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@andyetzkorn.bsky.social
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hopefully that’s all Ray has in common with him…
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m astounded how he just never stops talking. Like even if every word he said was interesting (they’re not), I’d still be incredibly irritated
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ronan Farrow's subjects similarly were not entertained either.
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fools who will buy tickets along the first base line because they are cheaper…
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is your fault
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
And I’m sure it sucks to have to write about this everyday. But real credit to them for not letting their team get away with it. It’s what real fans do
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
and take away an opportunity from making himself center of attention????
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Oh well look at Mythbusters over here
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Bro, I have low back pain every day. But I still soldier on and sit at my desk and answer emails all day. Like a hero. Tell me how this is any different.
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"Next we have winks, he's a poster from Bluesky. Winks, I understand you had some issue with a Bluesky post I made some time back?"
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
:::: desperately trying to come up with fake name. Sees a very tan man:::: “Uhhhhhh! Tanguy?!!” Sees news ticker about US destabilizing Venezuelan government” “Destable! Tanguy Destable is my completely real name!”
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The hilarious thing about this is his foot lands on the center of the base. Like he couldn’t touch more base if he tried.
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’ve been trying to think of an ancient Rome joke but I’m totally coming up empty. Just imagine I said something super clever and hilarious
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Andy is a dumb name
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I saw Guns N' Roses a few years ago and they covered Velvet Revolver's "Slither" (which made sense since Slash and Duff were in that band). But in terms of being an STP adjacent band because of Weiland, I'm trying to imagine GNR covering Goo Goo Dolls' "Iris"
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This looks so good!!!!! Is what I would say if this didn’t look like complete garbage
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Obviously this is like way more upsetting, but remember when he said Shohei wouldn't become a global superstar because he didn't speak English as his first language? My point is Stephen A is wrong about everything in like the worst way someone can be wrong about anything
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
"No we're not gonna fuckin' do Stonehenge!" is one of my all-time line deliveries
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Yeah, didn’t even try it from inside the tunnel. Pathetic really
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
A completed pass is really the friends we made along the way
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
"Now he's struck me with the sandwich." STRUCK ME WITH THE SANDWICH
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
It's people like you that have ruined Naboo for the rest of us.
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Concur
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Oh SORRY for watching the game with my heart and not my eyes!!!!
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Since the 11th inning I was saying I just wanted the game to end so I could go to bed. But now here I am responding to posts because there’s no way I’m sleeping
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
And he’s blocking everyone that brings this up. Softest man in baseball
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Just a rough night in general for the Dodgers... feel better, dude!
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
It’s the “probably” that absolutely kills me
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
“Do you think I’ll get trashed in the media for not even trying to make Shohei an offer???” Artie asked excitedly
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Not sure what the policies are about having to publicly post a job… but couldn’t they have just asked around internally if anyone knew an AC guy?? Angels are addicted to humiliation
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Speak for yourself, Thomas
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Only one of them cheated
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I have zero proof of this and maybe it's just because it's under a microscope more... but I feel like umpires have *regressed* each year when it comes to accurate balls and strike calls
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The lead was mountable
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
POV diner line cook videos during the breakfast rush is a very surprising ASMR trend I’m currently all about
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
You’re both right
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I have a friend whose unpopular opinion is that if pandas are too dumb to procreate they deserve to go extinct. It’s one of those “I think he’s joking, but is he?” scenarios
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Mr. Pagliuca, could you please focus more on paying your players fairly and focus less on Bluesky arguements?
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
“The Call” by the Backstreet Boys otherwise what’s the point of any of this
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Christopher McDonald should have won an Oscar for that delivery alone
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"I'm giving you the beating of your life."
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Terrible at hitting in June... terrible human all year long.
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Dude, Chris Hemsworth CRUSHES the opening
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Get ‘em, Nezza!
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Thanks for this, Drew
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Just as, I don’t know, some guy did in The Bible
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Well he crossed his arms, I guess we need to fund this.
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I mean.. at this point it’s a legit boring game
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Andy @andyetzkorn.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I like the part in that movie where he dies
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