, resisting conformity. But that was just me, I guess. Turns out we really love the taste of boot leather after all.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Old Man's War but you have to agree to fight against "kids these days".

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is great, guys. Keep it up. You're doing great. People will love this.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Your ears will be scritched and your bellies will be rubbed. Resistance is futile.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Kids these days have no respect for Nazis who get shot in the neck immediately after saying something explicitly racist.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There's only one version that can be on a playlist with YMCA.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I have no idea and can also 100% guarantee it's the Laura Branigan one.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I didn't know conservatives had won the culture but I guess that's because I live in the Bluesky bubble.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

They are literally both AI. Too many different letter styles on the left one and never ever has there been an Æ on a real menu like that ever.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Yeah, WTF. The Hobbit is one of the first actual books I remember reading along with Treasure Island. I would have been in maybe 3rd grade, 1978-ish.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

We can't talk shit to you from the Rocky Mountains only because our voices can't carry that far down.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

These artists should start releasing songs with titles like "Epstein's Best Friend" and "The Man Who Shits His Pants".

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

As they say, there's no hate like Christian love.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Cut Ben a break, it's really hard to beat box without lips.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I dread learning that Jimothy has taken money from AIPAC to write his life story using ChatGPT.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Only three things are a better use of time than pizza and soccer is not one of them.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Thanks, Kyle. I was really mad at you for being mean to the GOP candidate for Governor and I thought you were being biased but now that you have attacked the cringe socialist public transport I believe you are just an honest reporter.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

He was a Mossad body double for the last eight years and they recalled him because he had been using toothpaste with fluoride. Do your own research.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Denver International Airport, conveniently located in nearby Kansas.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Of all the people in human history who didn't get it Chuck Schumer didn't get it the most.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I come to bury Caesar not to praise him. Why would I praise him? That guy was a fucking douchebag. Fuck that guy.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Weird Alfred Yankovic should sue every artificial intelligence company for trademark infringement then write a parody song about it.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

"waffer theen" is permanently etched in my auditory memory from childhood

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

It has to be his Elon Musk post during the Belfast riots. That was a couple weeks ago but I can't imagine what else it could be.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

We have elevated our lowest person to our highest position. And our highest people are required to smile at him and shake his hand and say "thank you, sir".

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Washed down with half a gallon of raw milk.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

thank you, everyone appreciates pedantry

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

SCOTUS rules 6-3 to keep tarp in place.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The players don't seem very good at the basket ball game. All you need to do is put the ball into the round metal thing and there isn't even a goal tender. What's so hard about that?

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I would sign any kind of waiver you can imagine.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Also, they used a tarp to cover up the installation so not unreasonable they'd do it again for the removal.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Not if they need to get the scaffolding higher first. But who knows.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I'm worried they're going to put up a tarp to "protect" the public from being able to watch.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

If congress has the power to erase history I have some ideas.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I also wanted to hear Ken's thoughts on this but quickly realized it wasn't going to happen since he'd have to watch at least a couple hours of YouTube videos.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I can't know for sure but my instincts tell me this recipe contained a not insignificant amount of mayonnaise.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

"We are fighting for the Lord But we are really, really nice We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ... of Latter Day Saints"

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Icarus on Netflix about the Russian Olympics cheating scandal is amazing. I think it won an Oscar so maybe a bit obvious but also very very great.

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

*do not attempt to rub the belly of a mountain lion

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Andyjunction @andyjunction.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

They only come this close to humans when they want bellyrubs.

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