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Andy Hemming

@andyhemming.bsky.social
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Born to party, forced to work. Screaming Argonaut. Not fast, occasionally furious. Apprentice at the College of Nonchalance. He/Him/Highly favoured

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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 1h
The top half of a giant in a gallery space with a set of stairs to one side with two people coming up once that explains the penis we saw downstairs 
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky : choose your own adventure
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve found your event @clownf1st.bsky.social
Sign with image of a toilet: 

ROYAL
HIGHLAND SHOW
Proudly supported by
Royal Bank of Scotland

For Competition use only
-- SHOWING SCOTLAND AT ITS BEST


In the highlands they do competitive shitting, must be all those neeps…
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you can hold off delivering the lecture till Christmas… here’s a good closer!
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@k000.bsky.social
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was 96 episodes ahead of you…
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is one in Colne I liked so much I had a photo taken of me in front of it…
Chip shop: Cemetery Chippy
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Which brings me inevitably here…
I think this was a joke aboutan ex military Tory Mp who really thought alot of himself..
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Better or worse?
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Little toy soldiers co

If napoleon was a hobbit
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some.
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I had an elevated packet of noodles (added ginger, spring onion, pak Choi, miso, chilli and seaweed) with a fried egg
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can do these.. most of my minis aren’t warhammer…
A pair of storm giants. Tbh can’t recall if they are Ral Partha or Grenadier? 

80s pre slotta. 
Fenris games Dino Beast person. 

Sculpted by Snuurg, Jo Brumby. 

Fenris beast folk (wyrd world) a showcase of his amazing work. Dwarven troll hunter. 

Bronze Age mini via Fenris games. Chicken mutants, the gamma world way…

Can’t recall manufacturer…

Sue me.
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah I just buy it when I need it… the jarred paste is just a shortcut. This stuff:
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My last two efforts at Pad Kra Pao. I’ve got this Thai paste Thats a fierce mix of chilli, garlic and Thai basil… Makes it a fast meal, and cheap.
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We are having a roast cauliflower lentil & brown rice thing flavoured with shallots, turmeric, lemon zest & juice, maple syrup, pulped roasted garlic & coriander… Fooken tasty.
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#Grogmeet Prep continues…
Lots of blank tokens…
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just considering which base to use for my project, great options from @fenrisgames.com
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A walk as autumn comes round.
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Name an album you can listen to on repeat that doesn't get old. (Possibly my favourite band?)
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Significant hangover.
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last picture of the sky from your camera roll.
Skyline in Lincolnshire.. was camping.
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A bunch of Harkonen in front of a gingerbread navigator tank. 

It’s Christmas, the Harkonen at Christmas. 

Ivy everywhere, the Navigators tank has been decorated red white n green…

Cheer is the mind killer.

"Let it flow. Let it flow. Let it flow."
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Went to tattershall castle yesterday quite impressive & interesting place (brick medieval castle) - loads of fascinating graffiti inside…
6 story brick castle.. fancy af.Example of graffiti - this depth of graffiti was everywhere, on every surface from recent to hundreds of years old Bay city rollers graffiti My poor knees graffiti
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Our Nell is 14, this may be her last camping trip.
An old dog resting.😴
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fair play yp the vikings though… axe heads with grav belt tech.
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Amazing stone work on the cathedral… Talented bleeders.
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh - I did this recently (not as fancy as yours) and want to play/ experiment some more… Also I didn’t have the tool I just ordered!
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Like this?
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Has a go at Bún Gà Nướng last night (noodle salad with lemongrass / fish sauce marinaded chicken) The salad was great, might add a few tweaks but could definitely put it in rotation.
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Been out in the hills showing my (fairly disinterested? 8 year old grandson the hills… Too tired for eclipseseses
A view of crinkle crags n bow fell… (cold pike to the v left) Towards wrynose pass
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This.
Amateur eclipse capture
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yoinked earlier in the week off someone on holiday…
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’ve posted this many times before but @fenrisgames.com Cthulhu Dark Young are the best nightmare fuel actually.
Imagine mouths, teeth, thentaclrs. 

The tentacles are as thick as trees at their base, the mouths cavernous 
 It is dark, you are in the woods somethings moving…
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m not sure it is ‘dark horsing’ and yes, we in Britain also have a share of sweaty nonces.
Some graffiti by a local wag…A memorial plate 

The Epstein & Heinstein Mint Feel Obliged to present 4 Charmingly Collectible Limited Edition Plate
Corroborating the Alibi of Britain's Favourite Royal
The Prince
£29.99
•Pizza
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Express
TINES
A Loyal Tribute to
HRH Prince Andrew, Duke of York (Rtd)
N February 19th, Prince Andrew,
birthday. Not for him the pomp and ceremony of a grand state ocasion; instead, he chose to mark his special day quietly at home amongst his family. For tragically, Britain's favourite Royal has been forced - by circumstances outside of his control - to retire from his lightweight public duties after vile and untrue acusations were made about his private life.
It is unthinkable that a senior Royal should have his impeccable
WOKING
Oute of
York shown
cn March 100h 2001
the word of a young American woman counts for as much as that of the sixth in line to our country's throne-a man who, in his role as trade envoy, has selflessly promoted Britain Ple by playing golf at some of the most exclusive
courses around the world
Now the Epstein & Weinstein Mint has commissioned this fine porcelain collec-tor's plate - The Prince of Pizza Express - a wonderful portrait of HRH the Duke of
York captured in fine oils by eminent Royal fantasy artist Roland Piano.
Loving depiction of a forever tainted royal
The tainted Prince is depicted enjoying a meal in Pizza Express, prov-somewhere clse doing something that he shoukin't have been doing. Which he detinitely wasn't.
The arteork depicts...
The fact that he was in Pizza Express on the night in question, over 30
* The perfectly dry, sweat-free skin that shows up his accuser, once-and-for-all, as the scheming liar she is.
*A man reading a newspaper that clearly displays the date when the
Prince was just having an innocent pizza and definitely wasn't up to no good
* The torable royal rinkle in his eye that seems to say: "I have nothing to hide and will, of course, speak to the FBI if it's at all possible to find time in
sey Sali
If this p…
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Screenshot from a film of Tom Jones singing it’s not unusual. 

The subtitles read ‘I wanna die’ 

Tom looks cheerful.
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I did a poor copy of that in bronze a year or so back, it wasn’t slight enough, but was an enjoyable experience
Wax copy of bird, preparation for lost wax casting process.
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Andy Hemming @andyhemming.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Never not posting.
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