Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 3hI’m fairly curious how they think a system that requires hundreds of millions of pounds worth of state of the art hardware is going to live on my alarm clock 250
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 18hThe one year old is enjoying the gruffalo which gives me an excuse to wheel this out again I spent far too long on this… 4272
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 21hdoes somewhat hinge on remembering where I left my precious stash of greenstuff.. 130
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 21hI'd better get a wiggle on then good news is I know what I'm doing 140
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 21hI have successfully done nothing at all... How long do I have again? 250
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 23hYeah there are some things that absolutely need to be addressed. The fat shaming isn't great either 000
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 14/10/2026'We'd like to introduce you to Frank. You'll recognise him as the guy who stole all of your work. He's now available as a resource for prose, plot, anything really. He's got loads of ideas.' - The society of authors, probably 1503
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The ONLY way to 'use' generative AI in a way that protects and supports human creators is by never, ever using it and actively shunning anyone that does. This is profoundly stupid. Genuinely incredible from a union that's supposed to protect creatives. 1598
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I did not, i am also yet to locate my pot of nazdreg yellow that was last seen in there somewhere 190
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It’s gold like this that keeps you coming back for more i guess 1150
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026In other news i tidied my office a bit and found all sorts of things i didn’t know i had. I’m so rock and roll it hurts sometimes 5350
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Plucky kids face off against Dracula, a werewolf, a mummy, the creature from the black lagoon, and get help from Frankensteins monster. All with a practical effects and an 80’s soundtrack. We deserve this 2130
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Just watched The Monster Squad that i last watched when it came out in the 80’s. This could really do with a remake and Guillermo Del Toro should make it 3260
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It would only take that long because they’d have to stop laughing first 050
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Also as the father of a night goblin I sympathise 030
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026More like 'you want to keep your house? Build a school, build ten.' 140
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026'Oh you just want to attend your nieces wedding? May I suggest a £50 million endowment for the National Theatre?' 2130
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It does, thank you. I still don't really get why you can't tell Karen to fuck off and stop measuring the lawn. 180
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I was tempted with the death penalty but decided to be lenient 010
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026As a concession they get to put their name on stuff. 2170
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I want them stopped at the airport if they want to come in with too high a new worth. They'll be given a list of public works that need funding. I do not give one solitary fuck that this sounds like extortion. 1190
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I want the super rich having panicked calls with their accountants when they hit like 900 million. I want them frantically building parks and libraries like it's going out of fashion. 1200
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Becoming a billionaire should be a terrible thing. We should actively legislate extreme punishment and full asset forfeiture for when you hit that level. Force them to give huge swathes back in terror of losing everything. Then we should start lowering the bar. 5715
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’ve asked many American friends why they don’t just tell them to fuck off and am yet to get a good answer. The idea that these little dictators hold actual legal powers feels insane 2110
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Their neophytes are called Pufflings 090
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026They utilise a tactic known as The Crashing Wave, named for the seas of their homeworld of Skomer. Assault terminators form a barrier that an enemy pushes against while jet pack equipped marines overfly then attack from the rear 160
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026When serving left over pizza first dig two graves 0244
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026In case anyone is curious. The Puffin Guard are a second founding chapter formed from the remnants of a scratch company of Raven Guard that were presumed lost on Istvaan. They specialise in ambush attacks making use of water and high ground, particularly cliffs. 2130
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is an almost exact copy of my head cannon 030
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Give them like really snazzy knee socks 130
Reposted by Andy Clark of the living deadTristan is painting spookily @tristanwelsh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Muscle postin' Please enjoy my Jack Reacher Troggoth, the idea came to me when I was extremely ill and having wild fever dreams. #nerdlings #miniaturepainting #minipainting #paintingminiatures #warhammercommunity 2778
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026They’re my Raven Guard successor chapter 130
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This morning I’m mostly pondering the origins of the Puffin Guard because what i really need right now is another project. #Nerdlings 6290
Reposted by Andy Clark of the living deadLogan's Hobby Lair @loganshobbylair.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Grot Tank Kitbash This was my submission for #MiniOfTheMonth for Sep 2026! Thought I should post it here as well and add some close up shots (check comments) #Nerdlings #jhbackdrops #warhammer40kㅤ #orktober #hobby #miniturepainting #minipainting 1556
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’d then move onto the Children of Time series by Adrian Tchaikovsky. Big concepts, generation ships, evolution, and of course giant talking spiders. Finally Premee Mohamed’s The Seige of Burning Grass is an incredible exploration of the futility of war. 100
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026John Scalzi is probably the easiest to get into. He has a few standalone novels that are great fun Starter Villain - man inherits his uncles supervillain empire, cat helps The Kaiju Preservation Society - a secret organisation works to protect giant monsters from exploitation 100
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Also given the sort of people who are super into this idea you’d definitely be watching the first five minutes of Red Flag: The Movie before you made your excuses and scarpered 1200
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Happily i’m well past the whole dating scene but can you imagine going to someones house and they start playing a movie they slopjockeyed? Equal parts fascinating and horrifying 4220
Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I don’t want AI generated movies or music tailored to me, that kinda defeats the object. I want the weird and wonderful things that lovely talented people have taken care to bring into the world. It’s a window into another soul. It’s literally the fucking point. 6986