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Andy Field

@andyfieldhello.bsky.social
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1 of the UK's top 50 tall, white, glasses-wearing, male stand up comedians

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Andy Field @andyfieldhello.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
3 years ago, my doctor told me I may never walk again. He said I'm a natural athlete, I could just run everywhere and never get tired He was looking at my x-rays like 'woah no way, so cool'. He called me the white Eliud Kipchoge I like walking though, it's nice
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Andy Field @andyfieldhello.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I don't understand clapping when the plane lands. Landing isn't even that impressive, flying is the real achievement. So I clap the whole time the plane is in the air
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Andy Field @andyfieldhello.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, don't even look at the bell. That is MY bell!!
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Andy Field @andyfieldhello.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The pen is nowhere near mightier than the sword. Have you seen swords? What are you on about
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Andy Field @andyfieldhello.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I'd love to do one of those 'The Holiday' type things, where you have sex with Jude Law in a stranger's house
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Andy Field @andyfieldhello.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
There's a lot of loud fox sex happening in my garden. They keep trying to get away, but I just love them so much!!
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Andy Field @andyfieldhello.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
They say I'm addicted to pausing mid-step, but I can stop any time I want
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Andy Field @andyfieldhello.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I want to start a vehicle leasing company called Texpectit Our slogan: "Amazing things can happen when you lease Texpectit"
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