Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 08/05/2026*Ordering something very normal online. Amazon: “Would you like to add avocados to this picture frame?” Me: “Ummm, no, I’m cool.” 040
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I have learned that the greatest trauma a parent can inflict on a 4-year old is to play a song she doesn’t want in the car. Important note: she also asked for said song. 041
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 04/11/2025The nice thing is that kids will always eat spaghetti. The not-so-nice thing is then you have to clean up after the kids eat spaghetti. 161
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 25/10/2025🎶And out there, living in the sun. Give me one day out there, all I ask is one🎶 #Fridaythe13thPart2 #TheHunchbackofNotreDame 140
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 18/10/2025My OCD ass watching my kid mix all the colors of Play-Doh.media.tenor.coma cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling and looking up .ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling and looking up . 030
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 28/09/2025[NEW EPISODE] On Holy BatCast #489, we discuss listener hot takes about #Batman comics, movies, shows, and more before sharing a couple of our own. It’s in your feeds now! Thanks to everyone who participated. Have an awesome week! bit.ly/4mCT35a 040
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 27/09/2025How many versions of the #MonsterMash do I need on my #Halloween playlist? 130
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Why does the rapture have to come at the end of the work day?! 😂 020
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 22/07/2025My 9 month old son when it’s been 2 hours and 1 minute since his last bottle. 010
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Me: “I’m not gonna overthink this and be a drama queen.” Also me:media.tenor.coma man with his arms outstretched is standing in a golf courseALT: a man with his arms outstretched is standing in a golf course 050
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 23/06/2025The #jaws50 cup from AMC Theaters is so cool that I think I have to use it for every beverage all summer long 😄🦈💙 #Jaws 140
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Been celebrating #Jaws50 with my coffee all week. Happy 50th, ya big toothy bugger 😊🦈💙 #Jaws 260
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Have you really put together IKEA furniture if you haven’t realized you flipped a piece the wrong way and have to go back 4 steps while quietly muttering expletives to yourself? 210
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 19/06/2025“How many copies of #Jaws do you need?” “One more, as it turns out.” #Jaws50 230
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Me, getting home from a trip: “It’s late. You’re tired. You don’t have to unpack right now.” *10 minutes later* “And I’m unpacked.” 030
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Having kids is weird. You’d lay on a grenade for them without a second thought. You would also give a pint of blood if they would just GO TO SLEEP. 060
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 30/05/2025“I don’t need any more toys.” “But there’s a freaking yeti at the Fortress of Solitude!” “You son of a bitch, I’m in.” #Superman 190
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 28/05/2025This episode of The Simpsons about to be lit 😂 450
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 28/05/2025A grandmother’s job is to love her grandchildren unconditionally. Also to passively aggressively judge your parenting at every turn. 070
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 24/05/2025#EpicUniverse is open! I was honored to be the Producer on Mario Kart: Bowser’s Challenge, working with hundreds of amazing people who brought this attraction to life 😊 I also met Kathrynn working on the park so our beautiful family wouldn’t be here without it. What a journey, what a ride ☺️❤️🍄🟫🏎️🌎 3172
Reposted by Andy DiGenovaLetterboxd @letterboxd.social · 20/05/2025me and the two likes on my latest review 💞 1469582
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Me to my 3-year-old: “I love you” Her: “I know” She’s become Han Solo. I’m a little hurt but also impressed 😄 120
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 18/05/2025When you fart at work and hope it’s not a stinky one. #Superman 070
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I just went through my t-shirts and will be donating about 15 of them. I respectfully ask for your understanding during this difficult time 🥺 150
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Me making my toddler’s half water/half lemonade cocktail. 030
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Why park normally when you can take three times as long and inconvenience everyone around you by backing in? 140
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 11/05/2025#HappyMothersDay to some of my favorite movie moms 😁 #Psycho #Scream2 #TheLostWorld #Aliens 140
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Remember… if #TheWeddingSinger came out today, it would be set in 2012. Have a great night 😄 130
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 09/05/2025The #HowtoTrainYourDragon remake is looking really good. 071
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 09/05/2025The worse part of waking up from a nap is the waking up from a nap. 170
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 12/04/2025When you’re on a road trip and your whole family is napping but you can’t because you’re driving.media.tenor.coma goofy cartoon character is driving a car and giving a thumbs upALT: a goofy cartoon character is driving a car and giving a thumbs up 3100
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 06/04/2025What is it about a clean room that makes a toddler go “absolutely f*cking not”? 250
Reposted by Andy DiGenovaSupes and Sabers @supesandsabers.bsky.social · 30/03/2025It’s time to vote for the winner of our DC Hero Suit Draft! Vote for your pick on who had the best draft in the comments below! And can you guess which team was @andydigenova.bsky.social ? #dccomics #dcu #arrowverse #dceu 011
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 29/03/2025How that one eyebrow hair hide long enough to grow 3 inches, then pop out of nowhere like “surprise, old man!” 140
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Had a blast with these gents talking the best DC superhero costumes! #DCComics #Batman 051
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 21/03/2025When you’re a toddler parent, this is the MCU and Miss Rachel is Tony Stark. 040
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 20/03/2025When I forget to text someone back: “Oh god, I’m so sorry. I saw it, I looked, I meant to text back. I’m a terrible friend.” When someone forgets to text me back: “Oh no. They hate me. What did I say? What did I do? I’m a terrible friend.” 030
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 07/03/2025When I was a kid going to theme parks, I would always look at the ride vehicles and be like “I want the blue one!” So silly. Now that I’m a mature adult, I look at them and be like “I want the purple one!” 1100
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 02/03/2025“Hi, I’m a toddler. I’m not going to actually watch the movie I demanded we put on for the 811th time but I reserve the right to be pissed if you try turning it off.” 180
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 01/03/2025When Blippi changes actors in the middle of the same video. 170
Andy DiGenova @andydigenova.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I’ve officially become a dad because I walk around the house turning off lights, muttering to myself “you know, these switches also have an off position”. 3121